HIYA!!! I LOVE YOU ALL, ESPECIALLY MY WONDERFUL REVIEWERS!!! AND OF COURSE LOVINSESSHOMARUISNTEASY, THANKS 4 BEING THE BESTESS BETA IN THE WORLD!!

Yeah, I know, it's been forever. but hey what can I say? Writer's block is a bitch. Anywho, this is gonna be a super long chapter for 2 reasons. 1) to apologize for not updating in pretty much forever. and 2) (please don't hurt me) also, since i think I've been slacking off on my Military Warfare fic, and i left it at such an evil cliffy, i won't update this fic, until i have at least two chapters of M.W done. Well the people on , have no idea what I'm talking about, they got their last update yesterday. But the people on Mediaminer haven't gotten chapter 9 for months, and work on its is still coming along very very VERY slowly. PLEASE NO FLAMES!!!

Chapter 5: Once....twice... sold!!

"Why am I even here?"

"Because I own you."

"You are one creepy woman." Inuyasha pouted as he looked out the car window.

"Hey your family is here too."

"And that's why I didn't want to come." Inuyasha grumbled and glared at Kagome.

It had taken everyone, in both bands, Sesshomaru, and two of the mansion's demon guards to get Inuyasha into the car. And four more guards were there to hold him down so Kagome could wrestle the keys from him. In all, two guards were clawed on the face and one got a black eye.

"You're just being a big baby. I don't know why you don't like your old hometown." Kagome said, trying not to kill the extremely slow driver in front of her. After all, blood wouldn't go with Inuyasha's black Lamborghini. (such a beautiful car)

"Because my father and I have some issues."

"My ass." Kagome scoffed.

"Yeah, it's very nice." Inuyasha said leaning over to give her a peck on the cheek.

"I know. But seriously Inuyasha,I know you and your dad. The only people closer are you and your mom. What's the real reason?"

"I was abused-"

"INUYASHA!"

"I never fit in."

"Please, you had a different girl hanging off your arm everyday, because their names had to have the same first letter as the day." Kagome said, casting a sideways glare at the smirking boy next to her.

"Yeah, I miss junior high," he replied dreamily.

"OLD PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE!!!!" Kagome let out a very inhuman growl and honked at the slow driver taking up the whole road in their abnormally large van, in front of her. Then cut them off, getting the finger from the little old lady behind the wheel.

"WELL!! ISN'T THERE A NURSING HOME LOOKING FOR YOU!?!?!" Kagome screamed out the window, then turned back to the wide eyed Inuyasha. "Well!?!"

"You're scary. Anyway, I just don't like people who pretend to be your friend, and they just use you. That place is full of them." Inuyasha said as he looked out the window, the familiar buildings of their home town coming into view.

"Oh...her."

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"How come I always get stuck with you?"

"It's a sign that we should be together."

"How about I stick that stop sign up your ass if you don't move your hand." Sango said sweetly as Miroku's hand inched up her thigh.

"But Sango, why can't you see that we were made for each other?" Miroku said with a sigh.

"Miroku?" Sango said as she moved a little closer to him.

"Yes, Sango, my love?"

"There's no one else here." She whispered seductively to him, and smirked when Miroku gulped and nearly swerved off the road.

"Mmhmm."

"There's probably no one else within miles." Miroku nearly moaned when she ran her hand up and down his chest.

"Yeah." He replied breathlessly.

"So..." She moved even closer to him.

"No one." She moved her face closer to his.

"Will ever know..." Miroku shivered with anticipation.

"If..." She gave him a lingering kiss, then pulled away and glared at him.

"I kill you and drop your bloody body in the middle of the street, because you don't know enough to keep your hands to yourself!!!!" She screeched at him.

(talk about mood killer. I know I'm evil, it's one of my best qualities )

"You did all of that so you could say that!?!"

"Yep. HEY!! IT'S THE SHRINE!!! We're here already!?!?!" Sango squealed as Miroku parked his black Aston Martin DB9 volante. (hottest car known to human kind! It's the James Bond car!! drooooooool!!)

Sango was already out the car before it even came to a complete stop. (it's a convertible.)

"C'mon Miroku!! Hurry up and get OUT!!" Sango said tugging at his collar.

"After what you just did. Give me minute...alone preferably."

"Eww."

--Links to pictures of all cars mentioned in this chapter are at the end of this chapter.----

"But I hate my family."

"Hey, I have no real family, so you should call yourself lucky." Shippo said as he pulled into the driveway of the mansion Kirara called home.

"You practically kidnapped me, that's illegal you know." Kirara hissed as she got out of the car and walked up the huge driveway.

"I didn't kidnap you,I just forced you to go somewhere against your will, and no one knows that I took you here," Shippo said as Kirara glared at him but rang the doorbell anyway.

A woman with waist length blond hair and eyes, and a tail like Kirara's answered.

"Hiya mom."

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"Get out."

"Nope"

"Now!"

"I refuse."

"Inuyasha!!!"

"Not moving."

"I knew I should've taken some security guards for this." Kagome grumbled as she tried unsuccessfully to yank the hanyou out of the car.

"That's it, I'm pulling the ear."

"You wouldn't."

