"Pouf"
Georgia: HI!
Carolina: HI!
Kish: You two were serious?
G: Yes! We're putting our story on display for the world to mock!
C: -holds up cue card- -cue card reads: "No! 'For the world to SEE!'"-
G: I mean, SEE! Why would people LAUGH at our story! It's so . . . . . . . . FANTASTIC!
C: Well, maybe the public isn't ready for this story yet, I mean, it is a little on the...odd side, isn't it?
Kish: -has managed to sneak away- -is tackled by THEM and dragged back to sit in between Georgia and Carolina-
G: o.O;; ... You've got a point ... You know . . . no one knows who Kyle or Worker Pai is ... Scary, how ignorant the world is, huh?
C: Well, it isn't every day that a couple of lunatics develop an entire story from question #14 on a Science test.
G: xx;; I got that one wrong ...
C: Well I didn't. The "teacher" --
G: You mean that uneducated, portly thing that yells at us from in front of the room?
C: Yep, that's the one! Anyways, it said that my answer of "Kyle stopped for a picnic lunch and a brief visit to the restrooms" was perfectly acceptable.
G: Um... right. ANYWAY, our point is: We decided that TMM was not given very much thought when it was first written. I mean, WHY would the main character, Ichigo, be paired with something like Masaya when a perfectly good potential boyfriend like Kish was just lying around, waiting! Honestly! Thus, we've added many-a changes. So many, in fact, that we fear we may confuse you poor souls.
C: This, being the
prologue chapter, has none of the actual story. However, even as
the creators, we(aliases:
Carolina and Georgia . . . and Patty, too. She's sorta relevant . .
.)
deem our story is rather
bamboozling, mostly due to some of the additional characters we
stuck in. So, it would be
helpful to skim through this chapter just to get a feel for
everything. Or you could
just jump ahead and read what will be remarkably hard to grasp:)
In our little pre-chapter,
we'll include the outline we created for the upcoming
chapters, a convenient
list of our new characters with their generalized personalities, and
a
few extra bits that we've
thrown in to spice things up.
Disclaimer- No, neither Carolina nor Georgia posses copyrights to anything Tokyo Mew Mew related. Unfortunately. On the bright side, we don't own the forever-humiliating Mew Mew Power- a cause for celebration!
Foreword:
Written by Georgia, Edited by Carolina, and Vaguely Acknowledged by Patty
We've added many, many
new characters (about 9 or so), and we understand if the
story may begin to lean
towards the confusing side. Carolina and I apologize in advance
for the hassle it very
well may take to commit all of this to memory. These are all
characters created by
three somewhat delusional/reasonably insane girls (pseudonyms being
Patty, Carolina, and Georgia respectively) through our roleplay. The
original cast of the
five Mew Mews are still
standing in all their glory, of course, but most of the story
revolves around the aliens
boys (ESPECIALLY KISH - ).
A few of our new
characters are part of a new set of Mew Mews. Only instead of
having Ryou and Keiichiro
decided to manipulate the genetic coding of a whole other
group of girl just to
aquire a few more waitresses, we've given the spotlight to Pai for
once. Pai (apparently)
concluded after a particularly humiliating loss at the hands of Tokyo
Mew Mew, that the aliens
needed more than three people on their side. He targeted, oh,
say about 7 or so
randomly-chosen girls of varying ages and personalities and . . . um,
Mew Mew-ized them, I
guess. So now the group lives up on he ship with the other three
aliens. We'll try our
best to give each new character enough special attention so our
lovely, lovely audience
gets a chance to know each one-
In addition, we would like
to apologize if our preferred pairings do not sit well
with some of our readers.
This is NOT an Ichigo/Kish fic, an Ichigo/Ryou fic, nor is it an
Ichigo/Masaya. In fact,
Ichigo- for once- is NOT the center of attention. And Masaya, that
pathetic son-of-a-gun,
doesn't even make it through Chapter 2. The reason we chose to
post our story is to share
it with other Tokyo Mew Mew fans, so we do include some
Pudding/Tart and
Ichigo/Aoyadama-kun(from the anime). Most of our pairings feature
OC (other characters),
which we understand that our readers are not aquatinted with
them. I(Georgia, in case
you forgot) could POSSIBLY do a Kish/Ichigo fic on request.
