Kit: Ok, peeps! The new chappie of Cat Woman vs The Phoenix is out and about! Enjoy!
Tala: Have fun reading this. And, Kitten's sorry for the wait!
Kit: Thanks, Wolfie! Disclaimer please!
Tala: Okie dokie! Kitten doesn't own Beyblade, but she created Rayne. And, she doesn't own Coyote Ugly, or 'The Cellblock Tango' from 'Chicago! The Musical!'
Kit: Thanks, Wolfie! On with the story!
Rayne finished cooking breakfast ad quickly pulled out two plates from the cabinet above her head, " I don't know how much you want, so you're gonna hafta spoon it up yourself." she said to him as she handed him the plate and carefully put half of the eggs on her plate, along with a few pancakes.
Kai quickly did the same as she had done, getting a bit more than she did, though. He followed her to the table, sitting on the opposite side that she sat on, and he began to dig in as she slowly ate, savoring the flavor.
"Do you wanna come with me for the day? Or, do you have other plans? I need to go visit my sister and my neice and nephew today, and I think they'd like you." her question caught him a bit off guard, and without thinking, he nodded.
She looked at him for a second, "Really? Thanks!" she said happily as she continued on what she was eating.
Kai had no clue what had made him say yes, but the fact that he would be just inches away from Rayne in a car or bus for any amount of time made his heart jump and the butterflies in his stomach go crazy. He'd never felt this emotion before, but he liked it. It was like he was jumping or something, but he wasn't moving, and yet his heart was racing.
They both finished in the same time proximity, and Rayne quickly and quietly cleaned the dishes. She stepped out of the kitchen, and found Kai sitting in the living room, waiting for her, " When are we gonna leave?" he asked her as he leaned forward in his seat.
Rayne looked at her watch, and glanced up at him, " Well, I'm sure that we both want to get changed out of these clothes, since we've been wearing them for a long time, now. So, if you want to go change, you can go to your apartment, but we need to be ready about noon." she said as she showed him her watch, which said the time was about 8:30 am.
Kai nodded before getting up, "So, should I come over here, or do you want to come and get me?" he asked as they both walked for the door.
Rayne stopped as they reached the door," Well, your door is on the way, so I'll come by and get you. K?" she said as she opened the door for him.
Kai nodded and walked out, turning to her, "Well, I'll see you today at noon." he said as she smiled at him, giving him a quick 'good-bye' before gently shutting the door of her apartment.
As Kai walked, he had alot of things on his mind, and every one of them had to do with Rayne. Why was she so nice to him? Why did she have Cat Woman's eyes? Why did her voice sound like Cat Woman's, but sweeter? Why was she so eager to get to know him? Would she accept him if she knew who he was? Why were the butterflies in his stomach fluttering like mad? Why was his heart racing ninety-to-nothing? And, what the hell was a 'Coyote'?!
Rayne walked slowly to her room, not noticing that she had almost stepped on her cat. The reason: She too, was thinking, and, what a coincidence, it was about Kai!
Why was he a bit edgy around her? Why did he have The Phoenix's eyes? Why did he have The Phoenix's voice? Would he accept her if he knew who she was? Was he The Phoenix in disquise? Why was she only thinking about him? Why didn't she notice that she'd just stepped on Black Magic's tail?! Why was she not paying a bit of attention to what she was doing or what she was running into or walking over?
A few hours later, Rayne quickly pulled a brush through her long hair, her hair wrap hanging limp in her mouth. She was dressed in a black tube top, black hip-hugger flare jeans, and black high-heeled leather boots. A black leather jacket that went to her ankles, and was lined on the inside with some sort of black and red fur. She quickly pulled her hair into it's wrap. She made sure her make-up was ok, looking in the mirror on her dresser and as soon as she was positive she looked fine, she snatched her purse from the table next to her bed, and pulled out the keys, " K, Night. I'll be back soon, Protect the house for me." and with that said, she walked out of the apartment and locked the door behind her. She walked down the walk-way, watching the numbers until she found Kai's room number.
