Well, here it is, the last chapter of this story. Thank you all to the reviewers, especially Time Traveling Echidna, who reviewed every chapter of this story. Kudos for you. Anyway, this is the chapter with the famous (or maybe not) fight between Yoda and Count Dooku, only for here, it's Pom Pom and Zee-Gee-Oh. And if you played level 5 in Stinkoman 20X6 in the Homestar Runner website, you'll see that my reasons for making Zee-Gee-Oh (20X6 Coach Z) a villain are supported.

One more thing. Episode III is coming soon to fan fiction . net and in theaters everywhere.And now, the last chapter:


Chapter 11 – This is Just the Beginning

Zee-Gee-Oh was deciding whether to leave right now or kill both Homestar and Strong Bad before leaving. Suddenly, he heard bouncing, so Zee-Gee-Oh couldn't go, yet. Then Pom-Pom arrived.

"Master Pom-Pom," said Zee-Gee-Oh.

"Zee-Gee-Oh," Pom-Pom bubbled.

"You have messed with our plans for the last time," said Zee-Gee-Oh.

Zee-Gee-Oh used the Force to make a piece of rock from the rock wall fly into Pom-Pom. The rock simply bounced off of Pom-Pom's body with no harmful effect. Then Zee-Gee-Oh used the Force to make machinery attached to the rock wall fly into Pom-Pom. Again, it bounced off his rubbery body. So, Zee-Gee-Oh made rocks fall from the rocky ceiling. This time, Pom-Pom used the Force to throw them away.

"Powerful you have become, maybe, Zee-Gee-Oh. The dark side I sense in you," Pom-Pom bubbled.

"I have become more powerful than any Jedi," said Zee-Gee-Oh as he shot Force lightning at Pom-Pom, "Even you."

Pom-Pom reflected the shot by using the Force and his right flipper-hand back at Zee-Gee-Oh. Zee-Gee-Oh deflected the shot at the ceiling. Then Zee-Gee-Oh shot lightning at Pom-Pom again, who absorbed the shot with his rubbery body.

"Much to learn, you still have, and suck, you do," Pom-Pom bubbled.

"It is obvious this contest will not be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with a lightsaber," said Zee-Gee-Oh as he ignited his lightsaber.

From his rubbery body where he kept his Pom Pilot, cell phone, and wallet, Pom-Pom used the Force to retrieve his lightsaber from his body. Then he ignited his green-bladed lightsaber.

Then the two jumped toward each other and began their fight: Master of the Jedi vs. Former Jedi Master. Zee-Gee-Oh had to use his greatest tactics to deflect a single shot from Pom-Pom, let alone the fury Pom-Pom was releasing, using the lightsaber with great agility. Pom-Pom's lightsaber was like a blur of green light. So, Zee-Gee-Oh had to back flip out of the way and charge at Pom-Pom, but Pom-Pom used his flipper-arms to beat the ever-loving crap out of Zee-Gee-Oh, sending Zee-Gee-Oh into a wall.

Then they used their lightsabers again. Pom-Pom spun around while using his lightsaber, and Zee-Gee-Oh had to hang onto his lightsaber for dear life in order to use it to deflect the furious shots from Pom-Pom. Then Pom-Pom's and Zee-Gee-Oh's lightsabers crossed as they both were fatigued and had to stop. It was a miracle that Zee-Gee-Oh survived, which is not a good thing to the good guys and the Republic.

"Fought well you have, my Planet K Padawan," Pom-Pom bubbled.

"This is just the beginning," replied Zee-Gee-Oh.

Using the Force, Zee-Gee-Oh made a huge metallic pillar fall towards Homestar and Strong Bad. Using the Force, Pom-Pom lifted the pillar and set it next to Homestar and Strong Bad. At the same time, Zee-Gee-Oh fled to his ship. Then the ship flew away from the exhausted Jedi.

"Why didn't you just throw that stupid pillar at that ship?" asked Strong Bad.

