Welcome to Turtle Island

Disclaimer: Haven't I explained this before?

Summary: Bloody Stupid Will the recently turned madman has just crashed the Black Pearl into a rather odd Island in the middle of the Caribbean! Random, crazy & just plain weird!

Chapter 2

The sun is still shining but now the dolphins are singing along to Brittany Spears music and Captain Elizabeth Swann and her crew have finally stopped staring at the sign.

"Why where we looking at that thing for so long anyway?" Gibbs asked Anna as they made there way along a path that Cotton had discovered.

"Do you really expect me to know that?" was all she said and so they continued there quiet walk along the path.

Meanwhile Marty wasn't having such a peaceful time on the recently crashed Black Pearl with Will. Turner had continued to have conversations to no one that he told Marty was an apple that was nowhere to be seen. He soon found that was because Will had decided to eat it but now William had abandoned his apple conversation and was playing with the cannons.

"You know you could probably fit in one of these things Marty", Will told him as he looked in the cannon.

"Just because I can doesn't mean I will", Marty informed the boy. He didn't really want to end up stuck in a cannon when the only help available is the local madman.

"Why not. I could be fun"

Marty ignored Will and looked back at the island for around the 100th time hoping for the crew to return. Maybe he should of stayed with them but if he did then it would be boring as Will would have no one to stick in the cannon.

"If you don't climb in this cannon this instant Ill throw you in it myself", Will informed, Marty the evil glint in his eyes returning.

Mary looked at William in horror. Thoughts rushed through the little man's head like speeding bullets until it landed on a single though. RUN and that's exactly what he did. Unfortunately for him Will was a much faster runner, being taller and all, so he gained on the man quickly. This defiantly wasn't his day.

Meanwhile Jack had discovered why Fred's speedboat was called what it was. As he stumbled onto the dock only 2 hours after their departure he felt as though he was going to be sick and Captain Jack Sparrow had not been seasick since well, he couldn't remember. Glaring slightly at Fred the two made their way into the busy town that was Port Royal. Jack, not knowing where the Commodore live and not particularly wanting to, hoped to find the man in the town somewhere. If not he planned to cause a little trouble to attract the attention of said man, secretly he hoped that this was the case and luckily for him it was.

"I can't see him anywhere. What do we do now?" Fred asked the Captain after a full hour of searching.

"Even if you could it wouldn't matter. You have no idea what he looks like anyway", Jack informed the boy getting himself a slight glare.

"I told you before I've seen the movie. I know what he looks like"

"I have no idea what this movie thing is you keep going on about and I really don't care if you know the Commodore or not. Now we are going to cause a little uh...mayhem to attract some attention in which case our lovely friend the Commodore will make his way down here and then we can get on with our business. Savvy!" he told Fred smiling. He didn't trust the boy. It wasn't the fact that the kid seemed to know a lot about him and those he knew it had something about his clothes. Jack didn't like his clothes and people with bad clothes couldn't be trusted.

"Savvy", Fred replied rather dully.

"So Fred if that is your name! How is it that you end up in the Caribbean when you are from such an unknown place that is the 21st century or so you say?" Jack asked turning to the boy deciding now was the opportune moment to get some information out of him and apparently he was right because Fred did not hesitate to answer, or so he thought at the time.

"Well that I have yet to completely work out. Practically I just woke up 2 days ago and I was here, though it might have had something to do with me trying to dispose of my sisters POTC DVD and her catching me in the act and hitting me on the head with it a couple 100 times", he said scratching his head slightly.

"That's the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard and trust me I know bullshit", Jack replied turning away from him.

Fred was going to complain but then I would never get Norrigton to fit in this chapter so instead Jack shot randomly at a phew people completely stopping Fred in his tracks.

"What the hell are you doing?" Fred said instead.

"Causing a little mayhem", Jack replied flashing him a smile.

Once again Fred was going to complain, as he seems to want to complain for some reason but of coarse I wouldn't be able to fit Norrigton in this chapter again so instead he was stopped in his tracks again but this time by the man they had been searching for.

"What do you think you are doing Mr Sparrow?" James said angrily making his was towards the two of them.

"Captain Sparrow and what a pleasure it is to see you again Commodore. Your just the man I've been searching for", he replied smiling.

That stopped Norrigton. "Why the hell would you be looking for me?"

Jack frowned. That was no way to greet your guests.

Half way across the ocean Elizabeth and her crew stood staring (again) at the most strangest thing they had ever seen. It was a large red building with a picture of an old dudes head on the side with KFM: Kentucky Fried Monkey written next to it. If it had been Fred that had come across said building then his eyes most probably would of bugged out of his head in joy and he would of rush in to order a 12 piece of that new spicy chicken they had put not even noticing the part of the sign that said Monkey but as Elizabeth and her crew where not Fred's they did nothing of the sort.

"What is it?" a random crewmember that I can't be bothered naming at the moment asked.

"It's a building ye bloody codfish" Annamaria snapped. After around 2 hours of walking around some jungle she had the desperate need to slap someone.

"Fried monkey. Do you think they cook monkeys here?" Elizabeth asked them looking oddly at the building.

"Food" Gibbs shrieked and went running towards the building as fast as his legs could take him.

"I guess so", she said as she watched the man enter. Shrugging she and the rest of the crew follow suit screaming madly for some unknown reason.

Meanwhile I think it is time for us to find out wether this really is Marty's day or not. Unfortunately for him and fortunately for Will, it is not.

Marty found himself being shoved deep inside a cannon. He didn't like this at all. I mean who would; it wouldn't be the nicest place to be especially as a certain local madman was about to fire him out of it.

"Marty I want you to know that if anything bad is to happen to you, it would make my day 100 times better. Hope that makes you feel better", Will informed him and with that he blast Marty out of the cannon.

Now normally if this was to happen Marty most likely would of died or sustained serious injuries but as this is seriously un-normal all Marty got when he landed in a heap of rocks was an extremely large headache. Oh and an extremely large dislike to a certain man in desperate need of a loony bin and no I don't mean Jack.

TBC

Flying Sparrow: Weird?...Of coarse its weird! I am weird so everything I create own ect is weird. I enjoy being weird! Its much fun. Thanx for the review!

Wheres-the-rum-gone?: Aww Your not wasting my time! Your review was awsome and yes Fred is good. I like Fred. Thank you for the review. Much appreciated.

CrazyBiatch: Nice to know you thought it was funny! I surpose I could give the apple a name! Thinks about it.

PussInBootsAndMonkeyzNamedJack: Long name. LOL Thank for the review mate!