This is the second to last chapter. This is where Anakin gets his armchopped off, but here, since Homestar doesn't have any arms, hilarity will ensue. So, enjoy. And no, this is not the chapter with Yoda (Pom Pom) fighting Count Dooku (Zee-Gee-Oh).

Chapter 10 – The End of the Clone Wars?

The Clones and droids were fighting with blasters and large accessories that had dangerous weapons. In the Command Center, Pom-Pom arrived.

"Master Pom-Pom, all forward positions are advancing," said a Clone Commander.

"Good, very good," Pom-Pom bubbled.

The Clones' laser began to fire on the Trade Federation circular starships.

"Concentrate all your fire on the nearest starship," ordered Pom-Pom.

"Yes, sir," replied the Clone Commander.

Then the laser fired at the nearest Trade Federation starship, and eventually made it fall down on the ground, blow up, and make the arena all dusty while the droids and clones kept fighting with blasters.


In the Geonosian Command Center, the people in there talked again.

"THIS BATTLE SUCKS!" screeched Blue Laser.

"Order a retreat. I am sending all my warriors deep into the catacombs to hide," ordered Fhqwhgads the Lesser.

"Let's go back to our ships while retreating, sir," said the minion.

"THAT WAS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY! LET'S GO BACK TO OUR SHIPS AND RETREAT!" screeched Blue Laser.

"I'm going to Coruscant to meet with my master," said Zee-Gee-Oh.

Then Fhqwhgads the Lesser gave Zee-Gee-Oh the schematics for the Death Star of Episode 4. The schematics were downloaded into a circular cartridge.

"The Jedi must not find our designs for the ultimate weapon. If they have any idea what we're planning to create, we're doomed, not that we're doomed anyway," said Fhqwhgads the Lesser.

"I'll take the designs with me. They'll be much safer with my master," replied Zee-Gee-Oh as he took the cartridge with the downloaded schematics.


So Blue Laser and his minion went into a ship and flew away like cowards from the war-raging Geonosis. Zee-Gee-Oh rode a speeder and sped through the Geonosian desert.

Homestar, Marzipan, and Strong Bad were still in their Clone ship, flying above a battle between the clones and the droids. Then Strong Bad saw Zee-Gee-Oh.

"Hey idiots, look over there!" said Strong Bad as he pointed his boxing glove at Zee-Gee-Oh on his speeder.

"It's Zee-Gee-Oh! Let's shoot him down and kill him!" said Homestar.

"We're out of ammo for all of our weapons, sir," replied the Clone pilot.

"What? Oh, perfect, you just run out of ammo when we need it the most, when we need to blast Zee-Gee-Oh into smithereens! What kind of army are you?" complained Strong Bad.

"An un-resourceful one," replied a Clone trooper.

"Well, we're doing the best we can!" retorted the pilot.

"No you're not," said Strong Bad.

"Are too."

"No you're not."

"Are too."

"No you're not."

"Are too."

"No you're not."

"Are too."

"Uh, just follow that fweakin' speedew," ordered Homestar.

"We need some help," said Marzipan.

"There's no time, for then he would fly away from this stupid planet! I thought you were the brains of us, besides me! I'm smart," replied Strong Bad, "Homestar and I will take care of him."

Then Zee-Gee-Oh pressed some buttons on his speeder to make the two probe droids flying behind him fly to the Clone ship following Zee-Gee-Oh. Then the two probe droids began shooting purple lasers at the ship. One of the lasers struck the ship, making it shake violently and make Marzipan and a Clone trooper tumble out.

"Mawzipan!" shouted Homestar as he saw Marzipan hit the sand below, "Put the stupid ship down!"

"No, stupid! Don't get your personal feelings or your lack of intelligence get in the way!" shouted Strong Bad before saying to the pilot "Follow that speeder."

So the Clone ship continued chasing Zee-Gee-Oh's speeder with the two droids shooting at the ship.

"Lowew the ship!" ordered Homestar.

"Homestar, even though I don't say this often, I need you! I can't take on Zee-Gee-Oh alone! If we catch him, we can end this stupid war! We have a job to do!" shouted Strong Bad.

"So what? Then thewe's no mowe stowy fow Episode Thwee. Put the ship down!" ordered Homestar.

"You'll be expelled from the Jedi Order!" shouted Strong Bad.

"Whoa! You can? I don't cawe!" replied Homestar.

"Come to your senses, if you have any! If Marzipan was you, and thankfully she's not, what would she do?" asked Strong Bad.

"Uh, go and save me in the sand if I was Mawzipan?" asked Homestar.

"Close enough, but, let's just do our duty," replied Strong Bad.


In the Command Center, Pom-Pom sensed what happened back at the Clone ship with Marzipan, Strong Bad, and Homestar.

"The droid army is in full retreat," reported the Clone Commander.

"Well done Commander. Bring me a ship," ordered Pom-Pom.


