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Chapter One
One Sunny Afternoon...
It was a warm peaceful afternoon in Sengoku Jidai as the Inu-group kneel around a large, plaid blanket. Drooling as they prepared to be fed, the silver-haired hanyou finally couldn't wait any longer...
"Hurry up, stupid wench! It's taking you forever to set things up!" he barked.
"Hey! It's not like you offered to help or anything! Maybe we'd be eating right now if you had lended me a hand but noo... you had to wait there drooling like an idiot!" Kagome retorted.
"What did you call me, wench!" InuYasha growled.
"I called you an idiot!" She said as she placed the last object down, "There, happy now! I'm too hungry to argue anymore, so let's just eat! Come on everybody, let's sit d-..."She was interrupted by a loud 'crash' and blushed as she turned her head slightly towards the hanyou to see what was wrong.
"You did that on purpose, didn't you!" yelled a dirt-covered, angry InuYasha as he grudgingly picked himself up from being slammed into the ground.
"N-no, it was an accident, promise!" Kagome said, waving her hands in front of her face as she slowly backed away from the furious InuYasha.
"Oh, stop it you two, let's just try to have a nice lunch, please?" Sango stretched the last word trying to stop the building argument.
"Yes, Kagome created a delightful meal for us, let's enjoy it," Miroku said, scooting closer to Sango as he reached out to help her up. His hand, of course, landed a little too low for Sango's liking, and before Miroku even noticed where his hand was, he saw a huge pale object glided flawlessly in his direction.
-WHACK!-
As soon as her Hiraikotsu came in contact with its target, Sango promptly yelled "Don't you DARE try that again, you PERVERT!" and headed towards the picnic blanket.
"Wha... eh, Lady Sango I didn't mean to..."
"Oh sure you didn't, Houshi-Sama"
After that, everything seemed to calm down enough for the meal to begin.
"Mmmm... It smells really great, 'Gome!" the little fox child said gleefully. Unable to keep away any longer, the little kitsune began stuffing himself with the deliciously prepared morsels. Shortly after him, the rest of the gang followed his lead.
"Ahhh...! I do believe you have outdone yourself this time, Kagome!" Miroku said, clearly stuffed to a maximum as he leaned against a tree, patting his stomach. In fact, that's what the rest were doing as well, leaning against trees, rubbing their midsections. When he finishing the statement, the sun came from behind a cloud and a light breeze flew through the forest.
"Wait just a minute... there is something missing, Kagome. I know it..." InuYasha said, picking himself up a crawling to the girl, who had her oversized backpack at her side. Just before he began his rummaging through her bag, a fiery Kagome stood up and looked down at his through glaring, barley open eyes, with her hands curled up into fists at her sides.
"Don't... you... dare... you... better hope... you're NOT... searching for... ramen." The angered girl said with a voice so deadly, InuYasha, if he had not his iron will, would have run away whimpering, his proverbial tail between his legs. He truly felt as though he had shrunken down to the same height of a blade of grass, fearfully, he lifted his frightened gaze upward to meet the death look of the young miko.
"B-b-but." was all that managed to escape his lips before...
"SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT! AND SINCE I'M FEELING JUST SOOOO GENEROUS TODAY, A BONUS SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
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Yeah...That's the first chapter... a bit of a cliffie too, huh? I'm sorry! I promise I'll post the next chapter right now! I love you people! Since I'm in London right now, I'm trying to find time to write more of this story, but omg, I can't! Like today for example, I didn't have time to do anything! Very sorry! I'll try to, when I get some time off sightseeing.
Ash
