A/N: Whew it's been a while since I wrote fan fiction. I don't know why, but I've been in a sort of slump when it felt like I didn't know how to write and every thing I did write seemed so sucky. It's been almost a year! I'm not sure whether or not I'm gonna continue my other fics though.

Anyway, this fic doesn't really have a plot. It's just random silliness I think might possibly be funny.

Disclaimer: don't own Inuyasha

Warnings: None that I can really think of.

Chapter one: Sesshomaru the garbage man

"Okay this is simple. Just pick up the trash and toss it in. Got that? But if it is not in a trash bag or it's not a box, DO NOT PUT IT IN," the greasy man said very carefully, for what seemed to be the tenth time. "Alright?"

Sesshomaru stared disdainfully at the bags in front of him, teaming with bugs and garbage juice. He looked up at the man. "I'm not touching that."

Trying to be patient with the way-too-feminine-youkai, the man took a deep breath and let it out slowly. "Look, that's why you have gloves on."

He wrinkled his nose. "It's dirty."

Sesshomaru fan-girls: Awwww!

"No one ever said this job was gonna be sanitary." The man said eyeing the fan-girls warily, who seemed to be giving him death glares.

"Why don't you do it?"

"Because I can't be doing all the work for ya. No way I'm doin' free labor."

Sesshomaru stared at the garbage once again. "But look at it. It's crawling with bugs and with germs just waiting to be inhaled."

"Hey hurry it up back there!" The garbage truck driver shouted out the window.

The man sighed, more aggravated than ever. He knew he should have become a toaster salesman when he had the chance. "Just pick it up. We don't have all day."

Sesshomaru stood there considering what to do for a minute, when he suddenly snapped his fingers, an idea coming to mind. Placing his hand in front of the foul smelling evilness, a green gassy substance escaped his palm, melting the junk until it was no more.

Crossing his arms, Sesshomaru said, "There now neither of us have to touch that accursed garbage of doom."

The man didn't respond. He just stood there with his jaw hanging open, wondering if he was safe around this youkai . . . Did his hand just fart?

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A/N: Okay not very funny (and super short), but this is just a chapter more for me to warm up with. It will get funnier, I promise, only if you want me to continue that is. Review if you want me to write another chapter (that WILL be funnier). Oh and let me know if you have any suggestions on things you would find funny for the Inuyasha cast. Thanks!