She knocked on the door, and when there was no answer, she gently pushed it open, sticking her head inside to investigate. She silently walked inside, " Kai?" she yelled.
Her reply was a loud, " Oh, crap! I'm late!" as Kai came flying down the stair, his shirt barely buttoned and his hair half-way brushed.
She watched him for a second, before doubling over with a fit of giggles, " Ha..Kai, we're not late yet. It's only 11:35. You still have 25 minutes." she said with another wave of giggles and a smirk.
Soon after that, Kai was ready, and the two were walking to Rayne's car, talking to themselves. Kai gasped as he caught sight of her car.
It was a glittering black convertable-top Jaguar, that had a running Black Panther painted on the side. The panther had glittering golden eyes and it's fangs were barred as it 'ran' along the side of the car. Kai blinked, trying to bring himself out of his temporary stupor, " How did you get this car? It's incredible." he asked as Rayne unlocked the doors and he jumped in just as she sat down.
She smiled, " Got this a long time ago. Got 'er fixed up and got a custom paint job. It did cost a 'pretty penny' to get it done, though. But, it was worth it." she said as she pulled on her seatbelt, and Kai followed her example. She turned to him, holding out a pair of sunglasses, and she already had a pair on, " Here, ya might need these." she said as she set them in the palm of him hand.
She revved up the engine as the car started and Kai quickly put on the sunglasses. They stopped a few minutes later at a red light, and Kai noticed that the teen in the car next to Rayne's was sizing her up with lusty eyes, " Hey, babe. You got plans Saturday?" he asked her and Kai immediately wanted to wring his neck for making a move on her in his presense.
Rayne looked back at him, pulling her sunglasses down enough to let him glimpse her eyes, " Go flirt with your mirror, junior." she stated bluntly and smirked to herself as he just stared at her.
Kai continued to stare at her as the light turned green, and the two cars went their seperate ways, " I'm dying to know where that came from?" he asked her, amused by the other side of her attitude.
Rayne laughed, " Try having to beat the boys off you when you've been working all night and you just want to get paid and go home. You pick up a few new skills..and new words..." she said lightly as they turned a corner.
The two remained silent for the rest of the drive, and soon, Rayne pulled into the driveway of a small house. It was painted brick-red and a 66 Corvette was parked in the driveway. Rayne turned off the engine and pulled off her sunglasses, putting them in her peurse, along with Kai's.
They got out of the car and walked up to the door, " Oh, before I knock, you might want to move away from the door just a little." she said as she motioned where he should go.
He stared at her for a second after she'd knocked, and jumped slightly as the door was flung open, and two streaks, one black and the other white, came flying out of the house with a yell of, " AUNT KITTY!" and tackled Rayne with a fierce hug.
Rayne stumbled from the force of the hug, but laughed anyway," So, how have you two been?" she asked as she gently set the two of the down, and Kai got a good look at them.
The first had long white hair, which was pulled back into a braid, and was a girl. She had big silvery-blue eyes and skin that was a shade lighter than Rayne's. She wore a short-sleeved shirt and a small denim skirt with sandals.
The next, obviously a boy, had short black hair and large ruby eyes. His tan was the same tone as his sister's. He wore a dark green tank-top, khaki pants, and brown sandals.
The girl was the first to answer, " Gweat, Aunt Kitty. Momma got me a new Flute-thingie." she said proudly.
The boy was next, " Uh-huh! Daddy got me a baseball-thing." he stated proudly.
The thing that Kai had noticed, was that neither of them had yet to notice him, and he was patiently waiting for them to realize 'Aunt Kitty' wasn't the only person there.
Rayne smiled at him, then looked down at the two children, " Aunt Kitty brought a friend with her today. Turn around." she said as she walked over to join Kai.
