Disclaimer: Don't sue. I have nothing to give. Because I know nothing. Meg owns it all.
This next one is COMPLETELY out of character. I don't really like it.
Here you go!
Enjoy!
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Recap:"Hello, I'm Sedona! I'll be your server today! Now follow me and I'll seat you," An all-to- familiar, cheery voice said. It was HER.
HER, Rob's probably wife now.
She looked Pregnant, anyway.
As Pregnant as the first time looked.
-FLASHBACK-
"Rob. We're here, wake up." I shook Rob, sitting in the seat-of MY car, I got a licence and a car, no motorcycle- next to me. We had arrived back at Camp Wawasee. I know, Rob + instrument? Nooo.
Yes. Trumpet, his Mom made him take lessons. And it was most definitely worth it. He's good, REAL good.
The hideous voice of a Bimbo, Bitchy, hooker, slutty, blonde hoe who's face I NEED-and obviously will-punch in.
I hope her hair gets stuck in a blender, I seriously do hope so. I can always dream, Right?
"Hi, I'm Sedona, your child's camp Counselor, nice to meet you.
People, reporters included, came over to me as I greeted the parents, before heading off to Birch Tree.
"Lightning Girl, is it true you still have your powers. Why do you think the camp let you back? To find more missing kids? Are you getting assigned a new cabin? Boy's or Girl's? Do you know if Johnny Brikowski is in your cabin? If he's lost will you find him?"
Camp actually preferred psychic counselors so we can find all the kids w/o a lawsuit.
"Jess, what are we doing, let's go to the cabins."
People asked Rob questions, too.
"You arrived with Jessica, are you Psychic, too? What cabin are you? Are you Lightning Girl's Boyfriend?"
It turns out, that Sedona was Frangipani, and Rob's was the closest cabin to mine, Redwood, her's farthest from our's. Fine w/ me.
-8-Three Days After Beginning of Camp-8-
Rob has kind of ignored me recently. This new guy Eric, Ruth's new flame-Scott & Dave didn't come back after last year. Poor us. Neither did Todd. She needed a new crush. Badly. So I pointed him out and then he looked our way, and thought I was hot, and thought that I thought he was hot-was flirting w/ me.
He has talked to Sedona, like, three billion times today, and it is killing me. I should go talk to him.
I stand up, and walk over and go get lunch. On the way back I decide we should talk.
I over heard their conversation"Rob, come on the show...Please, for me and Cory...Dr. Phil doesn't bite... I think...but then he'd be gay(A.N. Sorry Dr. Phil) Give the kids to one of the girls. Or Jess. She's tough, she could handle it. Besides, Andrew, Dean, Matt, Mike, Sam, Alex and Jack-oh, and Paul- need to know if it's their baby." I Dropped my tray and Ran. Fast. Like life depended on it.
I could hear my fellow Birches, Rob, and Redwood screaming after me.
-Four Months After Leaving Camp-
I can't believe he slept with her.
It's time for the moment of truth. Is it His baby or not?
Dr. Phil: Sedona, we understand you have some Sex related problems.
Sedona: Yeah
How intelligent.
Dr. Phil: Now you are four months, and don't know the father.
Sedona: Well, Duh, that's why I'm here.
More Intellectually Stimulating Conversation.
Dr. Phil: We gave you a test and you are going home knowing your child's father.
Rob looks uncomfortable. Serves him right.
Dr. Phil: The father is...
(Commercials)
Oo, Dove...
Yum...Yogurt...
Dr. Phil: Robert Wilkins!
Rob: Huh?
I hope their baby has some brain.
-End of Flashback-
Another Child?
How Many Now?
My boyfriend's baby's mom.
Odd.
"Jess?" Ahh... Recognition has struck.
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Okay, short, but intellectually stimulating. Now Press the review button...or you'll be eaten by a giant super cow. Bwa Ha Ha Ha...
