Disclaimer: Unlike the great Natsuki Takaya-sama, I do not own Fruits Basket in any way, shape, or form. Rather deppressing, ain't it?

Summary: They say cats can't resist catnip, right? See what happens when Momiji's super-strength catnip and Kyo's feline instincts collide. And how will Tohru deal with a clingy, catnip-high Kyo?

Authors Notes: Many, Many thanx to all those who reviewed! I'm really glad you like it! So, I've dedicated this chapter just for you guys!And you'll probably pity poor Yuki-kun in this chap...But it'll be funny! A scene from Ranma 1/2 will be used in the future, just so ya know. I also use how my cats act on catnip for Kyo's catnip behavior, though they always act like on catnip,so... Also, possible OOC-ness and fluffiness! Read on!

Catnip Confessions

Chapter 2- One Messed Up Kitty Cat

"HEY! WHAT DID YOU JUST-! Oooooh..." Kyo said as his eyes started spinning, and he started acting all funny.

"Momiji..." Yuki said, shocked and confused just like everyone else at Kyo's sudden and strange change in behavior. "What was that you just threw in Kyo's face?"

"Something me and Haru made..." Momiji replied hesitantly.

"And what would that something be?" Yuki asked suspiciously as he watched the now zoned out Kyo, who now had the goofiest grin you could ever see on his face.

"Our science project." Haru stated.

"Science...Project?" Tohru asked, a little freaked by a goofy, giggily Kyo in her arms. "What kind of project?"

"Aww, Tohru-chan's nice and warm..." Kyo giggled as he snuggled up in her arms, starting to purr.

"Well..." Momiji started. "We had to take some kind of plant and alter it somehow. So me an' Haru picked catnip and experimented with it. We made it around 10 times it's normal strength."

"Ten times it's normal strength?" Yuki said in disbelief.

"Wow, that's strong..." Tohru added. She then lifted him up to look him in the face. "And it looks like it really works too..."

"He he..." Kyo giggled anjd grinned stupidly. "What works?"

"Well," Tohru said as she smiled at him, "in a way it is kind of cute...I mean, we never see Kyo-kun all smiley and giggily like this..."

"He seems completely stoned out of his mind to me..." Yuki said. Kyo then looked from Tohru to Yuki when he heard his comment.

"Bad mousey!" Kyo shouted as he jumped out of Tohru's arms and on top of Yuki's head and attacked it. "That was mean! "

"Ahh! Kyo-kun!" Tohru shouted as she saw Kyo pin himself to Yuki's face.

"Kyo, what are you doing!" Haru shouted as he went to pull Kyo off.

"Yaahhhh, get off me you physco!" Yuki yelled as he tried peeling Kyo's body off his face.

"No!" Kyo said. "Not until you say you're sorry, you mean mousey!"

"What the-! Argh! Haru! Momiji! Help get this thing off!" Yuki shouted.

"We're trying, Yuki!" Momiji replied. "Hey, wait! I got his feet!"

"Get the front ones now!" Yuki shouted. "Oww! Haru, what are you doing!"

"He's got his claws stuck in your head!" Haru replied. "I'm trying my best to pull them out without too much damage!"

"I don't care if you make me bleed, just get him off!" Yuki yelled.

"Fine, but this is gonna hurt, Yuki!" Haru said as he yanked Kyo's claws out of Yuki's head.

"Yeowch!" Yuki yelled as he fell backwards, rubbing the back of his head. "You stupid cat!" Meanwhile, Kyo was struggling to break free from Haru's hold, shouting akward things.

"No! I can't let the mousey get away!" Kyo said. He then bit Haru's hand and leaped at Yuki again.

"Ah, no, not again!" Yuki shouted as he grabbed his schoolbag and swatted Kyo away. He then got up and ran towards the house.

"Time to chase the mousey-mouse!" Kyo said happily as he ran after Yuki, running a bit funny due to Haru and Momiji's science experiment.


"Ahhh! A nice, long soak in the bath really does make you feel alot more relaxed! Especially when it's nice and quiet!" Shigure sighed as he walked towards the living room. In the distance, he heard the shouting voices of Yuki, Tohru, Kyo, Momiji, and Haru approaching. "Well, I guess quiet time's over. Better go greet them."

He stepped onto the porch and saw Yuki, who looked as if he was running for his life.

"Ah, Yuki," Shigure said, waving a hand to him, "it's nice to see you've-OOF!"

"Outta my way, Shigure!" Yuki said as he shoved his older cousin through the paper door. Everyone else just ran past poor Shigure, who now layed in a pile of broken door, and had a hand print on his face.

"Go away, Kyo!" Yuki shouted as he ran through the hall and into the bathroom. He leapt right into the tub, which still had water in it.

"I don't wanna!" Kyo replied, sounding like a little kid. He was about to leap in after Yuki, but stopped when he saw water in it. "Aww, no fair!"

"Kyo-kun!" Tohru called. His ears perked up when he heard her call him. "Where are you?"

"Tohru-chan!" Kyo said and jumped up onto her shoulders anjd started giggiling and purring. Then he transformed back into a human.

He now was holding Tohru's upper arm and snuggling up against it. She now started to turn about twenty different shades of red and looked away, stuttering profussely.

"Hm? Is something wrong with Tohru-chan?" Kyo asked as he noticed this.

"Kyo-kun, you're-! You need! Here! Clothes!" Tohru said while handing him his clothes she had carried along with her.

"Mew?" Kyo said as he looked down at himself. "I'm naked!" He then started to giggle about it. "That's funny!"

"No it's not, you moron!" Yuki shouted from the tub. "Now let go of Honda-san and put some clothes on!"

"You're no fun!" Kyo said as he let go of Tohru's arm and started to put his clothes on.

"Honjda-san? Yuki asked, grabbing Tohru's attention. "Do you think you could keep Kyo around you? He doesn't seem to like it when I'm around...But he's calm around you, so...That might be better..."

"Sure." Tohru replied as she stood up. "C'mon Kyo-kun. Let's go so Yuki-kun can get out."

"'Kay!" Kyo said as he trailed after Tohru. Yuki, Haru, anjd Momiji all gave a sigh of relief when Kyo left.

"Wow, that was strange..." Momiji said.

"Yeah, no kidding..." Yuki replied annoyed, climbing out of the tub.

"I'm calling Hatori." Haru said as he walked towards the door. "Maybe he can help Kyo..." So he walked out into the hallway, grabbed the phone, and dialed Hatori's number.

End of chap 2! Yay, another chappie done! Just for your good reviews, guys! Thanx! I'll try an' get the next chap out asap, kay! Till then!