Disclaimer: Unlike the great Natsuki Takaya-sama, I do not own Fruits Basket in any way, shape, or form. Rather deppressing, ain't it?

Summary: They say cats can't resist catnip, right? See what happens when Momiji's super-strength catnip and Kyo's feline instincts collide. And how will Tohru deal with a clingy, overly-protective, catnip-high Kyo?

Authors Notes: A scene from Ranma 1/2 will be used in the future, just so ya know. I also use how my cats act on catnip for Kyo's catnip behavior, though they always act like on catnip,so... Also, possible OOC-ness and fluffiness! Read on!

Catnip Confessions

Chapter 3- Hatori's Visit: Part 1

"Wow, that was strange..." Momiji said.

"Yeah, no kidding..." Yuki replied annoyed, climbing out of the tub.

"I'm calling Hatori." Haru said as he walked towards the door. "Maybe he can help Kyo..." So he walked out into the hallway, grabbed the phone, and dialed Hatori's number.

After a few rings, Haru heard Hatori's voice.

"Hello, Sohma Hatori speaking." Hatori said.

"Hatori, it's Haru." Haru replied. "Look, I was wondering if you could come over to Shigure's anytime soon? We have a little problem..."

"What kind of problem?" Hatori asked.

"Well,"Haru began, " it involes mine and Momiji's- Shigure, what are you jdoing! Don't mess with him! Tohru-kun, make him stop before Kyo-! Too late..." In the background, Hatori could hear Kyo, Shigure, and Tohru all yelling and shouting, making it sound like the house was being destroyed.

"Do I even want to know what's going on over there?" Hatori asked as he heard Shigure whimper as he crawled past Haru.

"I think it would be better if you just came right over." Haru replied.

"Why?" Hatori asked. "Did Shigure do something stupid again?"

"That and you remember the project Momiji and I had in science?" Haru replied.

"Yes..." Hatori replied.

"Well, Momiji and I threw some in Kyo's face..." Haru replied sheepishly. He then heard Hatori sigh.

"I'll be right over." Hatori said and hung up. Haru did the same thing. He then went to check on Yuki, who was changing into some drier clothes, Momiji, who was getting a snack, and Shigure, who was hiding from Kyo, afraid to get attacked again. Right now, Haru was trying to get Shigure out of hiding.

"No! I'm not going back in there!" Shigure cried, sounding like a child. "Not until Ha'ri comes!" Haru was staring to get annoyed.

"Fine, you can stay in that bush 'til he comes." Haru replied and walked off.

"Let me know when he comes!" Shigure shouted after him.

"I swear, Shigure can be such a baby at times..." Haru said as he walkd into the living room, becoming amused by what he spotted in there.

Kyo was curled up in Tohru's lap, playing with a piece of string Tohru was dangling in front of him, purring loudly with a stupid grin on his face.

'God, this is priceless...' Haru thought as he started snickering at the scene before him. His snickering had caught Tohru's attention.

"Wh...What's so funny, Haru-san?" Tohru asked. Haru's snickering had turned to laughter.

"It's-! You-!" Haru said between bursts of laughter. Sadly, due to Haru's laughing, he never finished what he was trying to say, so Kyo had misconstrued that.

"Hahahahaha-! Yaaaahhh! Kyo, let go of my leg!" Haru shouted as Kyo attatched himself to Haru's ankle and bit down.

"No, you cow!" Kyo said, his voice muffled due to him biting Haru's ankle. "You made fun of Tohru-chan!"

"Aghh! Tohru-kun, help!" Haru yelled, desprately trying to pry Kyo off his leg.

"Um, okay, but what do I do!" Tohru asked.

"I don't care, just get this thing off me!" Haru replied.

"Um, okay, what to do!" Tohru said, just as an idea popped into her head. She then latched onto Kyo, making him transform into a cat. Kyo then looked at the person holding him.

"Aww, Tohru-chan!" Kyo said and melted in her arms. "I love it when Tohru-chan hugs me! Even if I do turn into a cat, I still love it!"

"God, Kyo's stoned out of his mind!" Haru said as he grabbed his ankle. Then the sound of anothers snickering had caught Haru and Tohru's attention.

It was Hatori. Haru gaped at him while Tohru blushed. Kyo remained oblivious.

"Ha-Hatori?" Haru asked. "How long have you been standing there?"

"Just long enough to see the whole thing." Hatori chuckled. He then sat down by the three once his laughing sufficed. "Alright...First off, has anyone been injured by this little stunt of yours? Besides Kyo and his sanity..."

"Yuki-kun has been." Tohru replied. "When Kyo-kun attacked him, he stuck his claws in the back of his head."

"Most likely simple cuts." Hatori said. "Anyone else?"

"Shigure got the crap beat out of him for messing with Kyo." Haru replied.

"He'll live." Hatori said. "What about Momiji or you, Tohru-kun? I know Haru has been..."

"No, we're fine." Tohru replied.

"Momiji hasn't provoked him and Tohru-kun's the only one he won't hurt." Haru replied.

"Really?" Hatori said as he watched Kyo in Tohru's arms. "Well, first let me fix up the others, then I'll see what I can do for Kyo." He then started to dig through his bag.

"Hey, Tohru-chan?" Kyo asked.

"Yes, Kyo-kun?" Tohru replied.

"Do seahorses count as seafood?" Kyo asked, almost too innocently.

"Hmm...I guess they do." Tohru replied. "Why do you ask?"

"'Cause it's snack time!" Kyo said as he leapt out of Tohru's arms and onto Hatori, where he took a bite out of his shoulder. Hatori then let out a loud scream.

"Aahh! Kyo-kun!" Tohru shouted as she went to pry Kyo off Hatori.

"Ah, I see Ha'ri has also been attacked by the horrible beast." Shigure said as he came in and saw Kyo bite Hatori.

"Kyo's trying to eat him, now make yourself useful and help get him off!" Haru shouted as he took hold on Kyo.

"Well, what should I do?" Shigure asked. Before anyone could reply, Tohru intervened.

"Kyo-kun!" Tohru said. "Here kitty, kitty, kitty!"

"Coming, Tohru-chan!" Kyo said and jumped away from Hatori and back into Tohru's arms, where once he landed, she started to scratch behind his ears. This made him so calm that he started to get sleepy. Hatori on the other hand, while clutching his bleeding shoulder, was rather shocked.

"Hatsuharu...Momiji...I forbid you to ever experiment with catnip again." Hatori said as he watched Kyo become so content in Tohru's arms.

End of chap 3! I'm glad you guys are liking the story so far! So there was the latest chap.! Poor Hatori...And I thought Kyo attacking Yuki was bad! Kyo actually tried to eat him! I'll try an' get the next chap posted soon! 'Til then!

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