Chapter 7 – The Droid Factory
In the Chancellor office, the politicians and Jedi were having a discussion about the new situation.
"Uh, so what should we do?" asked Lem Sportsinterviews.
"I dornk this hula hoods uber. Weneeder sausage," mumbled Senor Cardgage.
"No, it's not over! The Senate will never approve of the use of clones before the separatists attack!" argued the Prince of Town, who was good in arguing.
"This is a crisis! The Senate must vote the Chancellor emergency powers! He could then approve the use of the clones!" exclaimed Lem Sportsinterviews.
"Shut up vord," mumbled Senor Cardgage.
"But what senator would do something to give me emergency powers? All Senators but Marzipan suck, and I'm the Chancellor, so I don't count," said Homeschool.
"If only Senator Marzipan was here," said Lem Sportsinterviews.
Just then, everybody in the room glared at Reynold, who was nervous at being stared at like that.
"I wish I was home in Naboo in the Cheat Commandos Underwater Playset," thought Reynold.
In Geonosis, Zee-Gee-Oh went to Strong Bad's prison cell guarded by two Fhqwhgads. Strong Bad was floating over a platform, restrained by some blue electric rope.
"Traitor, uncool guy, dork, you dated your mother!" said Strong Bad.
"How did you know? Anyway, this is a big mistake, a terrible mistake! I'll have them free you in no time, maybe!" said Zee-Gee-Oh.
"Well, that's kind of you, since I have work to do," replied Strong Bad.
"So, what is a Jedi Knight like you doing here in Geonosis?" asked Zee-Gee-Oh.
"I've been tracking down a bounty hunter named Stinkoman. Know him?"
"There are no bounty hunters here that I'm aware of. Fhqwhgads don't trust them."
"Who can blame them? In fact, people feel sorry for them for some reason. I do. Anyway, the bounty hunter is here," said Strong Bad.
"Too bad we never met before. Coach Z spoke highly of you. I wish he was still alive. I could use his help right now," said Zee-Gee-Oh.
"Coach Z would never join you," retorted Strong Bad.
"But, my young Jedi…" began Zee-Gee-Oh.
"Don't say that! That's embarrassing! I'm already a master of a stupid apprentice!" interrupted Strong Bad.
"Anyway, if you do remember, Coach Z was my apprentice, just like you were his, and your stupid apprentice is yours," explained Zee-Gee-Oh, "He knew all about the corruption of the Senate and the truth."
"The truth?" asked Strong Bad.
"The truth. What if I told you the Republic was now under control of the Dark Lord of the Sith?" asked Zee-Gee-Oh.
"Well, that would suck, except the Jedi would know if the Sith do," replied Strong Bad.
"The Dark Side of the Force has clouded their vision, my young J… Strong Bad. Hundreds of Senators are now in the influence of a Sith Lord named Darth Sidious," explained Zee-Gee-Oh.
"I don't think so."
"One episode ago, the Viceroy of the Trade Federation was in the league of Darth Sidious. But he was betrayed by the Dark Lord. He came to me for help. He told me everything. But overall, if you join me, together, we will destroy the Sith," explained Zee-Gee-Oh.
"I'll never join you, Zee-Gee-Dork," replied Strong Bad.
As Zee-Gee-Oh was leaving, he said to Strong Bad, "Then you won't be released, and I think you'll be killed in execution, so, bye."
"Maybe I should have joined him," muttered Strong Bad as Zee-Gee-Oh left.
In the Chamber of the Galactic Senate, Strong Mad was guided to where Pom-Pom was by an employee droid who used polite words to avoid being pummeled physically, Forced by Strong Mad, or being a victim of Strong Mad's lightsaber. Pom-Pom was on a ledge, watching the Senate discuss the events and giving emergency powers to the Senate.
"Senators, fellow delegates, whatever that means," said Reynold, "In response to the direct threat to the Republic, I propose that the Senate give immediately emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor."
This caused all Senators to cheer for Reynold, chanting "REYNOLD! REYNOLD! REYNOLD!" over and over again until Lem Sportsinterviews made them shut up with a big old, "SHUT UP!"
Then Homeschool stood up and made a speech, "It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy... I love the Republic, I guess. But I am mild by nature, and I do not desire to see the destruction of democracy. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated, I promise you. And as my first act with this new authority, I will create a grand army of the Republic to counter the increasing threats of the separatists, maybe!"
This caused the Senators to cheer. Meanwhile, Pom-Pom and Strong Mad had a discussion.
"WE'RE GOING TO WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" shouted Strong Mad as he raised a fist.
"Go to Kamino, I will, to see this clone army," Pom-Pom bubbled.
"JEDI'S GOING TO WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" shouted Strong Mad as he raised his other fist.
"Stop you can now," Pom-Pom bubbled.
"WE'RE STILL GOING TO WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" shouted Strong Mad as he jumped up and down until he fell on his face.
In Geonosis, the Nubian ship flew towards some rock formations and steam coming out of the ground.
"See those columns of steams right up ahead?" asked Marzipan.
"Evewy one can, and it looks ugly hewe," remarked Homestar.
"Yeah, well, I think they're exhaust vents of some type," said Marzipan.
"Okay! Let's go in thewe!" decided Homestar, who was flying the Nubian ship.
The Nubian ship went in the hole where the steam came from and landed on a metal platform. Marzipan and Homestar got ready to leave.
"Look, whatever happens there, follow my lead, since you might destroy some stuff and get us caught. I don't want to get into a war here. I'm trying to find a diplomatic solution, since I'm a Senator," explained Marzipan.
"Uh, I don't know what that means, but let's just go," said Homestar as they left the ship.