"Wanna bet?" Kagome grabbed one of his doggy ears and pulled...really hard.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow!! Oi, wench, STOP THAT!!"Kagome only yanked harder.

"My name's not wench." Her only response was a slight whimper from Inuyasha.

"Say my name."

"Aren't I supposed to be saying that. But we wouldn't be in a car...wait, we probably would be."

"You are a perv. Now get out!!"

"Can't we go to your house first?" Inuyasha pleaded and gave Kagome his best puppy dog face. Of course that wouldn't work on her, she practically pulled him out of the car by his ear, and up the front steps to the huge, white, painted mahogany front doors of the huge, white mansion.

"OW!! THAT REALLY HURTS YOU KNOW!!!" Kagome blatantly ignored him and rang the doorbell.

'Why don't people ever paint mansions black, or green, or... PINK!!' Kagome thought as she waited for the door to open, and Inuyasha ranted in the background.

She was about to ring the bell again when a beautiful woman with long obsidian hair and chocolate brown eyes with what looked liked flecks of gold at the rims, answered the door.

"INUYASHA!! KAGOME!!"

"Mother."

"Mrs. Shire!!"

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"Hi Jii-chan!!" Sango said to the little old man who answered the door.

"Do my old eyes deceive me. Is this my little Sango."

"I'm not little any more Jii-chan." Sango said as she hugged her adoptive grandfather.

"In many, many ways." Miroku muttered, standing behind Sango.

Sango pulled out of the hug to glare at the black-haired man. Thankful her grandfather hadn't heard a thing.

"Oh, this must be Miroku." Jii-chan said, looking him over.

(not in a perverted way)

"Hai, pleased to meet you." Miroku said as he gave a slight bow to the old man.

"Well come in, come in. You're mother would be so happy to see you." Jii-chan said, practically pushing them into the house.

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"Now Kagome, I've told you a million times, call me okaa-san."

"Gomen, okaa-san." Kagome said as she hugged the woman.

"Oh mother, I'm hurt. Your own son doesn't get a hug." Inuyasha said in mock-grief.

"No you don't, young man! Why haven't you called in over three months!?!" Inuyasha's mother yelled as she grabbed one of his ears and pulled him inside.

"OW!! I was busy!! What about Kagome!?!"

"She called last week!!!" Izayoi yelled at her son. Inuyasha turned to glare at Kagome, who stuck her tongue out at him.

"What about Sesshomaru!?!!!" Inuyasha said as she tried to pry his mother's hand off his precious, and damaged ear.

"Who do you think even told me you guys were coming!?!?!"

"The tooth fairy," Inuyasha wimpered.

"I think it was a rhetorical question Inuyasha," Kagome stage whispered to him.

"Mother!! That really hurts!!!" Izayoi released his ears but glared at him. Hey, he may have had to whimper, and whine, but at least his ears were free. That was all that mattered, screw dignity.

"You're father's been waiting for you." Izayoi said as she turned around and headed to wards her husband's study. Inuyasha tried to sneak off to the front door while everyone was distracted.

"Don't even think about it Inuyasha." Izayoi said, her back still turned to him.

"Stupid mother's intuition." Inuyasha grumbled and followed his mother, his ears drooping. "I really don't want to see him okaa." Inuyasha mumbled to his mother, his rage obviously building.

"Oh get over it, Inuyasha. It happened so long ago." Izayoi scolded, Kagome looked between the two, completely clueless as to what was going on.

"I don"t know how you of all people could get over it okaa."

"He hasn't done it since."

"That's what you think!"

"That's what I know! If I can forgive him, why can't you!?!" Izayoi raised pleading eyes to her son.

"BECAUSE THOSE WERE MY LAST OREOS!!!" Kagome sweat dropped and did the anime style fall. "And because he cheated on you." Inuyasha mumbled.

"Mostly because of the oreo's right?" Izayoi asked dryly. Inuyasha's only response was a slight nod.

"Look, I've forgiven him for the cheating thing. And I bought you more oreos the next day."

"But those were Uh-Oh oreos. What kind of person eats someone else's last uh-oh oreos." Inuyasha whined.

(The oreo thing happened with me and my mom. I almost cried.Those things are like little drops of heaven.)

"Inuyasha, suck it up. Be a man." Izayoi said, as she opened the door to the study. Sesshomaru and Rin were already there, sitting in front of Inuyasha's father. He was a tall man with waist length silver hair, and looked like a cross between Sesshomaru and Inuyasha; emotionless when necessary, but wore his emotions on his sleeves when he was with people he trusted.

"You really should take over the family business when I'm gone, Sesshomaru." He said to his eldest son.

"No thank you father, why not try the other one." Sesshomaru said impassively.

"I'M RIGHT HERE YOU BASTARD!!" Inuyasha screamed from the doorway.

Izayoi grabbed onto her son's ear once again. "Apologize."

"Feh." She sighed and let go of his ear.

"That's the best I'm gonna get out of him."

"Inuyasha! Kagome!! Good to see you two again." The man said cheerfully.

"Father."

"Outo-san," (sp?) Inu's dad got up and hugged both of them, then sat back down again.

"So Inuyasha, would you like to take over the family business when I'm gone."

"Nope, I'm not exactly the business type of guy." Inuyasha flopped down on the couch and Kagome joined him.

