A/N: Sing to the tune of "Accidentially in Love" by the Counting Crows (featured in Shrek 2). Ron, Hermione, George, and all Harry Potter-related material (c) Jo Rowling. Lyrics (c) Counting Crows, reworked lyrics (c) Sarah Crewe. I do not own Harry Potter, sadly! Please Review! Thank you so much!


Accidentially in Love With Hermione

Lee Jordan

George asks: What's the problem, Ronnykins?

Ron

Don't got a problem, Er, Um... yeah,

Well, maybe I'm in love.

George

Love?

Ron

I wanna kiss her

Every time I think about her -

Can't stop thinkin' 'bout her!

Got a candy that'll maybe cure this?

George - spoken

Well, our Skiving Snackboxes serve you very well to get out of class if you want to go make-out with her.

Ron - spoken

Shut up.

Ron

Gotta cure it 'cos I can't ignore Hermione

Talking 'bout her stupid cat who's

Chasing after my rat,

Making me mad, OH!

Lee Jordan - spoken

Poor Ronnykins is mad.

George - spoken

How terribly sad!

Lee Jordan - spoken

Dude, that rhymed. We should go into rap or something. Harry was talking about Dudley's music the other day, and this rap stuff is all this muggle rhyming. It's sad, but we could do it.

George - rapping

I tried to get a toilet seat

Then Mum said I was dead meat

Ron - spoken

Wow. Alright. Let me get on with the song, ok?

Ron

Come on, come on

I gotta 'swish-and-flick' now

Come on, come on,

I love her 'cos she showed me how

Lee Jordan

Come on, come on,

I doubt she loves you, Ron Weasley...

Ron - spoken

Lee and George, stop interrupting my song!

Ron

Here we go there's this new girl, Fleur D'cor

She's really pretty and she's French, you gotta hand it to her

George - spoken

Yeah, she was kind-of hot.

Ron

She's got me by the cape-end

Making me dead-end

Then it's too late, oh

Hermione, she leaves me for some other guy

He's a quidditch player and her date

for Yule Ball...

And when she writes to Vicktor I know I'm alone, Oh, no

Come on, come on

I saved you from that troll

Come on, come on,

You've got me on a roll

Come on, come on,

You are everything I wanted - oh

Come on, come on

I'm belching slugs for you

Come on, come on

You gotta see me through

come on, come on

We'll be once upon a time in Love...

I'm accidentially in love.

Accidentially in love

Accidentially in love (X7)

Accidentially!

I'm in love, I'm in love

I'm in love, I'm in love (X2)

Come on, come on

I loved it when you kissed me!

Come on, come on

I wanna know you missed me!

Come on, come on,

Settle down inside my love...

I'm in love.


Spoken comments

Lee Jordan

That is just sick.

George

Well, then. Hermione, where are you?

Ron

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!