The two turned around, and their eyes widened. They looked at Kai, then shot glances between themselves, then looked back at him, before turning into the doorway, and yelling at the top of their lungs, " Mommy, Aunt Kitty has a BOY with her!" and then they ran inside.
Rayne looked at Kai, then back to where her neice and nephew had just been, then she burst out laughing. She calmed herself a few minutes later, and gently lead Kai into the house.
Kai looked at Rayne for second, " Aunt Kitty?" he asked her with a smirk.
She blushed and smiled, " It's just their nickname for me becuase they can't say my name fully yet, and they think I look like a cat." she said with a small laugh.
"What's this I hear about Aunt Kitty having a boy with her?" came a voice, and a young woman, with dark amythest colored hair and glittering ruby eyes. She wore a sweater that had no sleeves and a black skirt. Her hair was pulled up into a bun, and her feet were bare.
Rayne smiled, but sweatdropped still, " Hey, Reena. This is my friend, Kai." she said to her older sister, motioning to Kai, who was looking around the house in awe.
Reena smirked, " Spenc, get down here, quick! Your sister-in-law has a boy with her!" she yelled up the stairs, and a tall young man with blonde hair came running down the staircase, nearly tripping over his own feet.
Spencer smiled at Rayne, and immediately embraced her, " Hey, Kitty. How've ya been?" he asked as he released her and walked over to Reena.
"Fine, Spenc. Oh, this is my friend, Kai." she said motioning to Kai, who bowed slightly to show respect.
()()()()()(A few hours later...)()()()()()()()
Kai stepped out of the car as they pulled into the parking lot at Coyote Ugly, both laughing, " Rayne, your neice, Sandy, is just hilarious. And, your nephew, Sam, is just almost as bad as his sister." he said as another wave of laughter flooded over the two.
They walked in, still laughing to themselves, and Rayne lead them to the bar. She handed her purse to Ray, and he set it under the bar as usual, " So, cuz. What's with the boy?!" he asked as he smirked at her and Kai blushed mildly.
Rayne rolled her eyes, " Honestly, is it such a crime to bring a friend to your job?" she asked, though she wasn't facing her cousin, but rather the ceiling.
Ray rolled his eyes, " Well, c'mon. You have a new number tonight. 'The Cellblock Tango', remember it?" he asked her as she sighed.
Rayne leaned over the bar, smiling at Kai, " You might not wanna lean on the bar for the next few minutes." she said with a nod.
Kai studied her inquisitively, " Why?" he asked curiously.
Rayne smirked mysteriously, " You'll see when the music starts." she said. And, a few minutes, the music started and Kai pushed himself up from leaning on the bar.
"And, now what you've all been waiting for! In TRUE Coyote Ugly tradition, the Coyotes are here to put on a show for you tonight!" yelled Ray as the girls hopped onto the bar. The music started off slow and quiet, but it got quicker and louder and more energetic as the song progressed, and the six girls on the bar kept up with the rhythym, while singing and doing complicated dance moves on the narrow bar.
[RAY]
And now the six merry Coyotes of Coyote Ugly in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"
[TANYA]
"Pop"
[TARYN]
"Six"
[JUNE]
"Squish"
[SASAMI]
"Uh uh"
[RAYNE]
"Cicero"
[SABRINA]
"Lipschitz!"
(4X)
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
[RAYNE]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[TANYA]
Pop
[TARYN]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[SASAMI]
Uh uh
[RAYNE]
Cicero
[SABRINA]
Lipschitz!
[TANYA (Spoken)]
"You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Darien.
Darien liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Darien layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a coke
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
POPPIN'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head."
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
[TANYA (Spoken)]
"I met Cal Suzaku from
Salt Lake City about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
[JUNE (Spoken)]
"Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been messin' with the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been messin' with the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[SASAMI (Spoken in Hungarian)]
"Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg..."
[RAYNE (Spoken)]
"Yeah, but did ya do it?"
[SASAMI]
"UH UH, not guilty!"