I'm NOT a fan of the
pairing only because Ichigo seems unworthy of such a totally
awesome and adorable
character as Kish, but on the other hand, if it's for Kish's
sake, I'll
do it But ONLY for Kish.
I point-blank refuse to write a Masaya fic because he irks me.
Very much. In case you're
still undecided, peruse our displayed outline below.
Characters:
Amai:
The Basics- As a young
girl, Amai was an orphan. During her childhood stay at the orphanage,
she had the chance to experience a ball in honor of the fundraising
auction the wealthy Shirogane family held to benefit Amai's
orphanage. At the ball, Amai and Ryou met and- after some shy,
4-year-old level conversation- they even danced. Ryou had to leave
eventually, but he promised to always be there for her. As she grew
up, she remained close friends with Ryou. At one point, Ryou offered
Amai a place to stay in one of the apartments that he rented out for
the occasional scientists and technicians he hired to come stay
abroad for a few days (like business trips). But then, during an
alien attack, Amai was captured, taken aboard the ship, and made into
a Mew Mew.
As the first "experiment", as Pai refers to the girls, Amai is the most sweet-tempered and placid of all of the alien-brand Mew team. Unfortunately, this is why Amai could never stand up to Pai as he orders her around more than the others and gives her an excessive work-load. This bossing around and over-working is Pai's odd way of showing his affection. You see, Pai has the smallest little crush on Amai- even though she's a human. He's gotten attached to her, yet he refuses to show it. Not at all. Not ONE bit. I mean, Pai is still Pai. This has caused Amai to believe that Pai is simply out to make her life misirable. So when Ryou rescues her from this awful fate and offers her a place to stay in Cafe Mew Mew, Amai jumps at the opportunity and leaves the ship.
Name Meaning + Animal- Amai means sweet and she's infused w/ the endangered African zebra
Makie:
The Basics- A half-breed
girl (alien father, human mother) who suffered a moderately
distressing childhood
considering that purist leaders of the alien home world disliked the
fact that Makie was not a
full-blooded alien. Her mother and father were ...um, removed
from the picture ... and
chibi-Makie was to suffer the same fate. But of course, she didn't,
seeing as how my character
wouldn't be of very much use to me if she was... you know,
DEAD. However, it wasn't
a clean getaway. She got a great big scar on her back. I'd
explain
it in a more illustrative way,
but then I might have to bump the rating up a bit . . . -;;;
Makie lived on the streets
(of Earth) for a year and a half, maybe two years- until
she was picked up by the
aliens and went to live up on a ship.
She's learned to become
more open as her (emotional) wounds healed over time, but she's still
not very . . . cuddly. Her adopted sense of aggression coupled with
the inbred wild nature of the carnivore she's infused with make her
hot-headed and stormy. Especially when Pai's around. The sight of him
REALLY gets her mad. However, without his aggrivating presence, she's
considerably more happytastic.
Name Meaning + Animal-
Makie is a type of sushi, we think+ infused w/ endangered
San Jaoquin kit fox
Sage:
The Basics- Even as Mint's
younger sister, Sage- oddly enough- is not a tea-drinker. She has got
identical wide brown eyes to her sibling and is very close to Mint.
Although she comes from the same wealthy family, Sage is more naive
in the sense that money doesn't set her apart from others. She is
very welcoming and always ready to accept a new friend.
Sage, who's only about Pudding and Tart's age, was taken captive aboard the aliens' ship during a "mission" as a sort of ransom against Mew Mint. However, Sage was then fused with the endangered African lion and Pai decided that she would be a good asset to his auxiliary Mew team. She hasn't been allowed to return home just yet, but don't worry- she's very well-taken care of.