"How about one of Kagome and your children?" Kagome nearly fell off the couch, Inuyasha's eyes were as wide as saucers.

"WHAT!?!?!" Kagome screeched, hurting every demon in the room's hearing.

"You should talk to those two about having kids." Inuyasha mumbled, half from shock, half from sexual frustration. Sesshomaru glared at him, and Rin blushed.

After about an hour or two of Inuyasha and Sesshomaru bickering, while their dad tried to convince one of them to take over his company after he died, which would be in a few hundred years, by the way. And Rin, Kagome, and Izayoi talking about their significant other's many MANY faults, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Kagome took off to visit more friends and family.

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"Kirara what a surprise!!! Oh Shippo I haven't seen you in years!!" Kirara's mother hugged both of them and led them into the huge house.

"Where's dad?" Kirara asked, as her mother led them to the huge living room.

"Business trip, oh, he'll be so sad he missed you two. So, how is everything? Have you two finally gotten together?" Kirara and Shippo sweat dropped. Kirara's mom had been after them to get together since they were in elementary school.

"No mom. I suggest you put away the wedding books." Kirara mumbled.

"But you two make such an adorable couple." Her mom whined, and the two blushed a nice shade of beet red.

About an hour later, a bright red Shippo and Kirara stood by the door saying there goodbyes.

"See you tonight mom, we're in town for two days."

"Alright, bye you two." She waved to them as they got into the car and drove off.

"So, where to now?" Kirara asked Shippo.

"Kagome's. Sesshomaru said for everyone to meet there."

"Don't you have anyone to visit?"

"After my parents died, my aunt took me in. Last year she died in a car accident." Shippo said softly.

"Oh, sorry."

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"Sango!!"

"Okaa-san!!!" Sango squealed as she hugged the woman at the door. She had dark brown hair, with matching eyes. She looked to be in her late thirties, early forties.

"Come in!! Oh you must be Miroku." Arumi said to the boy with Sango. "Sango's told me so much about you."

A beet red Sango stood behind Miroku begging her mother to stop.

"Really? Like what?"

"SANGO!!" The cry came from the boy standing by the entrance to the living room, smiling at his adoptive sister. Sango ran past Miroku and Arumi.

"Souta!! I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU!!" Sango yelled as she squeezed the life out of the poor boy. "Thank you!! You are a GOD!!"

"Thanks, I try...uh Sango?"

"Yeah?"

"I can't breathe." Sango immediatly released the boy, who took a deep breath.

"Drama queen." Sango mumbled and took a look at her watch, 2:10.

"Shouldn't you be in school?"

"I'm sick." Souta said and started coughing.

"Are you alright?" Sango said, her voice full of worry. "Wait, you just coughed on me. I swear if I get sick it'll be your neck." Sango's rantings fell on deaf ears, because at that moment Souta had spotted one of the members of his favorite band.

(Right next to his sister's of course)

"Oh man!! Sango! Is that Miroku!!?? The Miroku!?! Drummer for 'Demonic Soul'!?!?!"

"Is he looking at my ass?" Sango asked dryly.

"Yeah."

"Yep, thats definitely Miroku."

"Cool!!" Souta went up to the drummer.

"Um...can I have your-"

"Souta! You're supposed to be in bed!!!"Arumi said to her son, shooing him to his room. Leaving Sango and Miroku alone.

"How old is that kid?"

"Um... he should be fourteen by now...Miroku?"

"Yeah?"

"Move you're hand."

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"We're here, now will you get out?!" Kagome said as she hopped out of Inuyasha's car.

"Feh." Inuyasha grumbled but got out of the car anyway. Kagome looked up to the shrine and groaned.

"To many steps."

"Feh, pathetic human." Inuyasha lifted Kagome bridal style, (to Kagome's joy) and in two leaps they were at the top of the stairs, and standing by the front door.

"You can put me down now, you know." Kagome said. Inuyasha grumbled some more, but put her down anyway.

"You know we won't be able to kiss while we're here right?" Kagome had to stifle a giggle at the look she got from Inuyasha. His eyes went wide and his mouth hung open. Then his expression did a complete 360 and changed to a smirk.

Before Kagome could even register what was going on, his lips crashed onto hers in a bruising kiss. Kagome let out a small gasp and Inuyasha smirked into the kiss and slid his tongue into her mouth. The lack of air forced them apart.

"Well then, I guess we'll just have to make out here then." Inuyasha smirked and leaned in for another kiss, but Kagome's hand in his face stopped him.

"I dunno why I even let you kiss me. We don't even go out."

"Oh. I didn't even know you wanted a relationship." Inuyasha said sadly.

"I don't, but..."

"But what?" Inuyasha semi-yelled.

"How about friends." Inuyasha's face went slack, and sadness crept into his eyes. But the next words she said, were the three little words every man dreams of hearing.

"Friends with benefits."

Before Kagome could even blink she was pinned to the front door, with Inuyasha's lips pressed firmly to hers. He pushed his tongue into her mouth to taste her. Kagome moaned into the kiss when Inuyasha's hand went up her shirt to knead her breast through her bra.