[RAYNE]
"My sister, Reena and
I did this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show
we're down at the hotel Cicero,
the three of us,havin' fun, havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Reena and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
[RAYNE]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[RAYNE]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[RAYNE]
They had it coming all along
[GIRLS]
They had it coming all along
[]RAYNE
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
She didn't do it
[RAYNE]
But if I'd done it
[GIRLS]
But if she'd done it
[RAYNE]
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[RAYNE]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[RAYNE]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[RAYNE]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They took a flower
[RAYNE]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[RAYNE]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[RAYNE]
But if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[SABRINA(Spoken)]
"I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruby,
Ginger,
Rosa and Indy.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[GROUP 1 (RAYNE, TARYN, TANYA)]
They had it comin'
[Group 2 (SABRINA, SASAMI, JUNE)]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
All along
[Group 2]
All along
[Group 1]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 2]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 1]
And they abused us
[Group 2]
And they abused us
[ALL]
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
[Group 1]
He had it coming
[Group 2]
He had it coming
[Group 1]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 2]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 1]
If you'd have been there
[Group 2]
If you'd have been there
[Group 1]
If you'd have seen it
[Group 2]
If you'd have seen it
[ALL]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[TANYA (Spoken)]
"You pop that gum one more time!"
[TARYN (spoken)]
"Single my ass."
[JUNE (Spoken)]
"Ten times!"
[SASAMI (Spoken)]
"Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe".
[RAYNE (Spoken)]
"Number seventeen-the spread eagle."
[SABRINA (Spoken)]
"Artistic differences."
[TANYA]
Pop
[TARYN]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[SASAMI]
Uh uh
[RAYNE]
Cicero
[SABRINA]
Lipschitz!
And, with that the song ended, and Kai just sat in his chair, wide-eyed. He hadn't expected the nice, mild-mannered Rayne to have a job that demanded this much...engergy, to say the least.
Kit: Ok, peeps what'cha think?
Tala: R & R!!
Kit: Good job Wolfie! Well, we gotta go! Bye!
Tala: Have fun reading this. And, Kitten's sorry for the wait!
Kit: Thanks, Wolfie! Disclaimer please!
Tala: Okie dokie! Kitten doesn't own Beyblade, but she created Rayne. And, she doesn't own Coyote Ugly, or 'The Cellblock Tango' from 'Chicago! The Musical!'
Kit: Thanks, Wolfie! On with the story!
Rayne finished cooking breakfast ad quickly pulled out two plates from the cabinet above her head, " I don't know how much you want, so you're gonna hafta spoon it up yourself." she said to him as she handed him the plate and carefully put half of the eggs on her plate, along with a few pancakes.
Kai quickly did the same as she had done, getting a bit more than she did, though. He followed her to the table, sitting on the opposite side that she sat on, and he began to dig in as she slowly ate, savoring the flavor.
"Do you wanna come with me for the day? Or, do you have other plans? I need to go visit my sister and my neice and nephew today, and I think they'd like you." her question caught him a bit off guard, and without thinking, he nodded.
She looked at him for a second, "Really? Thanks!" she said happily as she continued on what she was eating.
Kai had no clue what had made him say yes, but the fact that he would be just inches away from Rayne in a car or bus for any amount of time made his heart jump and the butterflies in his stomach go crazy. He'd never felt this emotion before, but he liked it. It was like he was jumping or something, but he wasn't moving, and yet his heart was racing.
They both finished in the same time proximity, and Rayne quickly and quietly cleaned the dishes. She stepped out of the kitchen, and found Kai sitting in the living room, waiting for her, " When are we gonna leave?" he asked her as he leaned forward in his seat.
Rayne looked at her watch, and glanced up at him, " Well, I'm sure that we both want to get changed out of these clothes, since we've been wearing them for a long time, now. So, if you want to go change, you can go to your apartment, but we need to be ready about noon." she said as she showed him her watch, which said the time was about 8:30 am.
