Today, we will test the wonders of the first Advance Jobs, Paladin, Dark Knight, and Beastmaster. We will demonstrate on how to be those jobs, and how NOT to be those jobs. Our volunteers for these demonstrations are Coronos and a new co-helper, Heiae.
How to be a Paladin
To be a Paladin, you must persuade other party members to think that you are the most heroic man they every met…even if you aren't heroic. Coronos and Heiae will demonstrate now.
Heiae: AAGGHH! Coronos! Save me! (A/N: Heiae is a guy)
Coronos: Never fear! Coronos is here!
Heiae: Yay!
Coronos: Now stand back! This will be dangerous!
The Forrest Hare hits Coronos for 500 damage.
Coronos has been defeated by the Forest Hare.
Heiae: He lived a hero…and died a hero. /cry
Madant: You do know he was a lower level than you were, right?
Heiae: Yes…but he was my hero.
Madant: Wow…you're gay.
Heiae: Yes…I am very happy!
Madant: …
Coronos had perfectly demonstrated the true job of the Paladin. Although we mentioned that PLDs are supposed to be the Hero no matter what, we really mean 'no matter what'.
How NOT to be a Paladin
Party Leader: You got a 6th?
Heiae: Yeah.
Party Leader: I hate Paladins.
Heiae: Don't worry. You'll learn to like him.
Coronos: Ok guys, I'm here.
Party Leader: Ok Heiae, go pull.
Heiae: Ok.
Five Minutes Later…
Coronos: Sorry, I was busy. I helped one party kill some Aggro Gobs, another party with the lack of Cures, and a third party for no apparent reason.
Heiae has been killed by the Damselfly.
The Party Leader has been killed by the Damselfly.
Coronos: Hmm…did I miss something?
Somewhere in the Farplane…
Party Leader: I TOLD YOU I HATE PALADINS!
Heiae: SHUT UP! DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY HERO!
What Coronos did was one of the things PLDs are meant for their unreliability. Although they are Heroes, that doesn't not mean they will only help your party. PLDs have a very short attention span and will help anyone they feel like it. DON'T rely on a PLD all the time.
How to be a Dark Knight
To be a Dark Knight, you must learn how to hit properly. It is true that all Dark Knights can't hit with precise accuracy, but their massive amount of attack and power will make up for it. Coronos and Heiae will demonstrate now.
Heiae: Hey Coro.
Coronos: …
Heiae: HEY CORO!
Coronos: What?
Heiae: Go pull something.
Coronos: Like what?
Heiae: How 'bout something that you can actually hit?
Coronos: What's that supposed to mean!
Heiae: You know damn well what it means. So go pull something big like that Dhamel.
/ra t
Heiae hits the Dhamel for 45 damage.
Heiae hits the Dhamel for 88 damage.
Heiae hits the Dhamel for 22 damage.
Heiae: How're you doin' over there, Coro?
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos: AAAGGGHHH!
Heiae: Coronos? How in hell can't you hit something so DAMN HUGE!
Don't be surprised that Coronos can't hit something 100 times his size, because DRKs are very, very blind. Even though their favored weapon, the Scythe, is very big that it could hit anything, a DRK just can't see.
How NOT to be a Dark Knight
Paladin: …
Heiae: … (That PLD is my Hero! D)
Coronos: … (I wish I can actually hit something…)
Paladin: Are we ready or what! I have the need to tank!
Coronos: I'll go pull.
/ra t
Paladin: Oh yeah! Come here Mr. Dhamel!
/ja Provoke t
Heiae: Eat some of this you fuckin' camel!
Paladin: …Camel?
Heiae: Just tank.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos misses the Dhamel.
Coronos: Alright that's it! I'M PISSED!
/ja Last Resort
/ja Soul Eater
/ja Blood Weapon
Coronos: EAT SOME OF THIS YOU FUCKIN' CAMEL!
Heiae: Ha! I told you Dhamels are Camels!
Paladin: Just hit the damn thing!
The Dhamel hits Coronos for 46 Damage.
Coronos: What the hell you stupid Paladin! Tank it!
Paladin: I'm trying!
/ja Provoke t
The Dhamel hits Coronos for 68 Damage.
Paladin: You fag! That camel hates you more than me!
Heiae: See! You agree with me! That thing is a camel!
Paladin: Will you shut up!
The Dhamel hits Coronos for 800 ½ Damage.
Coronos was defeated by the Dhamel.
Coronos deleveled to Level -2.
Heiae: Is -2 even a level?
What Coronos just did was very idiotic. Although DRKs can't hit, even if it meant their life, they can do massive damage to their opponents. The idiotic act Coronos has committed was using his Dark Knight Job Abilities all at once. This is very dangerous because it grabs hate from the monster. Not only can't DRKs hit, they can't tank even for just 2 seconds do to their lack of Defense.
How to be a Beastmaster
To be a Beastmaster, you must know how to charm monsters. That one ability will help you throughout being a BST. Charming monsters will also be helpful for leveling. Coronos will demonstrate.
Coronos: Ah…what a nice day it is. I mean, here in Valkurm…leveling up…I wish I would'a used BST in the first place! You never need a party!
Coronos: Ooh! A Snipper!
/ja Charm t
Coronos: Heh, now to attack a worthwhile mob!
Newb Party Leader: H3Y j00!
Coronos: Eh?
Newb Party Leader: Y34H! j00! j00 S70L3 MY M08!
Coronos: Dude, enough with the 1337. And aren't there any other crabs in the area?
Newb Party Leader: N0! B3C4UZ BSTS 1!K3 j00 K33P 0N S73AL!NG D3M!
Coronos: What other BSTs! I'm the only one!
BST 1: I got a clipper!
BST 2: w00t! Level up!
BST 4074292: Oh right! Now for Qufim Island!
Newb Party Leader: j00 S33!11one
Coronos: Ah…F
Being a BST isn't always easy. You will need to take drastic measures to level up. Such as what Coronos just demonstrated: stealing party's monsters. But who cares about them. A BST has their needs too.
How NOT to be a Beastmaster
Party Leader: Um…
Heiae: What?
Party Leader: You got a BST…
Heiae: So?
Party Leader: Nevermind, I'll let you find out the hard way.
Coronos: Alright, I'm here.
Heiae: Alright, we're all here. I'll go pull.
/ra t
Heiae hits the Dhamel for 100 Damage.
The Party Leader hits the Dhamel for 87 Damage.
Coronos hits the Dhamel for 142 Damage.
The Snipper hits the Dhamel for 500 damage.
The Snipper defeats the Dhamel.
Heiae: Wow…that was easy…
Party Leader: …
Coronos: Um…
Heiae gains 1 Experience Point.
Coronos gains 1 Experience Point.
The Party Leader gains 1 Experience Point.
Party Leader: I'm surrounded by dumbasses…
The Snipper hits The Party Leader for 500 Damage.
The Party Leader was defeated by the Snipper.
What Coronos just did was regretful. Beastmasters are soloists…soloists only. Being in a party is stupid because the Beastmasters' pet will gain all of the EXP, therefore it will grow stronger and eventually kill everyone.
Well, sorry the third chapter took so long. I been a bit busy. Anyways, I been getting flames from this story and I would just like to say... IT'S A STORY!
R&R!