The soft click on the other side of the door went completely unnoticed by the two, that is until the door opened. And since the laws of gravity suck, they both fell inside, and onto the floor, with Inuyasha on top of Kagome.

Both looked at the pair of shoes in front of them, then the legs, chest and finally the face.

"Um...hiya Mama, long time no see." Kagome said against Inuyasha's mouth. "You remember Inuyasha right?" Inu's hand flew from under Kagome's shirt.

"Hey."

Arumi only chuckled at the two and walked into the kitchen.

"Do you think she suspects anything?"

"Just shut up and get off of me." Kagome grumbled and pushed the dog demon off of her. Inuyasha helped her to her feet and stole a kiss.

"We can still make out in public right?" Kagome just sighed and went into the living room.

"What! I just wanted to know!!"

"You're hopeless." Kagome called back, before entering the living room. Sango was sitting on the couch watching some anime when Kagome sat down next to her.

"What's up Kag?"

"We need to talk."

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Inuyasha was still standing by the door, grinning like an idiot, when it opened and hit him in the face.

"What the f-"

"Language Inuyasha." Ms. Higurashi said popping up out of nowhere.

"Feh."

"As articulate as ever, eh Inuyasha?" Shippo said, coming through the open door, followed by Kirara, Kouga, Sesshomaru and Rin. "Feh." Inuyasha a grumbled and flipped off Shippo.

"Jerk."

"Rodent."

"Asshole."

"Twerp." The girls and Sesshomaru looked back and forth between the two as they argued.

"Well as much as I'm sure we all enjoy a battle of wit," Kirara said laying on the sarcasm. "I think we'll go look for Kagome and Sango." She said pulling away Rin.

"Bye guys." Rin called as she was pulled into the living room, and was dumped onto the couch next to Kagome and Sango, who were deep in conversation.

"Hey, watcha talking about?" Rin said, sounding a lot like a two year old.

"Nothing." Sango said quickly.

"Can't be nothing, because if it was then you wouldn't be saying anything. Therefore it has to be something." Kirara said wisely.

"We're talking about my sex life." Kagome said in a "would-you-please go-away-so-I-can-finish-talking-to-my-"sister" kind of voice.

"Spill it." Rin squealed, practically jumping on the couch.

"Wait! You have a sex life, and I don't!?! Am I the only one who sees something wrong with this picture?" Kirara said, earning one of the stuffed animals that adorned the couch in her face.

"So spill!!" Rin squealed again, this time shaking Kagome's arm.

"OK, it's about me and Inuyasha's sex life." Kagome said, trying to keep a straight face. Both of her friends stood there, just staring at her, eyes wide, mouth gaping open, all color draining from their faces. Kagome mentally laughed and continued in her most passion filled voice.

"He has the most gifted tongue in the world, and, he has a huge-" Kagome never got to finish her sentence because both of her friends finally came out of their stupor and made a mad dash for the door.

"I was gonna say room, damn perverts." Kagome mumbled with a giggle.

"Anyway back to what we were really talking about... Brad Pitt is way hotter than Orlando Bloom." Sango said.

"No way, it's all about Orly." Kagome said with a grin, that quickly faded. "Um... Sango, we really do need to talk, It's really important." Kagome said, nervously chewing on her bottom lip.

"I'm alway here for ya Kag."

"You remember me and Inuyasha in High School right?" Kagome said, eyes downcast.

"Yeah, that on off, on off, thing you two had." Sango said nonchalantly, then it hit her. 'Oh no Kagome, please no. He broke your heart once, don't let him do it again.'

"Well...it's on again." Kagome whispered and Sango mentally groaned.

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Miroku stood staring at Inuyasha, who still had that stupid grin on his face.

"I know that face. Somebody got laid. Go Inuyasha!! You old dog, I didn't know you had it in you!!" Miroku slapped the dazed hanyou on the back, sending him flying forward a few feet. "How come Sango just won't do that with me?" Miroku whined.

"Cuz I-" Inuyasha was cut off by Arumi, who popped up out of nowhere, yet again.

"Oh there you are Inuyasha. Can you do me a favor and go with Kagome to the store for me please?'

"Sure thing Ms.H, um...where is Kagome anyway."

"Living room." Arumi said, as she headed back to the kitchen.

Inuyasha went to the living room where he saw Kagome and Sango talking in hushed voices.

"Oi, bitch, c'mon we have to go get something for your mom." Inuyasha said as he grabbed Kagome's arm and pulled her outside.

"You know, you could've just asked."

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"End of this week!!"

"Two weeks!!"

"This week!!!" Sango screeched at Miroku.

"No he'll be whipped by the end of two weeks!!!!!"

"How much are they betting anyway." Shippo asked, turning to Kirara, and Kouga. Rin and Sesshomaru were even taking a make-out break to watch the argument unfold.

"Um...$50 I think." Kirara said with a thoughtful expression.

(I really don't know the whole yen to dollar thingy so have patience with me.)

"Oh, I say two days. Kagome could turn him into an obedient puppy in no time."

"Two weeks!!"

"One week!!"

"Four days!!" Rin shouted.

"Three days!!" Kirara said.

"A week and a half." Kouga calmly said.

"What do you think Sesshomaru?" Shippo said, and all eyes turned to said demon.