Kai nodded before getting up, "So, should I come over here, or do you want to come and get me?" he asked as they both walked for the door.
Rayne stopped as they reached the door," Well, your door is on the way, so I'll come by and get you. K?" she said as she opened the door for him.
Kai nodded and walked out, turning to her, "Well, I'll see you today at noon." he said as she smiled at him, giving him a quick 'good-bye' before gently shutting the door of her apartment.
As Kai walked, he had alot of things on his mind, and every one of them had to do with Rayne. Why was she so nice to him? Why did she have Cat Woman's eyes? Why did her voice sound like Cat Woman's, but sweeter? Why was she so eager to get to know him? Would she accept him if she knew who he was? Why were the butterflies in his stomach fluttering like mad? Why was his heart racing ninety-to-nothing? And, what the hell was a 'Coyote'?!
Rayne walked slowly to her room, not noticing that she had almost stepped on her cat. The reason: She too, was thinking, and, what a coincidence, it was about Kai!
Why was he a bit edgy around her? Why did he have The Phoenix's eyes? Why did he have The Phoenix's voice? Would he accept her if he knew who she was? Was he The Phoenix in disquise? Why was she only thinking about him? Why didn't she notice that she'd just stepped on Black Magic's tail?! Why was she not paying a bit of attention to what she was doing or what she was running into or walking over?
A few hours later, Rayne quickly pulled a brush through her long hair, her hair wrap hanging limp in her mouth. She was dressed in a black tube top, black hip-hugger flare jeans, and black high-heeled leather boots. A black leather jacket that went to her ankles, and was lined on the inside with some sort of black and red fur. She quickly pulled her hair into it's wrap. She made sure her make-up was ok, looking in the mirror on her dresser and as soon as she was positive she looked fine, she snatched her purse from the table next to her bed, and pulled out the keys, " K, Night. I'll be back soon, Protect the house for me." and with that said, she walked out of the apartment and locked the door behind her. She walked down the walk-way, watching the numbers until she found Kai's room number.
She knocked on the door, and when there was no answer, she gently pushed it open, sticking her head inside to investigate. She silently walked inside, " Kai?" she yelled.
Her reply was a loud, " Oh, crap! I'm late!" as Kai came flying down the stair, his shirt barely buttoned and his hair half-way brushed.
She watched him for a second, before doubling over with a fit of giggles, " Ha..Kai, we're not late yet. It's only 11:35. You still have 25 minutes." she said with another wave of giggles and a smirk.
Soon after that, Kai was ready, and the two were walking to Rayne's car, talking to themselves. Kai gasped as he caught sight of her car.
It was a glittering black convertable-top Jaguar, that had a running Black Panther painted on the side. The panther had glittering golden eyes and it's fangs were barred as it 'ran' along the side of the car. Kai blinked, trying to bring himself out of his temporary stupor, " How did you get this car? It's incredible." he asked as Rayne unlocked the doors and he jumped in just as she sat down.
She smiled, " Got this a long time ago. Got 'er fixed up and got a custom paint job. It did cost a 'pretty penny' to get it done, though. But, it was worth it." she said as she pulled on her seatbelt, and Kai followed her example. She turned to him, holding out a pair of sunglasses, and she already had a pair on, " Here, ya might need these." she said as she set them in the palm of him hand.
She revved up the engine as the car started and Kai quickly put on the sunglasses. They stopped a few minutes later at a red light, and Kai noticed that the teen in the car next to Rayne's was sizing her up with lusty eyes, " Hey, babe. You got plans Saturday?" he asked her and Kai immediately wanted to wring his neck for making a move on her in his presense.
Rayne looked back at him, pulling her sunglasses down enough to let him glimpse her eyes, " Go flirt with your mirror, junior." she stated bluntly and smirked to herself as he just stared at her.
Kai continued to stare at her as the light turned green, and the two cars went their seperate ways, " I'm dying to know where that came from?" he asked her, amused by the other side of her attitude.
