Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss Kruz so yeah. I own Dani and all her spazzticness. Well enjoy.
Warning: Language…
After a few weeks, the guys started to get used to Dani's presence and slowly had become to enjoy her strange humor. They were all joking around when Manx called them down to the basement for a meeting. It was probably another mission or something stupid like that.
In the basement of the flower shop the Weiss sat quietly when they saw Manx enter the room.
"Manx what's the dealio man!" Dani asked with a Jamaican accent. (can you imagine a Japanese person speaking w/ a Jamaican accent?)
"Yeah Manx, were just about to open the shop." A tired Omi said.
"You'd know already if you would keep your damned mouths shut for a second. Now down to business. Listen to what Persia has to say." Manx said as she dimmed the lights.
"Men of Weiss…" Persia began until he heard Dani's objection.
"What the fuck! I'm not a man, I don't have a fucking dick. Damn, what are you going to do? Cut off my boobs, mold them into a dick and sew it onto my pussy? Huh!"
Clearing his throat Persia began again. "Men and Women of Weiss, another person will be joining Weiss. Actually two have been working for us undercover. Our agent Rex has been monitoring their progress. Anyway, since the death of Kyo, one of the undercover Weiss members, the other young man will be transferred over to you guys. His name is Sena Izumi, age 16." Sadly Persia was interrupted once again, delaying him from telling them about their mission.
"Hiya! I'm Sena Izumi!" A young boy said.
"Holy shit!" Everyone said in unison, surprised at his entrance.
"Where the fuck did you come from?" Yohji asked, still in shock from the boy's entrance.
"I dunno… Your ass!" Sena said with a wicked grin.
Laughing hard, Dani walked over to Sena and gave him a high five before placing a sympathetic hand upon Yohji's shoulder. "Gosh Sena, coming out of Yohji's ass like that! Damn you ripped him another ass hole!" Dani said as she clutched her stomach from her laughter at her own joke.
"You were just thinking of an excuse to look at my sexy buff ass." Yohji said.
Moving her hand away from Yohji's shoulder she moved it down and gave his ass a nice squeeze. "Yeah, uh huh. Oh baybee! Newly ripped ass holes turn me on. Damn and you call your ass buff? It's all squishy like pumpkin innards, not hard and buff like Arnold Swartzenneger." Dani said as she wiped Yohji's ass essence on his back. When she looked around the room she saw everyone looking at her with disbelief.
"Are all American girls so… outgoing!" Aya asked.
"Uh, Naw ya'll! I'm just uber-special." Dani said with a wink wink.
"Enough! Persia still has more to say!" Manx yelled, her eyes sprouting flames.
"Uh yeah, anyway, the school Kowa Academy is hiding a deep dark secret. Dani, Sena, and Omi will go undercover as students while Yohji, Aya, and Ken are going as teachers. Hunter's of the night, deny these evil beasts their tomorrows." Persia said before signing off.
"Looks like you'll be submitting to Yohji now." Omi said with a chuckle.
"Shut up Omi. You will be too! He'll probably have you ass raped by a large beefy inmate!" Dani said with an evil grin.
"You sure that's not you making the order?" Omi asked.
"Uh, I'm 40 sure." Dani said with yet another wink wink. "I'd rather do it myself."
"You guys make me sick." Aya and Ken said at the same time.
"Really! I make you sick? Aw, but I betcha those fan girls outside will make you sicker. Better not screw any of them or your girlfriends will get pissed."
Later that day, Omi, Sena and Dani went out to lunch. While they were waiting for their food, Dani thought about their mission. " So what jobs will Aya, Yohji and Ken do?" Dani asked with curiosity.
"Well Aya's a history teacher, Ken's a physical education teacher, and Yohji is the art teacher. Omi said as a smile crossed his handsome face. " Though he was offered another position first before the art teacher one."
"What was it? The Janitor!"
"Yeah, actually it was. We wanted to see if he'd actually accept the job." Omi said with a light laugh.
"Did he accept?"
"He did."
"LOOOOOSER!" Sena and Dani uttered out like a cow in heat.
When the waiter came over, Omi's eyes bulged out like a Pug. " Dude he looks like Farfarello, an old enemy connected with Eszett." Omi said when the guy left.
"Sounds like Fart Load. Guess he ate too many beans. " Dani said before diving into her leafy greens.
When the guy came back to get their dishes, Dani turned to the guy and raised her hands up high. "I think we'll be regulars here. Those greens were so yummy that it makes me wanna cosplay as Momiji. So I think I should re-name you. You shall forever be FARTLOAD!"
Omi and Sena slowly turned to look at her and slowly but loudly shouted. " Oh my fucking god!"
"Jeez ya'll, you know there are those Christians bout here." Dani said with a disapproving look on her face.
"Uh oops?" Sena said, unsure if he should feel bad.
"Let's leave now.' Omi said as he tossed some Yen on the table.
"Okie! Bye Fartload." Dani said as she bounced off.
Back at the shop, Dani escaped downstairs to prepare her weapons. When the guys came downstairs they saw Dani sharpening her Shuriken's.