"WELL!?!?" Everyone said in unison.

"Well, since I've know the pathetic excuse of a demon for all his life, and pretty much the same for Kagome. I'd say, by the time they get back."

"Yeah right, one week!!!!"

"Two weeks!!!!!"

"Three days!!!"

"Two days!!!!"

"Four days!!!"

"A week and a half!!!"

"You're all pathetic. One day."

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"You are a shameless jerk!!" Kagome yelled as she stomped away from Inuyasha.

"No I'm not. You're practically my girl, so I can do that!!"

"You cannot GRAB MY ASS IN PUBLIC!!!" Kagome whirled around and glared at him through her 'I'm-a-super-model-in-hiding-sunglasses.'

"And you won't even say sorry!!! Just stop following me!!!" Kagome screeched, and turned the corner, leaving the boy staring at her retreating figure.

'Should I go after her? There is that stupid 'give-girls-a-while-to-cool-off-before-you-go-chasing-after-them' thing Sango's always telling me about. Maybe I should actually listen this time.'

A shrill high pitched squeal cut off Inu's train of though. Seconds later he was surrounded by a crowd of grinning school girls and some boys.

"Oh my god!! Are you Inuyasha!?!?!?!" A grinning red-head asked.

"Yeah, what of it?"

"Oh my god!!! Can you sign my shirt!?!?!"

"Sign my notebook!!!"

"My bag!!!"

"Sign my bra!!!"

"Dude I love your band!!" ( Sorry I couldn't resist.)

Inuyasha looked at the growing crowd of people. 'But then again, listening isn't my strong point.'

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'Stupid, arrogant, annoying, self centered, super hot, cute eared...where was I going with this again?'Kagome was to busy trying to figure that out to notice the three girls in front of her, that is until she walked into them.

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"It's alright-Oh my God!! Kagome-chan!!!" One of the girls squealed.

"Yuka! Eri! Ayumi! I haven't seen you guys in forever!!!" Kagome said to her old best friends as she hugged each of them.

"What are you doing here?" Eri asked her rock star friend.

"Oh, well,um...I'm not supposed to tell. Sesshomaru can be one mean manager if he finds out I blabbed."

"He's your manager!?! He's like the hottest guy in Japan!! He pretty much ties with Inuyasha!!!" Ayumi squealed.

"Speaking of Inuyasha, is it true?" Yuka had a mischievous gleam in her eyes.

"Not you guys too. No it's not true." Kagome said with a groan.

"Really?" The girls said in unison with sadness in their voices.

"Yes really." As soon as the words left her lips, her waist was encircled by two strong arms from behind. "OK, maybe a tiny bit."

The light kiss on her neck, followed by the brief nibble on her ear, then the whispered "Sorry babe," in her ear made her have to bite back a moan.

Then the squeal from her friends brought her out of her Inuyasha induced daze.

"Kagome!!! There's an Inuyasha on you!!" Yuka screeched.

"Don't make any sudden movements, or he might flee." Eri whispered to her friend.

"What the hell, am I an antelope now?" Inuyasha grumbled.

"Inuyasha, you remember Yuka, Eri, and Ayumi." Kagome said as she closed her eyes behind her sunglasses, preparing for the headache she knew was coming.

'If I can't see you, then you can't see me...like that ever works. OK they're not really here, when I open my eyes, they'll all be gone, and I'll wake up and still be in bed with Inuyasha...wow even in my head that sounds wrong.' Kagome opened her eyes to find her friends still drooling over her "boyfriend."

'Why doesn't that ever work!?'

"LOOK THERE HE IS!!!" The squeal from down the street made the 5 friends snap their heads around.

"OH MY GOD!!! HE'S WITH KAGOME HIGURASHI!!! I LOVE YOUR BAND!!!!"

"Um...thats our cue to say bye bye." Inuyasha said as he scooped up Kagome in his arms, and took off down the street, away from the screeching crowd behind them.

"Bye girls!! Talk to you later." Kagome yelled over the screeching. "Hurry Inuyasha!!! they're gaining on us!!!!"

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A couple hundred screaming fans, two flirtatious cashiers, and 4 fainting girls later...

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"Here they come!!" Rin yelled to the others as she saw Inuyasha and Kagome come up the shrine steps.

Immediately, everyone in both bands, and Sesshomaru, were crowding around the window.

"I have just reached an all time low in my need-a-boyfriendness." Kirara mumbled.

"Hey, I've got a great idea, how bout we up the odds a little, to say about, HM i dunno, maybe a hundred each." Sango said slyly.

"Fine here."

"Sure."

"Whatever you want my beautiful butterfly." Er...

"Why not."

"You're all pathetic, and you're all gonna lose."

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"Take it!"

"NO!"

"Hold it!!"

"NOO!!!"

"Please Inu."

"Feh." Inuyasha grumbled but took the bag anyway, after all he could never resist her puppy dog eyes.

When Kagome opened the door she was met with the unusual sight of everyone handing Sesshomaru money.

"You cheated." Kirara seethed as she handed Sesshomaru the bill.

"Sessy, since we date and everything, do I still have to pay you?" Rin asked with a slight pout. Sesshomaru leaned down and captured her lips in a short, and gentle kiss. When they pulled apart, he whispered, in his most loving voice, "Yes." Rin did the anime fall.