As the whole Mew Mew concept is new to her, often battling may seem to Sage as a bit more nerve-wracking and fearful process than she's ready for. But with the help of her close friends, Makie and Kaida, she's learned very quickly with only a small amount of experience.
Name Meaning + Animal- Sage means . . . sage. The herb, you know? She's fused with the endangered African lion.
Keihi and Koumi:
The Basics- While these
two girls are quite a bit older than the others (about Zakuro's age
group), they are very
immature indeed. Both girls are extremely mischievous, shameless,
and have no regard for
authority. Not to mention that Koumi has a slightly uncontrollable
tendency to steal.
They are identical twins
but since this is anime, they're drawn with subtle
differences in the
hair(they each have a different hair style which remains constant),
eye
styles, and color(N/A: You
know how Ichigo is pink, Minto is blue and Purin is yellow,
etc.? Yes, well, both
girls' hair and eye color are black, only Keihi has indigo-tinted
shine
in her hair and eyes and
Koumi has a crimson tinge in her eyes and hair)
Name Meaning + Animal-
"Keihi" -- "cinnamon" and infused with the white Bengal tiger
/
"Koumi" -- "spice"
+ infused with the orange Siberian tiger
Kiken:The Basics- Kiken comes from one of the very last wealthy families on the aliens' home planet. She was sent to abide in the ship only because her father wanted her to spend some time abroad and get to know the everyday person. However, this does not mean that Kiken can't still enjoy the comforts of home. Using her weekly allowance of a great deal of yoken-, she's managed to fill several closets full of designer clothes and brand-name shoes. She's even got scented, tinted, lightly-feathered, and tastefully-seasoned tissues. Just to give you an idea of her budget . . . Besides from yoken(money), the other thing Kiken gets from her privileged father is a thick British accent. Please. Don't ask why. She's very airy and condescending, but can occasionally do something selfless if she REALLY, REALLY tries. Also, she's part of the Kiken- Pai- Amai - Ryou love-quadrilateral o.O;
Name Meaning + Animal- Kiken means danger in the sense that she is a danger to the succession of the missions. The girl really does no work at all. BUT, she does make up for that by totally exhausting the ship's budget. And she's infused with nothing.
Kaida:
The Basics- Kiken's
little sister. She's not nearly as superficial as her older
sibling, nor
does she have the fashion
sense. However, Kaida is extremely intellectual for her age and
tags along behind Pai,
regardless of how blatantly he ignores her. She's a bit rough
around
the edges like Makie and
therefore enjoys hanging around with her, as well as Sage.
Name Meaning + Animal-
Kaida means "little dragon". I am aware that this is not a fruit.
It doesn't have to be
since Kaida is not a Mew Mew.
Kyle:
As you may recall, the
Japanese sub-titled anime includes a lovely lady from America
named Mary MaGuire.
Remember her lovely white swan dress thing? Well, she also has-
in
addition to the dress- a son. Named Kyle. Who featured in our Science
test. Remember? Remember? REMEMBER!
Umm . . . he's not a Mew
Mew, or an alien. You see, on Carolina's and Georgia'sscience test there was a
question, question #14 to be exact, involving some delightful lad
named Kyle. Question #14
ever-so politely informed us that Kyle was riding his bike.
There was a graph which
displayed his biking progress. Yes, seriously. Carolina happened
to answer #14 with "Kyle
stopped for a picnic lunch and a brief visit to the restroom."
This was correct.
Georgia(who is indeed reasonably clever in all areas except Science
because our large,
round-shaped Sci. teacher apparently finds teaching her students to
be
a nonessential and
therefore makes no effort to do so) got the answer wrong, but found
Carolina to be a comic
genius. This is why Kyle is to be in our story. We've decided he is
to be Mary MaGuire's
son, for all of you who have seen the Japanese sub-titles anime
(nevermind the moronic
drivel that is Mew Mew Power...).
