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Chapter 9
KILL THE QUIDITCH CAPTIAN!
James had already finished his homework and had just got back from a meeting with Professor McGonagall and was in a very good mood! He had plans for the weekend.
"I need to find Lil- no not my girl friend now. Um what's her name? Shannon! Yes that's it, Shannon for a quick snog," he thought.
Ash, Alice, Joey, and Lily all finished their homework and were looking forwards to sleeping normal hours with out having to wakeup at 7 am.
"If anyone wakes me up before noon tomorrow I will personally kill them," threatened Ash before switching off the lights and going to bed. It was only 9:30 and all the sixth year girls were in a sound sleep along with Peter Pettigrew who was in the boy's dorm.
Sirius Black walked out of a broom closet on the third floor, feeling very pleased with himself but a little bit empty. These day snogs were meaningless. He knew who he wanted but was sure he couldn't have her. Ash, the one girl he really saw differently. She wasn't some blonde bimbo with big boobs and a nice ass. Sure, she had a rack and an ass that made 90 of the Hogwarts straight male population turn and stare. But she had a depth in her eyes that made him want to know her better than anyone else had and ever would. He sighed and walked to the tapestry with the unicorn and the waterfall and was on his way to his dorm to have very 'pleasant' dreams.
Remus sat up alone in the Astronomy Tower, a subject he dropped because it scared him. He was thinking about a girl, Joey. She was so fun and full of life but defiantly seemed to be hiding thing and Remus wanted to know what it was. He was sure he'd find out eventually.
He sighed, "better head to bed nothing to do up here," he said to no one and walked down the stairs and to the Gryffindor tower to get some sleep.
The next morning a tall figure unknown to anyone entered the sixth year Gryffindor boy's dorm at about 4:45 am and then hell broke loose "Up! Up! UP!" screamed the Gryffindor Quidditch Captain. "I booked the field from five-thirty till three this afternoon and we will be there the entire time so we can see what we need to do before the other teams start practicing. Now get up and meet me at the pitch in forty-five minutes no excuses! Don't think I won't hesitate to summon you to the field pajamas and all!" he finished. He then was pelted with pillows and called many curses especially after he sent the drapes soaring open and sprayed water all over his team in that dorm.
'Now on the next dorm' he thought eagerly as he hurried off to the fourth year boy's dorm to wake Dominic Futtle (Keeper) and Jayson Kidops (Chaser) who reacted the same only with less swearing but a hell of a lot more grumbling.
He approached the bottom of the Girl's staircase and knocked four times on the first step before hurrying up it and waking a pissed Lily, Ash and Alice who all resented Joey and Remus who were both sound asleep. The girls walked into the bathroom, changed into their Quidditch robes, grabbed their brooms and marched out to the pitch.
The arrived at precisely 5:30, yawning and looked like hell due to lack of smudge-free makeup and well kept hair. They were all especially pissed but none could top Lily who began to scream,
"James POTTER what the hell are you playing at waking us up this early for Quidditch?"
"Why Lily dear you are the only one complaining. Now, where's Sirius?" James pondered.
"Well I warned him Accio Sirius Black," said James waving his wand.
All of the sudden all you could hear was a long string of curses that sounded something like "Prongs you mother fucking bastard I'm going to fucking send god-damn bludgers at your head until I can bewitch it and use it for a frickin bludger to send at your cold lifeless body that will be laying at the bottom of the pitch!" he finished just as he arrived. He was only wearing a pair of flannel pajama pants. Ash stared openly Quidditch had done his body almost as well as James's. Sirius summoned his bat and his robes, which he quickly pulled over his head, and he then mounted his broom. And kicked off.
"PADFOOT!" Yelled James, "Conditioning first, then drills, and then flying. Don't make me summon you again!"
Sirius flew down and stood in the line with the rest of the team waiting for his command. "Ok ten, yes TEN, laps around the perimeter of the pitch and I'm taking the back. Everyone will touch the wall. Now let's GO!" commanded James harshly.
The pissed team took off around the pitch starting slowly and gaining momentum until they came to halt panting and out of breath but James kept them going "Fifty push-ups and then fifty crunches." After another hour of vigorous conditioning and drills James allowed them team to conger breakfast from the castle and eat it.
"Stupid arrogant jackass," ranted Lily to Ash and Alice through a bite of a turkey sub with lettuce and extra pickles with salt and vinegar chips. (YUM!)
"It's only 7:00 am and I'm in an exercising mood urgggggggggggggg!" she screamed. Ash finished her BLT and Alice finished her ham (BLAH) the entire team was drinking Amp. (A/N- I know it's the wizarding world and they don't have Amp but its my story so poo-poo for u)
James was sitting with Sirius who was eating 3 BLT's and a HUGE bag of Doritos. James was clearly disgusted. He was eating a Turkey sub with lettuce and pickles only with Salt and Vinegar chips (AN: sound familiar?).
"Padfoot, you had better be able to keep all that shit down because if you don't you'll be cleaning it up with your tong," said James before chugging the rest of his Amp.