Rayne laughed, " Try having to beat the boys off you when you've been working all night and you just want to get paid and go home. You pick up a few new skills..and new words..." she said lightly as they turned a corner.
The two remained silent for the rest of the drive, and soon, Rayne pulled into the driveway of a small house. It was painted brick-red and a 66 Corvette was parked in the driveway. Rayne turned off the engine and pulled off her sunglasses, putting them in her peurse, along with Kai's.
They got out of the car and walked up to the door, " Oh, before I knock, you might want to move away from the door just a little." she said as she motioned where he should go.
He stared at her for a second after she'd knocked, and jumped slightly as the door was flung open, and two streaks, one black and the other white, came flying out of the house with a yell of, " AUNT KITTY!" and tackled Rayne with a fierce hug.
Rayne stumbled from the force of the hug, but laughed anyway," So, how have you two been?" she asked as she gently set the two of the down, and Kai got a good look at them.
The first had long white hair, which was pulled back into a braid, and was a girl. She had big silvery-blue eyes and skin that was a shade lighter than Rayne's. She wore a short-sleeved shirt and a small denim skirt with sandals.
The next, obviously a boy, had short black hair and large ruby eyes. His tan was the same tone as his sister's. He wore a dark green tank-top, khaki pants, and brown sandals.
The girl was the first to answer, " Gweat, Aunt Kitty. Momma got me a new Flute-thingie." she said proudly.
The boy was next, " Uh-huh! Daddy got me a baseball-thing." he stated proudly.
The thing that Kai had noticed, was that neither of them had yet to notice him, and he was patiently waiting for them to realize 'Aunt Kitty' wasn't the only person there.
Rayne smiled at him, then looked down at the two children, " Aunt Kitty brought a friend with her today. Turn around." she said as she walked over to join Kai.
The two turned around, and their eyes widened. They looked at Kai, then shot glances between themselves, then looked back at him, before turning into the doorway, and yelling at the top of their lungs, " Mommy, Aunt Kitty has a BOY with her!" and then they ran inside.
Rayne looked at Kai, then back to where her neice and nephew had just been, then she burst out laughing. She calmed herself a few minutes later, and gently lead Kai into the house.
Kai looked at Rayne for second, " Aunt Kitty?" he asked her with a smirk.
She blushed and smiled, " It's just their nickname for me becuase they can't say my name fully yet, and they think I look like a cat." she said with a small laugh.
"What's this I hear about Aunt Kitty having a boy with her?" came a voice, and a young woman, with dark amythest colored hair and glittering ruby eyes. She wore a sweater that had no sleeves and a black skirt. Her hair was pulled up into a bun, and her feet were bare.
Rayne smiled, but sweatdropped still, " Hey, Reena. This is my friend, Kai." she said to her older sister, motioning to Kai, who was looking around the house in awe.
Reena smirked, " Spenc, get down here, quick! Your sister-in-law has a boy with her!" she yelled up the stairs, and a tall young man with blonde hair came running down the staircase, nearly tripping over his own feet.
Spencer smiled at Rayne, and immediately embraced her, " Hey, Kitty. How've ya been?" he asked as he released her and walked over to Reena.
"Fine, Spenc. Oh, this is my friend, Kai." she said motioning to Kai, who bowed slightly to show respect.
()()()()()(A few hours later...)()()()()()()()
Kai stepped out of the car as they pulled into the parking lot at Coyote Ugly, both laughing, " Rayne, your neice, Sandy, is just hilarious. And, your nephew, Sam, is just almost as bad as his sister." he said as another wave of laughter flooded over the two.
They walked in, still laughing to themselves, and Rayne lead them to the bar. She handed her purse to Ray, and he set it under the bar as usual, " So, cuz. What's with the boy?!" he asked as he smirked at her and Kai blushed mildly.