The role he play in our tale is . . . um, well, pretty
frivolous, I suppose . . . We might even be possessed to make him Minto's boyfriend,
unless reviewers protest against it.
Mountain Masaya:
He looks surprisingly like
the normal, everyday Masaya,
and his name is very
similar-- Aoydama-kun
((if you have seen the
Japanese subtitled version, you know what I mean)) For those who
haven't, he looks just like Masaya Aoyama, only angrier. Thus,
we have dubbed him
Mountain Masaya.
((Oh, come
on! You know! The one who hung around otters? Remember? Yeah!))
Pai/Worker Pai/Smiley Pai: Well, as you all already know, Pai isn't the most popular thing. We've decided that this is because he is much too stringent and boring. He needs to let his hair down and have a little fun! So, we've helped him along by encouraging Pai to take a more active role in the community. As Worker Pai, this alien mans the telephones at a local orthodontist's office, sweeps up the fallen strands of hair on the floor of the local barber shop, is a merchant in the Gobi Desert, and is a self-proclaimed linguini chef. Lovely. And, in addition to that, he also works part-time as Smiley Pai- the star of a public television's educational preschool program.
Preview:
Our basic plot outline is as followed: (brace yourself)
I. Chapter 1: Preventing Disaster
a. Kish and Ryou meet Ichigo properly (which is to say, not in a lovey-dovey way)
b. Alien crew is introduced; relationships + personalities are vaguely established
c. Mew Mews find Pudding; Tart's more involved this time 'round
d. The two are given candy and try to set loose the zoo's animals
II. Chapter 2: Masaya Dies
a. Masaya dies
III. Chapter 3: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Cowboy Hats
a. The whole "We-must-pursuade-Zakuro" propaganda
b. Her UGLY hat is proved crucial in the saving of Earth
IIII. Chapter 4: No Touchy
a. Tart experiences the joys of cable television and, as Georgia gripes and moans in
the background, watches Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove"
b. Tart rushes over to Pai's "lab" and tries to create his own
aminal-presto-changey-potion thingies
1. Without a recipe, mind you.
c. Kish is the unfortunate test subject
1. Becomes a panda, turtle, sheep, and many other things, including Ringo
2. Followed by debate over exactly which animal Ringo is infused with
V. Chapter 5: Randomly-Placed, Sappy Drama
a. Pai/Amai/Ryou love triangle solved, with Ryou winning
b. On other hand, Pai's got back-up: Kiken. Georgia would very much like to
know how this goes about happening, seeing as no one has told her . . . (elbows Patty)
c. Kish and Makie sorta like each other. Georgia can't wait. She's already thought
up about 7 other ways for this to happen. Not the stupid way it happened in her fanfic.
d. Pudding 'n Tart! A blindingly sweet and fluffy sugar-rush in the form of writing.
e. Haru enters for the first time. Helps out in the kitchen. Something found highly
attractive by men like Keiichiro
f. Keihi and Koumi hit on random strangers
VI. Chapter 6: Mountain Masaya Saves the Day
a. To rid the Earth of humans, alien boys start a torrent of acid rain in Tokyo
b. Caution: Acid rain may cause upset stomach DNA. There have been mild cases
of Mew Mew girls turning into their animal for up to 24 hours. Side-effects also include
panic, loss of human vocal cords, and tardiness to major battles. Ask your doctor if acid
rain-hybrid is right for you. (Affected are Ichigo, Amai, Pudding, Makie, Sage, and Haru)
c. They each head for their "boyfriends" for help
1. Ichigo, who's been boyfriend-deprived since Chapter 2, sulks in the
forests and eventually meets up with Mountain Masaya, formerly known as
Aoyadama-kun
2. Falls in love with her late boyfriend's clone, despite Aoyadama-kun's
very obvious anger problem
d. MEANWHILE, the alien boys and the other Mew Mews fight amidst the Tokyo
Tower and its new appendage, the cacoon thing
1. Any day now, SOMEONE will notice the fox, ram, cat, lion, zebra, and
monkey running around everyone's ankles
VII. Chapter 7: An Incredible Deal For Only 87 Easy Payments of $2.99! Call now!
a. Keihi and Koumi play with water guns near the ship's central power generator
b. Black-out on ship
1. The electrical doors won't open and everyone's stranded in the bridge
with only emergency supplies
2. Emergency supplies and a Truth, Dare, Kiss, or Promise game
3. Which is just like Truth or Dare only with the extended options of
Kiss(absolutely anyone) and Promise(like a long-term Dare)
c. This opens many options in forms of . . .