Zee-Gee-Oh reached his destination, a hangar in a rock tower. As Zee-Gee-Oh ran inside, Homestar and Strong Bad arrived, jumped off the Clone ship just before it was finally destroyed by the two droids, and ran inside with their lightsabers ignited while Zee-Gee-Oh approached his Interstellar Sail Ship.

"You'we going to pay fow all the dwoids…" began Homestar.

"Jedi," corrected Strong Bad.

"Wight, wight, let me stawt ovew. You'we going to pay fow all the dwoids you killed today, cweepy man," said Homestar.

"That last part is good enough," Strong Bad said to Homestar, "Now let's take him on together."

"No, I'm too cool fow that," replied Homestar as he ran to Zee-Gee-Oh with his lightsaber raised.

"NO!" shouted Strong Bad.

Suddenly, Zee-Gee-Oh shot Force lightning from his hand at Homestar, electrifying him and later hurled him into a wall.

"Wow, that was fun," said Homestar dizzily, "Let's do that again! Pie man centwal."

Then Zee-Gee-Oh moved towards Strong Bad.

"As you can see, my Jedi powers are far more beyond yours," said Zee-Gee-Oh before shooting Force lightning at Strong Bad.

Using his lightsaber, Strong Bad deflected the lightning.

"I don't think so, loser," replied Strong Bad.

Then Zee-Gee-Oh ignited his red lightsaber. Then they began fighting each other, deflecting each other's lightsabers. Strong Bad was trying as hard as he could, but Zee-Gee-Oh didn't need any effort at all. After all, he was a Jedi Master, unfortunately.

"Master Strong Bad, you disappoint me. Pom-Pom holds you in such high esteem," taunted Zee-Gee-Oh.

Then Strong Bad tried to strike Zee-Gee-Oh, but Zee-Gee-Oh deflected more shots from Strong Bad.

"Surely, you can do better than that!" taunted Zee-Gee-Oh.

Then they began to fight each other again. Zee-Gee-Oh was still better than Strong Bad, for he blocked all of Strong Bad's blows and nearly chopped Strong Bad's head off if he didn't duck. Suddenly, Zee-Gee-Oh struck Strong Bad in the shoulder and thigh with his lightsaber to make him fall and let go of his lightsaber.

Then Zee-Gee-Oh went to Strong Bad to do the death blow.

"Well, this fight was worse than the one in Episode 1," remarked Strong Bad, "Come on Dark Side, help me out a little bit."

Suddenly, Homestar, with his lightsaber ignited, jumped to the scene and blocked Zee-Gee-Oh's lightsaber.

"Foolish of you, I thought you learned your lesson," said Zee-Gee-Oh as Strong Bad used the Force to pull his lightsaber towards him.

"I don't think I leawned a lot," replied Homestar.

"Hey Homestar! Take this!" shouted Strong Bad as he threw his lightsaber at Homestar using the Force, who caught it.


In the desert, Marzipan got up while a Clone trooper came to her.

"Are you all right?" asked the trooper.

"Yes," replied Marzipan.

"Let's take you to the Forward Command Center," said the trooper.

"No. Gather the rest of your troops. We have to go to that speeder and catch Zee-Gee-Oh! Hurry!" ordered Marzipan.

"All right, no use arguing against you," replied the trooper, walking away.


Back in the hangar, Homestar was fighting Zee-Gee-Oh with two lightsabers.

"Come on, boy. You're too good to fight me with two lightsabers," said Zee-Gee-Oh.

"You'we wight! I'll only fight with one!" replied Homestar as he threw Strong Bad's lightsaber away into the sand outside the hangar.

"You (grumble, grumble) idiot," muttered Strong Bad.

Then Homestar fought with his blue-bladed lightsaber against Zee-Gee-Oh. He sliced a power wire to make almost all lights go out in the hangar.

"What the crap did you do that for?" asked Zee-Gee-Oh.

"I don't know. Change of pace," replied Homestar.

Then Zee-Gee-Oh and Homestar continued fighting while twirling their lightsabers to be intimidating and to see in the dark.

"You're pretty good with a lightsaber," remarked Zee-Gee-Oh.

"Thanks!" replied Homestar.

Suddenly, Zee-Gee-Oh made a downward slash. Homestar moved to the left, but suddenly, he crouched in pain.

"Ouch! My awm! You cut off my fweakin' awm!" exclaimed Homestar.

"What arm? You don't have a frakin' arm!" replied Zee-Gee-Oh.

"Oh? It's a miwacle!" exclaimed Hoemstar.

Suddenly, Zee-Gee-Oh used the Force to throw Homestar onto Strong Bad.

"Okay stupid, get your 100 pound body off of me, get your lightsaber, and continue battling Zee-Gee-Oh," ordered Strong Bad with difficulty to speak with Homestar on him.

"No way, I'm too tiwed," replied Homestar.

"I wish I wasn't required to listen to Coach Z when he died," muttered Strong Bad.