Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
Summary: See previous chapter.
Part Two - Harry Potter
Pure and Mudblood, Silver and Brown,
Will in no way bring the Darkness down.
From Draco/Hermione you should hide,
Especially if Voldie is along for the ride.
If they are well written, Slash fics are a go,
But Crabbe/Goyle stories just don't make the show.
Harry and Ron is brotherly love way off track,
As is James or Remus paired with Sirius Black.
'Opposites Attract' rarely goes wrong,
Especially when it's Hermione and Ron.
Harry and Ginny, well, let's wait and see,
But still it's a toss-up between 'read it' and 'flee'.
He may beat Voldemort, and Seek in the sky,
But Harry's just as mortal as you or I.
He isn't a god, or from another dimention.
And his several-great-ancestors shouldn't cause tension.
The Dursleys are jerks, no mouths agape,
But never so bad that he gets rescued by Snape.
There's Good and there's Bad and areas of Grey,
But please! No self-insert fan girls saving the day!
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A/N - Can people review and tell me what they think?
Also, does anyone have a suggestion for any other fandom that needs to be mocked?
Thanks, Nathalia