1. Truth: Who's afraid of the dark! . ;; ;; .
2. Dare: Can Kiken withstand a makeover from Kaida and Sage?
3. Kiss: It's Amai's turn and the spinner's pointing at Pai . . . (wink wink)
4. Promise: Who'da thought Pai can keep his Promise to watch
Tellytubbies for that long? x0;;
VIII. Chapter 8: Kyle MaGuire's Picnic Lunch
a. The Mew Mew crew stops for a picnic lunch
b. Coincidentally enough, so has Kyle MaGuire
1. Thus proves true the Clark and Co. law of science that ties in flippers
with the rest of the scientific world
IX. Chapter 9: . . . and from Viewers Like You. Thank You.
a. To learn more morals and to have a better sense of self, the alien Mew Mews
are forced to participate in an educational television programme
b. Keihi and Koumi misinterpret this and are totally convinced that they now have
to actually host the children's programme
1. Somehow, Kish, Tart, Makie, Sage, Haru, Kiken, Kaida, and even Pai
also get dragged into hosting
c. Introducing:
1. The Theme Song
2."Talking About Our Feelings - with our friend Smiley Pai"
3. "Shapes, Shapes, All Around! -with our friend Miss Makie: The
Butterfly Girl"
4. "Sing-Songs! -with our friend Smiley Pai"
5. "Which One Doesn't Belong: The Grouping Game" -with our friends
Happy Elf Sage, Silly Elf Kaida, and Short Elf Tart
6. "Story Time" -with our Designated Reader, Smiley Pai
7. "Everyone's Special! Everyone's A Friend: A Lesson in Loving our
Neighbor -with our friends Miss Kiken and Sir Kish: The Royal Rulers of Friendshiptown
8. And "Let's Get Moving: Learn Fun Games Like Hopscotch, Jump
Rope, and Hula-Hooping -with our friend Sir Smiley Pai, the Old Prince of the Kingdom
of Funhairsalondom2, Friendshiptown's Favorite Neighbor!"
Why Aliens Have Ribbons!
Georgia: I'm sure you've noticed that Kish, Tart, and Pai have ribbons that move and wander about on their own. No, they are not in fact tails, but instead a system of ranking in their "military". Never mind that there are only three persons in the military. . .
Carolina: So...The longer your ribbons, the better warrior you are. Kish (of course) has the longest ribbons of all three, so he is the best. Do you get it?
Georgia: -nods- In addition, the wrappy arm thingies they wear on their forearms are none other than a way of making other people around you feel stupid 'cuz they show how much SMARTER you are than the Average Joe!
(Pause) They indicate whether or not you have an adequate understanding of your studies. 'Cuz, you know, they all live in a sort of flying dorm room thingie, so they MUST go to school. . . .
Carolina: If you happen to have puffy, flowy arm thingies, such as Pai's it proves superior intellect in science and math. If they are also on your legs, you have knowledge in medics.
Georgia: And now for the minor details:
All alien males must don their hair with some sort of a ponytail (with wrappy things) in any form you please.
If you make it your business not to wear any shoes, then you are proclaiming to the world that you are indeed a youth.
Carolina: If you are confused, then please reread. This info is pertinent in the story, so study up! Maybe someday YOU will have some wrappy thingies!
Georgia: And if you are rather lazy and don't feel like commiting such a large amount of information to memory, you'll just have to read along, get confused, and assume that everything we say is right and pertaining to our aforementioned charts.
