Breaking News

By: Narusegawa, Goth Chick, Dark Angel

"Breaking news, the world is coming to an end. Inuyasha is dancing ballet in a pink tutu with a head piece and shoes to match. Naraku is giving out candy and flowers to children with a smile. Sesshomaru is throwing a party for five year olds and is personally giving piggy back rides to everyone. Koga fiddled with a chemistry set and blew up half of Shikon Jeuda. Keade got drunk and opened a restaurant for fleas. Miroku stopped groping and started a butterfly collection. Sango put down her boomerang and turned into a seamstress. Kilala went fishing and got eaten by a giant shrimp. Shippo got himself sucked into a vacuum cleaner and found a lollipop, fell in love with it, married it and then ate it. Kikyo in love with a rock, took it to hell and the rock took over hell. Rin got a bucket stuck on her head and ran into a wall, a tree, a cliff . . . Jaken got drunk and ran around Shikon Jeuda naked. Toto-sei to grow his 'hair' to make sweaters for everyone. Myoga found a bean and got eaten by it. Kagome discovered gravity when she jumped off a cliff. And were in a hot tub and someone just 'let one rip'. This is Narusegawa, Goth Chick and Dark Angel saying a piece of sky just missed us."