The Dread Pirate Robert's ship docked at Tortuga and Jack led them all to his favorite bar. Buttercup expressed great indignation at the status of women on the island. Jack rolled his eyes.
"Women."
He was promptly slapped by Buttercup, Anna-Maria, Scarlet and various other women Jack had met.
"What is it with bloody slapping me? I didn't deserve that!"
Anna-Maria stared Jack down. "They took my ship you idiot!" Slap. "They took the Caribbean Jewel because they couldn't find your precious Pearl!" (The Caribbean Jewel was formerly known as the Interceptor.)
Jack rubbed his face. "Fine, maybe I did deserve that one. But they didn't find the Pearl, right?"
Ana-Maria gave an exasperated snort. "No."
Mr. Gibbs walked (fine, drunkenly waddled) over to Jack. "Jack! You're alive!"
"Apparently, mate. And you?"
Mr. Gibbs fell over, partially because he was in a drunken stupor, and partially because he didn't want to tell Jack about what else the pirates took…
Humperdink stood at the prow of his ship. "These are still Florin waters, are they not?"
"Y-yes m'lord."
Humperdink rolled his eyes for the four thousand, seventy-sixth time that week. 'When will they learn the difference between servitude and annoying me? If that cursed Spaniard hadn't killed Rougen…' He noticed the man still standing there. "Well, what are you waiting for? Find out what that ship is doing on our waters!"
"Yes m'lord."
Humperdink rolled his eyes for the four thousand, seventy-seventh time that week.
"Captain Brown, Captain Brown!"
The scary man with the studs in his face turned around to face Piangi (the one with the loose eyeball. Yeah, him).
"What do you want?" he snarled.
"Th-there's a big cliff right over there."
"So there is. Do you think no one else noticed it?"
"N-no…"
"SHADD-UP AND GET BACK TO WORK YOU PANSY!"
Piangi did exactly as he was told.
Megx: I continued, finally
Naomii: Short rocks.
Robin's Lil Angel: Agreed
Callopie Foster: Favorite? Yay!
Madenhair: We all have issues like that sometimes
Captain Dred Pirate Roberts: I agree. Jack's more fun when he's smashed.
tikitikirevenge: No, that was Bob. Ok, boring. Got it.