Rayne rolled her eyes, " Honestly, is it such a crime to bring a friend to your job?" she asked, though she wasn't facing her cousin, but rather the ceiling.
Ray rolled his eyes, " Well, c'mon. You have a new number tonight. 'The Cellblock Tango', remember it?" he asked her as she sighed.
Rayne leaned over the bar, smiling at Kai, " You might not wanna lean on the bar for the next few minutes." she said with a nod.
Kai studied her inquisitively, " Why?" he asked curiously.
Rayne smirked mysteriously, " You'll see when the music starts." she said. And, a few minutes, the music started and Kai pushed himself up from leaning on the bar.
"And, now what you've all been waiting for! In TRUE Coyote Ugly tradition, the Coyotes are here to put on a show for you tonight!" yelled Ray as the girls hopped onto the bar. The music started off slow and quiet, but it got quicker and louder and more energetic as the song progressed, and the six girls on the bar kept up with the rhythym, while singing and doing complicated dance moves on the narrow bar.
[RAY]
And now the six merry Coyotes of Coyote Ugly in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"
[TANYA]
"Pop"
[TARYN]
"Six"
[JUNE]
"Squish"
[SASAMI]
"Uh uh"
[RAYNE]
"Cicero"
[SABRINA]
"Lipschitz!"
(4X)
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
[RAYNE]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[TANYA]
Pop
[TARYN]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[SASAMI]
Uh uh
[RAYNE]
Cicero
[SABRINA]
Lipschitz!
[TANYA (Spoken)]
"You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Darien.
Darien liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Darien layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a coke
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
POPPIN'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head."
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
[TANYA (Spoken)]
"I met Cal Suzaku from
Salt Lake City about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
[JUNE (Spoken)]
"Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been messin' with the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been messin' with the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[SASAMI (Spoken in Hungarian)]
"Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg..."
[RAYNE (Spoken)]
"Yeah, but did ya do it?"
[SASAMI]
"UH UH, not guilty!"
[RAYNE]
"My sister, Reena and
I did this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show
we're down at the hotel Cicero,
the three of us,havin' fun, havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Reena and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
[RAYNE]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[RAYNE]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[RAYNE]
They had it coming all along
[GIRLS]
They had it coming all along
[]RAYNE
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
She didn't do it
[RAYNE]
But if I'd done it
[GIRLS]
But if she'd done it
[RAYNE]
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[RAYNE]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[RAYNE]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[RAYNE]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They took a flower
[RAYNE]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[RAYNE]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[RAYNE]
But if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[SABRINA(Spoken)]
"I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruby,
Ginger,
Rosa and Indy.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[GROUP 1 (RAYNE, TARYN, TANYA)]
They had it comin'
[Group 2 (SABRINA, SASAMI, JUNE)]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
All along
[Group 2]
All along
[Group 1]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 2]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 1]
And they abused us
[Group 2]
And they abused us
[ALL]
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
[Group 1]
He had it coming
[Group 2]
He had it coming
[Group 1]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 2]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 1]
If you'd have been there
[Group 2]
If you'd have been there
[Group 1]
If you'd have seen it
[Group 2]
If you'd have seen it
[ALL]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[TANYA (Spoken)]
"You pop that gum one more time!"
[TARYN (spoken)]
"Single my ass."
[JUNE (Spoken)]
"Ten times!"
[SASAMI (Spoken)]
"Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe".
[RAYNE (Spoken)]
"Number seventeen-the spread eagle."
[SABRINA (Spoken)]
"Artistic differences."
[TANYA]
Pop
[TARYN]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[SASAMI]
Uh uh
[RAYNE]
Cicero
[SABRINA]
Lipschitz!
And, with that the song ended, and Kai just sat in his chair, wide-eyed. He hadn't expected the nice, mild-mannered Rayne to have a job that demanded this much...engergy, to say the least.
Kit: Ok, peeps what'cha think?
Tala: R & R!!
Kit: Good job Wolfie! Well, we gotta go! Bye!