Meanwhile, Homsar and Strong Sad had a little conversation.
"We will save the dirt!" shouted Homsar.
"Uh, Homsar, I don't think they want us to come with them at all. Especially if it's too dangerous for us, or at least me," explained Strong Sad.
Meanwhile, Homestar and Marzipan had a metal door open for them. Then they went in the corridor.
"Ice and cherries can't think about juveniles," shouted Homsar.
"Well, I don't think you can do all the thinking. And besides, I understand humans, and they didn't want us to go, or maybe just me," explained Strong Sad.
"Ice cream eats timing raspberries!" shouted Homsar.
"You doubt me? I am a master in poetry! Don't doubt me!" retorted Strong Sad.
"Jeopardy is in trivial panties!" cried out Homsar.
"What? I don't know, but I meant I'm in charge here!" replied Strong Sad.
"Bye-d-bye!" cried out Homsar as he left.
"Wait? Where are you going? Don't you have any sense? Ugh, maybe I should… oh idiot!" shouted Strong Sad as he followed Homsar, who followed Homestar and Marzipan.
Homestar and Marzipan were walking down the corridor, trying their best to look for Strong Bad.
"Stwong Bad? Stwong Bad? Stwong Bad?" shouted Homestar.
"Homestar, Strong Bad's captured by Zee-Gee-Oh," said Marzipan.
"Oh, wight, Zee-Gee-Oh? Zee-Gee-Oh? Zee-Gee-Oh?" shouted Homestar.
"And don't give us away!" shouted Marzipan.
Suddenly, the walls looked like they began to move. The two heard quacking from the walls.
"Wait…" said Homestar as they stopped walking.
Suddenly, the Fhqwhgads attacked. Homestar ignited his lightsaber and started attacking the Fhqwhgads.
"Someone get these fweakin' ducks away fwom me!" exclaimed Homestar, "Oh wait, I'm supposed to do that."
Strong Sad and Homsar were surprised to see the Fhqwhgads, but the Fhqwhgads didn't harm the two.
"Whoa! I'm spared. This must be a preparation for my ultimate doom," said Strong Sad.
Homestar and Marzipan ran to the end of the corridor and to a short walkway in the droid factory. The walkway was over a large crevice. As a door behind them closed, the walkway retracted into the wall. Homestar hung onto the door, but Marzipan fell off and landed on a droid factory conveyor belt.
"Mawzipan!" shouted Homestar as he jumped onto the conveyor belt and killed two more Fhqwhgads with his lightsaber.
Marzipan saw machines stamping down on raw material of droids on the conveyor belt. Trusting the pattern of the machines' movement, Marzipan ran under the machines without getting crushed. Homestar followed, attacking Fhqwhgads and machinery with his lightsaber.
Meanwhile, Strong Sad and Homsar reached the droid factory.
"Oh my. Machines are making machines. That's… ugly," said Strong Sad as Homsar nearly pushed him off, "Homsar! Don't push me off!" Then Homsar pushed him off.
Then Homsar used his new jet shoes to fly around the factory. As for Strong Sad, he was hanging onto a Chorch's (the flying enemies with claws from the game Stinkoman 20X6) claw.
"This is a nightmare much worse than the other ones! For this is real!" exclaimed Strong Sad before theChorch picked up Strong Sad and placed him on a conveyor belt, "I want to go home, even though my owners don't like me!"
Homestar was attacking Fhqwhgads using his lightsaber and using the Force to pull objects into Fhqwhgads, like droid parts and machines, doing little damage to the factory, unfortunately. Some Fhqwhgads used bazookas against Homestar. As for Marzipan, she got pushed by a Fhqwhgads into a large empty vat moving down an assembly line where molten metal is poured into the vats. Homsar flew towards Marzipan.
As for Strong Sad, he was walking down the conveyor belt.
"I wonder where Homsar is. Probably getting into trouble," said Strong Sad when a machine lobbed Strong Sad's head off (SPECIAL EFFECTS USED! NO BLOODSHED! IMAGINE STRONG SAD'S HEADLESS BODY THE ONE FROM THE EMAIL VIRUS. BOTH BODY PARTS ARE STILL ACTIVE.). The head landed in a line of battle droid heads, which was put on a battle droid.
"This is so frustrating!" exclaimed Strong Sad, "And confusing, and painful!"
Strong Sad's body stumbled into a line of battle droid bodies, so a battle droid head was placed on Strong Sad's body.
"Oh crap, this body's pathetic," said the battle droid with Strong Sad's body.
Homestar jumped onto another conveyor belt and continued fighting Fhqwhgads. Suddenly, a piece of machinery pushed him down onto the belt and a molding device locked Homestar's lightsaber and where Homestar's arm should be, but Homestar was stuck for obliviousness.
Marzipan tried to climb out of the empty vat, but she couldn't. The vat two vats from her was filled with molten metal. Homsar landed on a platform with a computer port. Shouting at the computer port (AaAaAaAaAaAaA), he made the machinery pouring molten metal not pour molten metal into Marzipan's vat, saving her life. Then he made the vat pour Marzipan out onto a circular platform.
After dodging several stamping machinery and slicing machinery, Homestar realized he wasn't trapped at all, so he got out, but saw his lightsaber was sliced in half, as he tried to ignite his lightsaber.
"Oh cwap! Stwong Bad's going to kill me fow this, again!" exclaimed Homestar.
Marzipan was surrounded by several of the Fhqwhgads, armed with bazookas. For Homestar, five droidekas and Stinkoman (armored) arrived and pointed their weapons at Homestar.
"DON'T MOVE an INCH, Jedi! Take him away!" ordered Stinkoman as the droidekas moved towards the vulnerable Homestar.
