Welcome to Turtle Island

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Summary: Bloody Stupid Will the recently turned madman has just crashed the Black Pearl into a rather odd Island in the middle of the Caribbean! Random, crazy & just plain weird!

Chapter 4

The sun is down and it is all quiet as the dolphins are dead but as darkness falls so does a pirate, of a chair that is.

Gibbs looked up at the ceiling and started counting the spots on the roof. He had never eaten so much in his life. Apparently monkey does taste very good after all. Elizabeth looked around at her now very full crew. Apparently the crashing of the Black Pearl wasn't so bad after all and then it hit her. Someone was going to be looking for said ship and when said someone found it missing there was going to be trouble. Elizabeth tried remembering why she even took the Pearl in the first place but as the writer is lazy and can't be bothered thinking of something quite yet, she couldn't remember and it would probably give away the ending to said story even though that hasn't even been thought of yet.

"Oi! All ye mangy...um...parrots get back to the ship now", Elizabeth yelled at the crowd.

No one moved, apart from Cotton's parrot who did as Elizabeth said and went back in the direction of the ship.

Elizabeth sighed before yelling again, "Everyone get back to the ship now"

Finally after a few bitter grumbles the crew and the KFM workers left the store along with plenty of fried monkey of coarse.

Whilst the crew and co made their way back to the ship the now 2nd local madman along with his shoulder devil Wevil, made their way into the thick jungle that was spread across the island.

"You are going in the wrong direction", Wevil complained.

"I am not. You told me to go this way"

Wevil shook his head, "Did not. Well I did before but that was before we went this way 6 times"

"6? I thought it was only 5 times", Will said raising his eyebrows to his little friend.

"Nope 6. I pulled a leaf off that dead tree with no leaves every time we passed"

Will stopped walking and began thinking. You see he can't do 2 things at once without fainting or forgetting what he was doing.

"How is that possible? A tree with no leaves and you pulled leaves off it?"

Wevil shrugged, "How do you expect me to know that?"

Will shrugged as well and they continued walking. It was really starting to get dark now and William and Wevil were lost, if they weren't before that is.

"Were lost", said Will stating the obvious.

"It's boring when you're lost. There's no one to annoy or torment", complained Wevil.

"Why do you want to annoy people?"

"The same reason you shot that kid out of the cannon", Wevil replied smiling Wills insane smile.

"He was a kid? I thought it was a midget or something like that. I feal really bad now"

"Oh great I thought I killed your conscience", Wevil grumbled.

"You killed my conscience...but but that's my conscience"

Wevil groaned, "What do you care. You never see your conscience, your conscience never talks to you"

"Yes he did. His name was Jiminy Cricket and he was a cricket"

"You have been watching way to much Pinocchio boy"

"Pinocchio? Who's Pinocchio?" Will asked.

"Haven't you ever herd of fairy tales"

"Fairy's have tails?"

Will was shocked. He had never learnt this much in his entire life. Wevil on the other hand had never explained so much in his life. How did he end up as this guys shoulder devil, he was a complete idiot. Well once again that is a question unanswered.

Meanwhile out somewhere in the middle of nowhere, zooming on a speedboat, Fred had finally unstuck his mouth and explained to the others what chewing gum was and still they didn't get it.

"Why would you chew something you can't eat?" Norrigton asked.

"Why would you were that gay wig?" Fred retorted.

"You know I think he may have a point" Jack pointed out. Wigs were another thing Jack considered strange and so in other words he didn't trust Norrigton either.

"What? That has nothing to do with what we were talking about" James snapped angrily.

"He said I had a point. 2 against 1, I win" Fred informed him smiling.

It was Norrigton's time to complain but as I refuse to let either Fred or James to complain they were all distracted by a furry orange ball jumping into the speedboat out of nowhere instead.

"Now ye...pirate, commodore and er...human thing. Pray for mercy from Puss in...Slippers", the fur ball hollered.

"Slippers? Ain't it meant to be boots?" Fred asked at the opportunity to complain about something.

Puss looked down at his fluffy pink bunny slippers and nodded, then shook his head, then nodded, then shook his head again. Jack and James were looking at Fred and Puss in confused expressions before backing away from the both of them. Apparently they thought they were mad.

"Well yes but no. Puss in Boots was my last life so I got stuck with the slippers", Puss informed Fred putting slightly, and "Hey you have boots, I know I shall take over the ship, take your boots and become Puss in Captains Boots!"

"Don't even think about it you little fuzz ball," Jack threatened.

Unfortunately for Jack and fortunately for Puss, Jack suddenly became allergic to cats and sneezed just as Puss attacked, giving him the opportune moment to steal Jack's boots.

"Ah-Ha Ha Now this ship shall be ruled under my command", shrieked Puss happily.

"It's a speedboat", Fred corrected.

Puss shrugged before slipping into Jack's boots getting glares off said man.

Meanwhile Marty and Captain Rubber Glove had been sitting exactly where they had before. They hadn't moved a bit, neither of them had spoken and all that could be herd was crickets chirping in the background.

"So how did you end up here?" asked Marty.

"Can't remember", replied the crazed captain and once again they sat in silence.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, creak, chirp, chirp, chirp", the crickets continued.

Then it happened. Yells and screams filled the air as 2 certain people stomped on crickets. Marty screamed before ducking down behind a rock, Will had found him and he wasn't alone. Well actually Will hadn't found him as he hadn't yet seen Marty and he wasn't looking for him anyway.

"Now no one will ever have to worry about consciences again" yelled the madman.

Rubber jumped up, "Crickets!! What are you worrying about them for! Its pixie ya got to watch out for. Devils those things be"

"And what's wrong with devils Mr whoever the hell you are", Wevil snapped an evil look appearing in his eyes.

"I'm Captain Rubber Glove if you must know but as you are on my rocks I think it is I that should be asking that question! Aaaahhh your on my rocks! GET OFF MY ROCKS. Off I tell you off", screamed the Captain.

"Whoa! I think this guy leaped right over the insanity scale" Wevil exclaimed.

Will nodded and then he spotted Marty

DUN DUN DUN was heard and that's the end of the chapter

TBC

Preciousbabyblue: Yup! Will is definatly mad! Thanx for reading. Im glad you enjoyed it

Wheres-the-rum-gone?-2004: Aah yes Captain Rubber Glove. smirks Dont know where he came from. Oh well glad you liked him.

Sunshine304: Yup fun. Its fun to write too. Glad it made you laugh, thats th point....I think. Thanx for the review.

Might not be updated within the next 2 weeks as its the end of the year and I have a lot of study to as I have like a zillion exams and tests and work I have to get done before the end of term. So I'll give you a bit of a sneak peak!

Next Chapie: Puss in Captains boots gets marooned along with Norry after a bit of a misunderstanding. Captain Elizabeth, crew and co return to the ship only to leave again in search for Will only to find a rather odd character that aint even human.