RAMEN CAN-CAN

Naruto: damn this heat… I need some…

Familiar voice: RAMEN?

Naruto: ramen! The solution to all my problems.

Familiar voice: you want it then!

With a puff of smoke a plant became a tub of steaming hot ramen.

Naruto : HYAAAAAAAA! Ramen sweet precious ramen. (now drooling)

Naruto leaped at the tub but it moved away. Naruto landed heavily on his face.

Familiar voice: BAKA! MOVE FASTER THAN THAT!

Naruto: as a konoha ninja its obvious what this is………….IT'S A TEST TO SEE HOW EASILY I CAN GET THE RAMEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!--

Without a sound the tub began to move again.

Naruto: I Umuzaki Naruto will win the ramen and become HOKAGE!

And Naruto took of f after the ramen. The chase began.

2 hours later

Sakura: hey mister ramen guy who sells in hut with his wife. Have you seen Naruto lately… he stole my SOCKS!

Ramen guy who sells in hut with his wife: well as a matter of fact… he's been chasing-- oh here he comes!

A huge dust cloud approaches the horizon.

Naruto: I (pant) will (pant) be (pant) the (pant) best--

Sakura: NARUUUTOO!

Naruto: keep away from my RAMEN!

Without a glance Naruto swings at Sakura's face. With a fountain off blood Sakura fell to the ground.

Sakura: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, by nobe ee boke by nobe, Aiiiiii…

Naruto: I didn't mean to I'm sorry!

Through the tears and blood Sakura glared hatefully at Naruto.

10 minutes later.

Sasuke sits in a fruit tree glaring at a fruit…

Sasuke: You will fall to my almighty glare, fruit.

Sakura: Sasuke why don't you come down. (now with a bandaged nose)

Sasuke: cos you got everything I don't wanna catch.

Sakura: oh Sasuke you're sooo cute (heart eyes)

Sasuke: I hate you--

Sakura: look Sasuke…

From her bag Sakura withdrew a voodoo doll of Naruto.

Sasuke: oh wow Sakura, I didn't know you were that big a freak.

Sakura: …yes well, he broke my nose, I look so ugly now!

Staring at her shining forehead Sasuke replied.

Sasuke: yes, your nose…

Sakura takes out a doll of Sasuke too.

Sakura: but you wont mind. Not after, I curse you.

Sasuke: I'm sorry, after you what me!

Sakura: and we'll get married after, I curse you.

Sasuke: hey you crazy B put that down--

As Sasuke gets up a dust cloud appears at the horizon…

Sakura: don't worry Sasuke ill get rid off him once and for all--

Naruto blindly crashes into Sakura's back. The dolls and the kunai knife fly through the air. As the three ninja stare on, completely mortified by the mishap...

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!