A/N: Sing to the tune of "Accidentially in Love" by the Counting Crows (featured in Shrek 2). Ron, Hermione, George, and all Harry Potter-related material (c) Jo Rowling. Lyrics (c) Counting Crows, reworked lyrics (c) Sarah Crewe. I do not own Harry Potter, sadly! Please Review! Thank you so much!
Accidentially in Love With Hermione
Lee Jordan
George asks: What's the problem, Ronnykins?
Ron
Don't got a problem, Er, Um... yeah,
Well, maybe I'm in love.
George
Love?
Ron
I wanna kiss her
Every time I think about her -
Can't stop thinkin' 'bout her!
Got a candy that'll maybe cure this?
George - spoken
Well, our Skiving Snackboxes serve you very well to get out of class if you want to go make-out with her.
Ron - spoken
Shut up.
Ron
Gotta cure it 'cos I can't ignore Hermione
Talking 'bout her stupid cat who's
Chasing after my rat,
Making me mad, OH!
Lee Jordan - spoken
Poor Ronnykins is mad.
George - spoken
How terribly sad!
Lee Jordan - spoken
Dude, that rhymed. We should go into rap or something. Harry was talking about Dudley's music the other day, and this rap stuff is all this muggle rhyming. It's sad, but we could do it.
George - rapping
I tried to get a toilet seat
Then Mum said I was dead meat
Ron - spoken
Wow. Alright. Let me get on with the song, ok?
Ron
Come on, come on
I gotta 'swish-and-flick' now
Come on, come on,
I love her 'cos she showed me how
Lee Jordan
Come on, come on,
I doubt she loves you, Ron Weasley...
Ron - spoken
Lee and George, stop interrupting my song!
Ron
Here we go there's this new girl, Fleur D'cor
She's really pretty and she's French, you gotta hand it to her
George - spoken
Yeah, she was kind-of hot.
Ron
She's got me by the cape-end
Making me dead-end
Then it's too late, oh
Hermione, she leaves me for some other guy
He's a quidditch player and her date
for Yule Ball...
And when she writes to Vicktor I know I'm alone, Oh, no
Come on, come on
I saved you from that troll
Come on, come on,
You've got me on a roll
Come on, come on,
You are everything I wanted - oh
Come on, come on
I'm belching slugs for you
Come on, come on
You gotta see me through
come on, come on
We'll be once upon a time in Love...
I'm accidentially in love.
Accidentially in love
Accidentially in love (X7)
Accidentially!
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love (X2)
Come on, come on
I loved it when you kissed me!
Come on, come on
I wanna know you missed me!
Come on, come on,
Settle down inside my love...
I'm in love.
Spoken comments
Lee Jordan
That is just sick.
George
Well, then. Hermione, where are you?
Ron
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