"Um...not gonna ask, don't wanna know." Kagome said as she and Inuyasha walked past them into the kitchen.

"Kagome!!" Jii-chan and her little brother yelled in unison when she came into the kitchen.

"INUYASHA!!!" Souta practically threw himself onto the boy, roughly pushing Kagome out of the way in the process.

"Hey twerp." Inuyasha said playfully as he ruffled Souta's hair.

"Just wait, you little munchkin land reject. I know where you sleep." Kagome grumbled as she put away the things for her mother. Then dragged Inuyasha out to the living room, after prying Souta off of him finger by finger.

"Can you all please follow me upstairs, I have something very important to tell you all." Sesshomaru said as he led both bands up the stairs.

"Um.. how hell do you know my house so well anyway." Kagome asked as she trailed behind him. "You haven't been stalking me, have you?" She only received a cold glare from Sesshomaru.

"No. I gave him a grand tour while you and your lover were possibly making out in the middle of the street." Sango answered.

Sesshomaru led them all to one of the bedrooms on the second floor.

(ORGY!! Don't listen to me, I'm on a painkiller induced high.)

"Alright then, Demonic Soul, please stand here." Sesshomaru gestured to the spot next to him, just inside the room, while the girls still stood outside, looking thoroughly confused.

"OK in three days there will be an auction, which all of you will be attending." Sesshomaru ignored the multiple groans and continued. "And the girls will have a special part to play in the auction." Sesshomaru pulled out four pieces of paper, and handed it to the girls. "This auction has a theme, and you, Down the Rabbit Hole, are going to have to perform to that theme." Sesshomaru said as the girls looked at the papers.

"Mulan? That'll be easy, loved the movie. I cried."

"When she cut her hair, you ass." Kirara smirked at Rin.

"WHY DID SHE DO THAT!?! SHE HAD REALLY NICE HAIR OK!!" Rin yelled back, with tears in her eyes, making everybody sweatdrop. (Hey! That was the saddest part of the movie!!)

"Jaken never gets anything right. It's actually a Mulan Rouge theme." As soon as the words left his mouth two things happened simultaneously, Sesshomaru slammed the door shut and locked it, and the girls lept for his throat, but came face to face with the door. Loud yelling could be heard from the other side of the door.

"Sesshomaru!!! Get out now so I can kill you with my OWN HANDS!!!" Came the muffled yell from the other side of the door, sounding like Kirara's.

"Sesshomaru you are going to be one sexually deprived dog if you don't CHANGE THIS!!!!!" Rin screeched followed by loud banging on the door.

"HEY!!! THAT'S MY ROOM!!!! GET OUT NOW AND I PROMISE I'LL KILL YOU SLOW AND PAINFULLY!!" Kagome yelled

"Really compelling argument Kagome." Inuyasha yelled back.

"HEY!! I WAS GONNA LEAVE ON YOUR BALLS!!!"

"I SWEAR IF YOU GUYS THINK I'M GONNA DRESS LIKE A WHORE YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!!! MIROKU!!! I KNOW YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS!! YOU GUYS CAN'T STAY IN THERE FOREVER YA KNOW!!!!!" Sango yelled as "prettyful" images of her beating every guy in that room into a bloody pulp invaded her mind, followed by an evil cackle.

"What's the matter, is the great Sesshomaru afraid of a bunch of little girls?" Miroku taunted, he only got an icy glare, Sesshomaru seemed to be handing those out a lot lately.

"You know what they say. Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned. Or would you like me to remind you of you little incident with Sango and the butcher knives?" Sesshomaru said with a slight smirk. Miroku cupped his balls at the memory.

"No thanks."

"They're gonna rip us to shreds if we even stick a leg out there." Shippo said, eying the door warily.

"Whatever, this was all worth it, just to hear Rin deny Sesshomaru sex. Go Rin!!" Inuyasha cheered between fits of laughter.

"You're not getting any either Inuyasha!!!" Kagome yelled from outside.

"Damn. Well, not like I was getting any before." Inuyasha grumbled with a pout.

The boys heard the muffled yell of dinner from Souta, followed by the sound of the girls' footsteps draw farther away.

"C'mon let's go eat. They wouldn't kill us in front of Kagome and Sango's family." Kouga said, opening the face to face with four mad as hell girls.

"Um...don't hurt me."

Before there could be any mass homicides, Sesshomaru jumped between the girls and the boys.

"Wait!There's a press conference tomorrow. I don't think we should show up there bruised and bloody. And I haven't even finished yet." Sesshomaru said, discreetly stepping away from the girls.

"This is a very important auction for your careers, as you know, at some auctions people get to bid on dates with the stars." Right about now everyone in both bands got a sinking feeling in their stomachs.

"And this year, I've been asked to help set up some of the things to be bid on at the auction. So I got an idea and I passed it on to my superior at the auction committee. And you are all going up to auction." A sadistic smile spread across Sesshomaru's lips.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!! I'M NOT GOING UP THERE TO BE BID ON BY SOME CREEPY LITTLE FAN GIRLS!!!!" Inuyasha yelled, practically shaking the house

"And fan boy." Sesshomaru inserted.

"YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER!!!!"

"Hmm...hundreds of fans spending their money for a date with me. Haven't I been saying there should've been something like this for years?"

"No what you were saying was a lot closer to a strip club." Sango said dryly to Miroku. "And I'm not doing it. How do you know the person isn't a rapist or a stalker who would make dolls from your hair?" She said with shudder.

"We're gonna have body guards there right?" Kirara asked.

"I wonder how much I'll go for?"

"A dollar max." Shippo shot at Kouga.

"Sesshy am I going to auction too." Rin said in her most innocent voice.

"Sorry Rin, but yes." Rin mumbled something that sounded suspiciously like "I'll drop all my yoga and gymnastics classes." making Sesshomaru go pale instantly.

"This is soo wrong." Kagome grumbled.

"I know, I'm really starting to think Sesshomaru really may be Satan incarnate." Sango grumbled back.

"No, not that, mama changed my room color, it's purple now. Yuck!!" Sango sweat dropped.

"It's official, I attract weirdos."

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About two or three hours later everyone left Kagome and Sango's house for their own.

"Goodnight my sweet Sango, you shall be in my dreams." Miroku said romantically, and kissed the back of her hand.

"If it involves Kagome, Rin and Kirara and a shirtless pillow fight, I'm fine not being in 'em." Sango said dryly.

"Sango, I'm hurt...you guys aren't always topless....at the beginning of the dream anyway." Miroku said, only to have the door slammed in his face.

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Kagome wandered into the kitchen only to come face to face with her mother.

"Oh hi Mama, you scared me." Kagome said, Arumi giggled at her daughter.

"So Kagome, how are you? I was gonna ask sooner, but you seemed a little...um...preoccupied with Inuyasha." Arumi said, setting down some tea in front of her beet red daughter.

'I doubt Mama has anything stronger than this.' Kagome thought, looking down at the tea in her hand.

"So I take it you and Inuyasha are dating now." Arumi said looking at Kagome over her tea.

"Sure." 'Vodka LOTS OF VODKA!!!' Kagome thought as she downed all her tea in one gulp.

"Well, would you look at the time ::yawn:: Yep definitely time for little rock stars to turn in. Night okaa." Kagome leaned over and gave her mother a peck on the cheek and practically flew out of the room.

"But it's only 7:45."

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Kagome ran into the bathroom to take an extra long relaxing bubble bath, which turned into an extra long bubble bath nap.

About an hour later the loud banging on the door drew Kagome out of her light slumber.

"C'mon Kagome!!! GET OUT!!!! I know plucking you nose hairs takes a while but -" Souta's comment was cut off when Kagome threw open the door, hitting him in the face.

"Owwy. I taste blood." Souta whimpered as Kagome stomped past him and into her room.

As soon as she closed the door, she was pinned to it, with a hand pressed over her mouth, muffling her scream. She felt a hand on her thigh, and slowly starting to move up. That was about the time that the treasured reflexes that Kami bestowed onto all women kicked in...literally. She kneed him in the balls. The weight on her body eased, as the person turned into a fallen crumpled mass of black hair on the floor.

Kagome was about to run out her door, when a hand gabbed her ankle and pulled her down onto the floor.

"What'd you do that for bitch!?!!?"

"...Inuyasha?" Kagome looked at the person next to her. He had dark violet eyes, and hair that was darker than hers. No doggy ears or any other things that would mark him as a demon or hanyou were visible.

"But you're a human! But you do look a lot like him. Say something Inuyasha-ish." Kagome said, eying the "impostor" critically.

"Feh, stupid wench. Why should I even have to prove myself to you bitch!?!" Inuyasha grumbled.

"Oh my God!! You are Inuyasha!!" Kagome squealed and rolled on top of him and gave him a long lingering kiss.

"But you're all... human looking." Kagome said with a pout, still laying on top of him, in only a towel.

"New moon." Inuyasha said bluntly.

"Oh, right, when you turn human. I've never gotten to see you like this. It's different."

"Yeah, I usually lock myself in my room 'til morning. Which is where everyone in the mansion thinks I am. Okaa is probably still lecturing the door on embracing it's humanity. I snuck out a little before sunset, and ran all the way here. So what'd ya think?" Inu asked, running his de-clawed hand up and down her towel covered back.

"Well you do look amazing, as usual." Inuyasha tried not to wince at her words. 'She thinks I look better as a human.'

"But I think you look way hotter as a hanyou. And how can I live without your ears." Kagome looked to the top of Inuyasha's head sadly, then back down to his grinning face.

"I don't think I've ever loved anyone more than I love you right now." Before Kagome could even get out a gasp Inuyasha captured her lips in a bruising kiss. He rolled them over, so he was on top, without even breaking the kiss.

Some time during the kiss Kagome's towel slipped down a little, exposing her breasts. Kagome moved a hand to cover her exposed skin, but Inuyasha stopped her.

"You look beautiful as you are. Don't hide that...unless you're with other guys." Kagome's giggles turned into moans as Inuyasha nipped and sucked on her neck and shoulders, slowly making his way down. He licked down the valley between her breasts, before coming to play with one of the mounds of flesh. He licked her nipple then blew on it, watching it turn into a hard peak.

