ASOUS Outtakes- Or, If PK and GDP Got Their Way

A/N: Here's another outtake! Brought to you by mine, PK's, and GDP's good friend Lily!

PK13: Who is known as TiNaBoBiNa17 on this site.

GDP: When are you getting that damn sequel out, SD?

SD27: It's coming! I edited the prologue, and chappie one still needs some work! THEN it should be ready for posting.

PK13: Then get to work on it!

GDP: Woohoo! 2 days until ACEN!

SD27: Yeah- me and GDP are gonna go to the ACEN convention in Rosemont, Illinois on Sunday! It's gonna be our first convention! Yayness!

PK13: I'm not going… (cries)

DISCLAIMER: we don't own, you don't sue.


Outtake #3- Why You Don't Sneak Up Behind a Girl and Her Boyfriend (by TiNaBoBiNa17)

"SD snuck behind their good friend Lily, and scared the crap out of her as she was saying goodbye to her boyfriend, Kyle. Only this time, SD was smart enough not to poke the girl while Lily was in a lip lock with her boyfriend. Let's just say SD was lucky to come out of that one with her limbs attached…"

- Chapter 9, ASOUS.


Flashback- 1 month earlier…

SD and PK walked to the pool like they did every other day. Even though they didn't have to take the class, as they had taken it in summer school, the building was low on lifeguards and the pair were 'recruited' to do the job by both the administration and their parental units.

As the girls approached the chlorine-scented hallway, they caught sight of their good friend, Lily, heavily kissing her boyfriend, Kyle.

"Oh man…" sighed SD, "I swear to Ra, someday Lily won't be able to talk on account of her having such a swelled up tongue from Kyle!"

PK wrinkled her nose, "Eww…"

"I know. Let's… just have a little fun with this, now shall we?"

PK clapped her hands together and adopted a smirk, "Ooh, what'll we do?"

"Watch and learn, my friend, watch and learn."

SD's grin turned evil, and she motioned for PK to follow her quietly. The two approached the couple as they continued to exchange saliva, oblivious to the two's presence. As SD and PK got closer, they could hear the two murmuring…

"I love you so much…"

"No, I love YOU so much…"

"Oh Ra…I think I'm gonna puke."


PK ran towards the locker room, her hand over her mouth. She came back just in time to hear Lily screeching at the shorter blonde girl.

"SD YOU MORONIC B----!" Lily cried.

The enraged girl tried to hit SD as she advanced towards her, but SD was quick enough to dodge and kick her in the shins.

"OW! JESUS, SD…"

Lily glared at her before yelling out, "PEEPS!"

"Ugh…" SD moaned and doubled over at the mentioning of the EVIL marshmallow food, "You…b----…"

Lily smirked down at SD, "Right back at-cha, hon. Don't you dare scare me the crap outta me when I'm saying bye to Kyle! Because you'll have me to deal with, seeing as he doesn't hit women…"

The two began a glaring contest while PK just looked on at the two in amusement. Lily reached over and squeezed SD- she was going through one of her random mood swings.

"I still love ya dearly, not queerly, though." she said as SD gave PK a "help me" look.

PK just smiled and shook her head at the two as they came over.

"You two are so lucky you don't have to take Pool…" Lily sighed.

"It's called summer school, Lilz. Y'know- where you've been going every year since first grade?" SD teased.

"…Hey!"


A/N: Well, yet another outtake. And now, we present to you…. The review replies!

PK13: Woohoo…

GDP: Yayness…

SD27: Ugh- you guys need caffeine! I'll go get some coffee!

GDP/PK13: NO!


Reviewer Replies-

Thanks much to the following…

Black Spell

XxMidnightRosesxX

Jasmine Reinier

AnmarRanma

TiNaBoBiNa17

Baka Basher

Oralindie

PK13: 'Til next time!

Ja ne, minna!

SD27, PK13, and GDP