"Ok team let get into the air!" he said before kicking off the ground and soaring to the sky. No one followed though…
Sirius walked over to Ash, Lily, and Alice and whispered something in their ears. The girls nodded and all muttered "Accio balloons" then it was Lily's turn "Aqueous Ballonus" and with that the balloons filled with water. Lily walked to the middle of the pitch with her hands behind her back and with the rest of the team following behind her in a similar manner.
"OYE, James come her darling!" she yelled to the captain. James almost fell off his broom when he heard that sentence come from Lily's mouth but non-the-less flew down near enough for her to mutter "Imobeulus" on his broom so he couldn't fly away.
Then, to James' surprise she screamed "FIRE" and began to pelt him with water balloons along with the rest of the team as they laughed insanely.
James tried to fly away but discovered his broom had been frozen and began to laugh along with the rest of his team. The rest of the practice was quite fun for everyone. However, at the castle something had been discovered that would change everything…
Hogwarts
At about eleven that morning Remus had awoken to a message pinned to his shirt that read-
Remus,
James (being the daft idiot that he is) has us at Quidditch practice until three this afternoon why don't you go see Joey she must be lonely…
See you later,
Sirius
Remus chuckled at the note and decided to follow Sirius's advice and walked up to the sixth year girl's dorm. He knocked on the door several times but there was no answer.
'Joey must be sleeping. Might as well go get her up' he thought.
He pushed the door open and walked over to her bed. He drew back the curtain and saw that she wasn't there. He continued to search the other beds until he heard something that scared him and it was coming from the bathroom… it sounded like some one was getting sick. He knew that it was Joey because the only one left in the dorm was her. Remus was worried about what he was going to find but strided swiftly across the room and opened the bathroom door. Inside was Joey leaned over the toilet with her finger down her throat throwing up.
'What the hell' thought Remus 'why is she doing this to herself?'
Joey sensed someone's presence and quickly stood up and came face to face with Remus.
'Oh shit' she thought.
But before she could think she said or rather spat, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN HERE, This is the girl's dorm what the hell possessed you to come in here and without knocking too!" she screamed. She quickly flushed the toilet and mentally smacked herself for not locking the door.
"Well excuse me for coming to see if you wanted to sneak into Hogsmead with me," replied a clearly shocked Remus.
Remus needed answers and he needed them now, "Why Joey? Can you please tell me why?" he begged with total sincerity in his face. He really didn't understand why she was doing this to herself. In his eyes, she was perfect.
"I will only if you promise not to tell a soul. Living or dead," said Joey who looked so broken it was killing Remus.
"Joey I won't tell if you promise you'll try to stop for me," he replied.
"Ok. Well, you know how I used to model in L.A?" she asked. Remus nodded and Joey continued, "I would always feel fatter than the other girls even though I wasn't. It was just a mindset but I started a year ago trying to lose three pounds. I seceded but still didn't feel thin enough so I didn't stop. That was partially the reason I moved here, my Mum and Dad found out and wanted me away from it. So, we came here so I could get a fresh start and straighten things out and it worked for a while but I got home sick and I felt like the only thing I could control besides my magic was my weight so I started to make myself puke again," she finished, "you CAN'T tell Remus. No one knows about this."
"Alright," said Remus.
"Joey, I think you're perfect just the way you are," he whispered in her ear.
Joey looked up with tears in her eyes, "What was that about sneaking into Hogsmead? I'm kinda hungry," she said shyly.
"Follow me my dear," replied Remus as he pulled out James's cloak and the map and Joey joined him under the cloak and questioned the map.
The couple had a wonderful time in Hogsmead. They got chocolate at Honeydukes, lunch at the Three Broomsticks and just wandered around.
They sat together on the largest couch in the common room waiting for their friends, who returned an hour later soaking wet.
"Why are you guys all wet?" asked Remus holding back the urge to laugh hysterically at his dripping friends.
"Potter got us up at five to start practice. So around 9:30 we were eating and Sirius, Ash, Alice and I thought it would be fun to get back at him by pelting him with water balloons that burst and repaired themselves. After we soaked him he decided he didn't want to use bludgers so he copied our charm on some more water balloons and enchanted them to fly. And I think you can figure out the rest," said Lily who seemed on the line between being pissed and highly amused.
"I thought you guys would rather be wet then bruised," James defended weakly trying to look innocent but failing miserably at that. Everyone broke out laughing so hard that they were on the floor.
Ash preformed drying spells on everyone and then turned to Joey and Remus and asked with a mischievous grin "What did you two do all day?"
Joey looked at Remus and said, "Nothing much."
"We just snuck out to Hogsmead. And yes Padfoot I did restock on the supplies we were needing," Remus said.
"Thanks. Now, lets go to dinner I'm starved," said Sirius "I just wanna change lets all meet down here in fifteen minutes" he finished before racing up the stairs so he could shower first. They girls followed suit.
Fifteen minutes later the Gryfindor 6th years were all in the common room.
James looked around and asked, "Where's Peter?" He got no response.