"Hey, all Jedis have limits, like you," Pom-Pom bubbled without talking like Yoda.

Outside the hangar, Marzipan and the Clones saw the ship.

"Fire at the ship!" ordered Marzipan as they used their blasters on the ship. All of them missed, "What kind of soldiers are you? Can you actually save the Republic?" asked Marzipan angrily.

"Hey, all blaster-users have limits, like you," said one Clone trooper.

Soon, the Interstellar Sail Ship flew away from the war-exhausted planet of Geonosis, past the asteroid field and Trade Federation ships in space, and towards somewhere.

Meanwhile in Geonosis, Marzipan was still arguing with the Clone troopers.

"Who taught you to shoot? How do you expect to win any war?" continued Marzipan.

"Sorry, broom," replied a clone trooper, who Marzipan slapped, making him fall into the sand.

So after some reasoning, Marzipan and the rest of the Clones went inside the hangar towards the Jedi.

"Homestar!" said Marzipan as Homestar finally stood up and helped Strong Bad up. Then Strong Bad punched Homestar in the face with his boxing glove attached to the arm not hurt by Zee-Gee-Oh.


The Interstellar Sail Ship with Zee-Gee-Oh finally reached his destination, Coruscant. It flew past the buildings of downtown and all the places people prefer to go. Then it went to the old town, a deserted and burned-out part of Coruscant. The ship was maneuvered into a building. Suddenly, a part of the wall opened up for the ship to come in. Finally, the ship landed as Zee-Gee-Oh exited and the hooded figure named Darth Sidious from Episode 1 arrived.

"The Force is with us, Master Sidious," said Zee-Gee-Oh.

"Welcome home, Lord Zee. You have done well," said Darth Sidious.

"I bring you good news, my Lord. The war has begun," said Zee-Gee-Oh.

"Excellent. Everything is going as planned," replied Darth Sidious as they walked away.


In the Jedi Temple, Strong Bad (his injuries healed), Strong Mad, and Pom-Pom were having a discussion in the nearly-deserted Council Chamber. Normally, more Jedi Council members would be there, but most were killed or injured, or decided not to come.

"Do you believe what Zee-Gee-Oh said about Sidious controlling the Senate? That's not right. We're supposed to be winning," said Strong Bad.

"Becoming unreliable, Zee-Gee-Oh has. Joined the dark side. Lies, deceit, creating mistrust are his ways now," Pom-Pom bubbled.

"I DON'T LIKE THE SENATE!" shouted Strong Mad.

"I agree," replied Pom-Pom.

"I DON'T LIKE SMARTIES!" shouted Strong Mad, "WHERE'S HOMESTAR?"

"He's in Naboo, escorting Miss Baseball Bat Head/Hippie/Warrior Hippie/Broom. Well, I have to admit, without the Clones, we wouldn't have had victory," said Strong Bad.

"Victory? Victory you say?" asked Pom-Pom, beginning the last quote of the movie/story, "Master Strong Bad, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the Clone War has."


In the Military Staging Area of Coruscant, thousands of Clone troopers were getting into their ships to begin the Clone War. Chancellor Homeschool, Lem Sportsinterviews, the Prince of Town, and several other senators were watching from a balcony. All of them had somber looks on their face, and that's because a huge war was about to begin. The Clone War that is going to be known for centuries and centuries. The Clone War was going to be the war that was going to make a HUGE dent into the Republic. I mean it. Then the ships flew away from Coruscant.


In Naboo, more specifically, the Lake Retreat, Homestar and Marzipan were having their private wedding with the Bishop, Strong Sad, and Homsar. They were forced not to blab the marriage to other people. But because Homestar still didn't want to kiss, they just got married with the Bishop saying some words and Homestar giving Marzipan a ring he found in some planet during his training in the past ten years. They didn't know that the marriage would mean something bad to them in the future, but they didn't know. None of them knew of Homestar's dark future or of the doom that followed.

THE END