He took her breast in his mouth, nipping and sucking gently, while his hand worked on her other breast. The mewls of pleasure, moans and groans from Kagome were music to his ears. His other hand roamed her body, currently moving slowly down her stomach, which quivered slightly and his hand ran over it. His hand began it's tortuously slow journey down, while Kagome's moans only grew louder.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"Don't answer." Inuyasha mumbled, and kissed her.

"It's my mom." What a moment ruiner. Inuyasha groaned and rolled onto his back.

"Kagome? Can I come in?" Her mother asked.

"Sure mom, just give me a second." Kagome answered. 'Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!! Stupid Murphy's law, stupid Murphy. I hope his death was slow and painful.'

"Inuyasha! Under the bed." Kagome whispered, practically stuffing him under the bed.

"Wench, I'm not going under the bed!!" Inuyasha whispered angrily.

"Get under there or it'll be your head." Kagome growled.

"Feh like you -"

"The one down there." Inuyasha grumbled but got under the bed anyway. Kagome readjusted her towel, and made sure her room held no trace of Inuyasha-ness.

"Kagome, is everything alright in there?" Her mother called from outside.

"Yeah mama." Kagome opened the door and stuck out her head. "Hey."

"Kagome, can we talk?" Arumi asked her slightly nervous looking daughter.

"Sure okaa. in." Kagome stepped aside to let her mother in."What's up?"

"Kagome, I know things have been hard since your break up with Hojo. But by the looks of things you've seemed to have bounced back." Arumi said to an increasingly red Kagome. "Anyway I just wanted to tell you, now that the wedding's off, that I've never liked that boy." Kagome giggled and hugged her mom.

"Yeah, he was kinda...um....bleh, wasn't he." Kagome said wrinkling her nose.

"And I personally think, that if you were to marry someone, it should be Inuyasha." Kagome blushed to the roots of her hair.

"Um...sure, but I think we're just gonna take it slow right now." 'Wow, could there be a bigger lie on the planet?' Kagome thought as she pushed her mother out the door.

"Well, night mama. I'll talk to you tomorrow. I have to get all my rest, you know early to bed early to rise, makes a girl healthy wealthy and wise, and all that good stuff. Bye."

"Oh and Kagome." Arumi said, standing in front of the door.

"Yes mama?"

"My room is right next door, Inuyasha can stay, but if I hear any "sounds", he'll be sleeping downstairs." Arumi said then turned around to leave. "It's good to have you home Kagome. Goodnight Kaggie, you too Inuyasha."

Kagome groaned and shut the door.

"Well, it's not gonna be a good night anymore." Inuyasha grumbled, coming out from under the bed.

"Stupid mother's intuition. I better get one that good when I have kids." Kagome grumbled, glaring at the door.

"Um...kids?"

"Not yours silly."

"What!! Then who's!?!

"Preferably Orlando Blooms."

"Feh. He's gay."

"I should throw you out the window right now. You know bones break when you're human." Kagome said with a glare that could freeze hell."Now turn around so I can put on clothes please."

"Feh, you can't even get dressed in front of me. I'm hurt." Inuyasha said in an overly dramatic voice, but turned around anyway.

"It's not that I can't put clothes on in front of you. I just doubt how much I would get to put on." Kagome mumbled as she stripped of her towel and changed into her pajamas.

"You can turn around now."

"I don't know why you even bother wearing clothes. I'll just take 'em off any -wow. That's what you sleep in." Kagome was wearing a white, almost see-through halter top with a very happy looking frog in the middle, and white shorts, with little frogs decorating it.

"Um...I think you're drooling." Kagome giggled. "C'mon, lets go to bed, I'm really sleepy." Kagome said with a yawn.

"But what I had planned is so much more fun than sleeping." Inuyasha whined, but took off his shirt, sneakers, and socks and climbed into bed next to Kagome anyway.

"Goodnight Inu." Kagome mumbled and cuddled closer to him.

"G'night babe."

"I told you not to call me babe."

"Fine bitch."

"Or bitch."

"Okay, okay. My bitch."

"You're hopeless."

"But ya love me."

"I'm still trying to figure out how that happ-" Kagome's sentence was cut off by Inuyasha's passionate kiss.

"Shut up and go to sleep...bitch."

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car links!! There are even some here that aren't mentioned in the fic, BUT THEY'RE JUST SO PRETTY!! And of course have the best features. I'm a huge car person.

Kirara's-www. fast-autos. net/ astonmartin/ astonmartin vanquish. html

Sess'-www. fast-autos. net/ lamborghini/ lambomur ciroadster. html

Inuyasha's-www. fast-autos. net/ lamborghini/ lamb orgt. html

Miroku's-www. fast-autos. net/ astonmartin/ astonmartin db9volante. html

Sango's-www. fast-autos. net/ ascari/ ascarik z1. html

Rin's-www. fast-autos. net/ bmw/ bmw z4. html

Kouga's-www. fast-autos. net/ mercedes/ mercedess lrmclaren. html

Kagome's-www. fast-autos. net/ ferrari/ ferrari 360spider. html

Shippo's-www. fast-autos. net/ lamborghini/ lamb ogallardo. html

AND REMEMBER 2 TAKE OUT THE SPACES!!