"Sasuke oh Sasuke are you a gay?"

"well naruto what can i say?

i use my sharingan and watch you all day.

ive been in your bedroom since the 16th of may.

kakashis novels do not make me smile

but one look at you and i will for a while.

the girls all love me for my sense of style.

but my big secret is not on my file.

but when thetowngoes to sleep

in my kimono i will leap

i have your face upon my fan

so what if you are a man.

ray from beyblade is hot too

but not as sexy as goku..."

"OH MY GOD SASUKE, YOUR GAY?"

and with a look of deep dismay

sakuras hair turned all gray

"sakura i dont know what to say "

so he took out his ninja blade