"Well I guess he found something to entertain himself he should be at dinner," James answered himself before leading the group to the Hall. Peter arrived about ten minutes after they did and sat next to Remus.
After dinner was done Dumbledore rose to his feet and the hall went dead silent.
In a booming voice he started, "There will be a Winter Ball for fifth years and up and a new source of entertainment," Professor Dumbledore paused for effect and looked around the hall with the twinkle in his eyes that many students knew all to well. "Now our Head Girl and Boy will explain this further," he finished before sitting down and watching intently as Monica Jones and
Theo Malloy walked to the front of the hall.
"Hi everyone! As professor Dumbledore has just said there will be a Winter Ball for fifth year and up. Two trains will leave Hogwarts, one on the original dates for years 1-4 and those who don't wish to attend and the second on December twenty-third the morning after the ball," said Theo.
"The entertainment," Monica began, "Is you and your fellow classmates."
A murmur ran through the hall. "If you wish to sing and play instruments then please sign the lists in your common rooms. We will send you a form via owl that will be filled out with your songs and band mates along with the instruments you will play. There will be a prize for the best band who will be judged by our judges from the WWN."
Theo took over, "Dress will be formal except for when you are performing. It will start at 6 p.m. and go until Midnight. Thank-you," he finished. He and Monica turned and walked down to the Ravenclaw table. The hall broke into excited whispers and murmurs. Everyone headed to the doors and their respected common room or dorm to discus the ball.
The girls vanished upstairs to start planning stuff for the ball. James was off snogging Shannon so the rest of the Marauders went upstairs to wait for him. They all took showers and what not until James arrived and when he did he headed straight for the shower and returned fifteen minutes later in his pajamas.
"Ok let's start planning," he said. An hour later they had completed the form and sent it off. James and Sirius would be playing guitar and singing along with Remus who was playing the bass Peter being himself lacking in almost all talent was simply playing drums. They had decided on some songs to sing together then they each had a solo song which they had kept a secret. They would give each other music and that was all. Peter seemed to be hiding something but his best friends couldn't get it out of him.
Girls Dorm
After showering the girls moved the beds to the center of the room like they always did when they were having a meeting. They began to plan but were a little more open about what they were singing then the boys. All the girls would sing but playing instruments was different. Ash and Lily would play guitar, Joey, bass and Alice drums. They immediately went into outfits after sending the owl off to be registered. Before nine o'clock that night it was all planned and all they had to do was practice.
Weeks passed quite uneventfully which was weird because the Marauders ALWAYS pulled something. James seemed content with Shannon and Ash had begun dating, much to the dismay of her friends and Sirius, Ludo Bagman who was the Huffelpuff beater. She was "in love" as she liked to put it and had seemed to totally hit it off. Remus and Joey had been acting weird around each other ever since the first Saturday in September. Lily was single and so was Peter (A/N: wonder why? Hmm, that's hard to think of y ugly hideous backstabbing peter would b single. Lets ponder that for a moment shall we… ok now that that's done on w/ the story) Alice was still dating Frank Longbottom and the couple seemed serious. So serious that Frank was coming over to Alice's house for New Years tea. Lily would never admit that she was kinda sorta jealous of Shannon for having James and she mentally smacked herself every time she looked at him.
It was two weeks before Halloween and the Marauders were getting ready to pull off the mother of all their pranks. In just a few hours it would go off. They had sneaked out at around midnight and begun in the Slytherin Boys dorm and worked their way around only skipping the Gryffindor dorms. After hitting all the dorms in the three opposing houses they stopped by the kitchen and added olives that they had cursed to look like human eyes in EVERYONES meal. All they had left to be done after that was tap into the schools water piping which was located in the staff bathroom on the fourth floor. It was going to be great and all the preparations had gone off without a hitch.
"Boys this is going to be amazing! See you all in the mornig," said Remus.
The next morning their results were spreading throughout the castle. James, Sirius, Remus and Peter smirked and then put on their "normal" faces along with the rest of the Gryffindor tower. They arrived at breakfast to see everyone else already present. The boys sat at the table and began to eat. After ten minutes they were sure everyone was there and they started to work their magic.
Remus flicked his wand and it appeared that every ones eyes were gone. Sirius tapped his plate three times and said, "Olivius" the olives that looked like eyeballs appeared and people started screaming. James waved his wand and now people could only "see" from the "eyes" on their plates the spell was sealed. The Marauders had "de-eyed" the entire castle and were soaking up the glory.
Professor McGonagall stormed down to the boys holding her eyes out in front of her. "POTTER, BLACK, LUPIN AND PETTIGREW MY OFFICE NOW!" she screamed at the boys who were laughing hysterically because Professor Dumbledore was chasing his eyes around the hall.
The still laughing boys followed their furious head of house to her office where they preformed the counter curse. "DETENSION FOR A MONTH!" she ranted with her eyes back in her head.
"Separate detentions! Leave now," she said the boys were almost out the door when she called,
"that was very impressive Transfiguration well done. Now, shoo!"
By the time classes started everyone had their eyes back in their heads. The Marauders were now planning their next adventure the full moon on Halloween…
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