"What's that green serum on the table?" Sena asked as she plopped himself beside her.
"It's poison. I put it on the tips of my weapons. It kills the enemy within 10 minutes of entering the blood stream. Though I do have an antidote just incase of a mishap." Then turning to look at Yohji, she gave him a warning wink wink.
"Hey what's up with that bull shit? Are you thinking about killing me?" Yohji asked.
"No way, I just though we could practice. It's not like I'm out to get you. Don't be paranoid." Dani said as she got up.
When she left the room, Yohji turned to the other's with a long look across his face. " So who here thinks that Dani's out to get Yohji?" Ken asked.
"I do!" Sena said with a gleeful smile.
"I second that." Omi said from across the room from his computer.
"This sucks ass." Yohji said as he buried his head in his arms.
"Don't worry Yohji, we're just messing with you." Aya said.
"Don't worry be happy!" Sena said as he ran up the stairs after Dani.
"Yeah what ever. Let's just finish up work so I can drown myself in booze." Yohji said in a barely audible mumble.
At the end of the day when the shop closed, Manx pulled Dani aside.
"What's up Manxie-poo?" Dani asked with a semi-innocent smile.
"Don't call the that. Anyway, I'm here to give you your school uniform. Classes begin tomorrow." Manx said with a sigh.
Holding up the uniform, Dani looked with confusion at the conservative style of it. "Manx, I thought these type of uniforms were supposed to be skimpy, not confining."
"No, you're going to an Academy where things are more strict. It's to ensure that you feminine curves don't distract the boys."
"Fucking hormonal men."
"Watch you language. You are to act like a 16 year old."
"But I cuss in English. How smart can they be?" Dani asked totally forgetting that she was in Japan.
"We're Asian." Manx said with an eye roll.
"Oh yeah I forgot."
"Now go try it on so I'll know if I got you the right size."
When Dani came out from the bathroom, she saw Manx's eyes widen in shock.
"I thought this was supposed to be conservative." Dani said as she tried to breathe.
"Uh I guess I forgot that you American women have bit tits." Manx said, totally shocked at how tight it was.
Stumbling to the counter, Dani braced both arms out to support her as she began to gasp. " I can't breath."
When the guys came up, the sight that greeted them was of Dani, leaning against the counter, hyperventilating as her very tight uniform clung tightly to her large breasts. Her labored breaths made them heave up and down making them seem larger as they bounced with no graceful movement.
"Uh sorry, we need to go back down to the bathroom." Omi said as she dashed back down the stairs, the other's in tow.
"I don't know how much more I can take." Dani said on a moan.
Right when she passed out, Yohji appeared, a smile spreading across his face. " Guess it's my turn to help her." He said as he stretched out his hands and cracked his knuckles.
Suddenly Omi appeared behind Yohji and jumped on his back. "What do you mean your turn!"
When Manx bent down to un-button Dani's dress to help her breath, the other's came back up to see what the racket was about. Cept they saw Dani sitting up, her boobs revealed with flying pink elephants on her bra. They saw her glare at them before speaking.
"God damn it all! Ya'll owe me 500 yen! Everyone cept Omi."
"Why?" Yoji asked, looking Dani in the boobs.
"It's cuz I don't give freebies."
"Why does Omi get a freebie?" Sean asked as he struggled to keep his gaze on her face and not her boobs. Sadly his attempt failed and he was entranced with her breasts.
"It's because he's the cutest of you all."
"Enough! Sena and Omi begin school tomorrow as cousins. Dani starts next week. We need to get her uniform custom fitted for her."
Looking up at Manx, Dani said, "This better not be deducted from my pay."
"It won't."
"Wh6y does she need a special uniform?" Sena asked stupidly.
"It's because she's an American and is almost a D-cup."
"Manx, if you don't mind, could you please shut the fuck up." Dani said as she looked down at her flying elephants.
Laughing, Sena turned to Yohji and smiled. " Now you can buy her sexy bras."
"I'll need to. Those elephants are retarded."
"Well they make me happy. Plus there isn't much of a selection in Japan."
D"Maybe we should spring for a breast reduction." Ken suggested.
"Dude keep your junk in you trunk booger butt." Dani said as she covered her boobs with her hands.
"Well I like them the way they are." Omi said.
"Me too!" Sena said.
"They need to be larger." Yohji said as she stared at them.
Everyone in the room turned their head and stared at Yohji in horror.
"Dude if they got any larger she'd fall down from the weight. She'd be Shi from Puni Puni Poemy!" Omi said with irritation.
"I need to sleep. Bye." Dani said as she waddled off to her room.
"Damn you all." Omi said before leaving the shop.
"Let's go, Cya later Manx." Aya said before leaving with ken, Sena and Yohji.
A/N: Well how did you enjoy this? Was it funny? Well my friend Teddy Bomber 005 (who has a CCS fic) is helping me write this one. It's made for her. She's helping me with the humor. We've decided to make it into a humorous story in which we put Yohji down. He's such a womanizer in the show so we're working on some more humor. Well enjoy this. Love you all.
Yayoi Sakuma
Kawaii!
