Welcome to Turtle Island

Disclaimer: Meh….If you don't know by now…well yeah!

Summary: Bloody Stupid Will the recently turned madman has just crashed the Black Pearl into a rather odd Island in the middle of the Caribbean! Random, crazy & just plain weird!

Chapter 5

The sun wasn't shinning and there were no dolphin's were singing (though they ought to be rotting by now) but there were two fish singing "No eating out tonight, eating out tonight. I'm on a diet"

Anyway on with this strange tale. It seemed that the Puss in Captain's Boots was no longer going to be so. Jack had been rather quiet since the incident with the pesky feline, though there quite a lot of daggers sent in the animal's direction. Puss on the other hand couldn't of been happier, there he was a Captain of a ship…er speedboat. Oh but not for very long now.

Jack stood up and calmly walked over to the orange fuzz ball. I wont get into detail as it has been so long since the writer has updated so lets just say poor fuzz ball went overboard along with a certain Commodore.

"What the?", Fred shrieked jumping up and taking control of the boat.

"That wasn't meant to happen, I only wanted my boots back", Jack said looking out behind them at the now little speck that was the castaways.

Fred just raised an eyebrow at him and slightly shook his head. Jack didn't seem to notice and took to searching the speedboat for another pair of boots. After around ten minutes of looking around the little boat it seemed that a pair of boots weren't just going to pop up out of thin air today. Well not on the speed boat anyway.

Meanwhile back at Rubber's rocks, Marty had started running for his rocks. Will on the other hand didn't even seem to care that he had found Marty alive and well, he was more interested in Rubber Glove at the moment. Whilst the two rambled along madly Wevil the devil decided to take the chance to go off and cause some trouble. Unfortunately Marty was the only other person around to annoy.

"Here little fells", the devil pestered.

"Hey", Marty yelled as he turned around to the little guy, "I wouldn't be calling me a little fella when your barley 3 inches tall"

Wevil just looked shocked.

"I'm 3 inches tall? Oh crap", and with that said poor Wevil started running for his life, from Marty that is.

Rubber and Will sat on a rather big rock and watched as Marty chased the really little fella around it. Somewhere and somehow they managed to get a hold of a box of popcorn and where chucking the odd piece at them every now and again. This went on for sometime until all four of them fell asleep from exhaustion, not that Will and Rubber Glove were really doing much but that's not the point.

So while they took there little nap Captain Elizabeth Swann, her crew and the KFM workers had made it back to the Pearl.

"Gibbs where's William?", Elizabeth shouted after around an hour of not giving a damn about her boyfriend.

Gibbs just shrugged and continue4d eating the KFM he had smuggled from the store. Elizabeth groaned loudly. The crew all jumped and looked horrified.

"What…I wasn't that loud was I?"

None of them said anything but they all pointed behind her out at the island. Giving them all a strange kinda glare she turned to look at what they where pointing at. She nearly jumped to. It looked as though there was some type of invisible creature tearing it's way through the trees.

"What is that?", a random KFM worker asked.

"Maybe it's a monkey"

"No a giant monkey"

"No, no a giant purple monkey"

"Nope your all wrong. It's a giant purple monkey looking for green banana's", Gibbs shouted jumping up.

The rest of them gave him a funny look.

"Why would a giant purple monkey be looking for green banana's that's just completely stupid", snapped Annamaria.

"And what? A giant purple monkey aint", Gibbs retorted.

Meanwhile out on another island in the middle of know where, Norrigton and Puss sat in the sand looking up at the stars.

"So, how are we going to get off this island?", the cat asked.

"I heard an idea once. Something about using hair to make a raft. Should we try?"

"Reow!"

"Um…", James muttered giving the cat a weird look.

"I mean yes…duh. Humans these days. So where are we gonna get some hair?" Puss asked grinning.

It was Norrigton's time to grin now and yes this is another unfortunately for whomever. This time it is Puss's time to be unfortunate.

"Well it has to come from either 1 of us and as I have to wear a wig for unobvious reason's", Norrigton grinned.

Puss's face hardened. "No…don't you…Arrrrrrgh", the cat screamed as Norrigton leaped at the cat with an electric shaver he just happened to have in his waterproof pocket. Handy how thing's just work hey.

Sometime later a back hairless Puss sat shivering and hissing at a rather happy Norrigton.

"Now since I did all the shaving, you should do the rope making"

Puss just hissed again.

TBC

Sorry that it has beeeeeen soooooo long since an update but well I have been very busy lately and I kinda forgot about it. Eee Hee but don't worry I will be updating regularly from now on…..Hopefully.