Hiya everyone! This is my 2nd current FF7 fic! My 1st current FF7 fic is Delusional, ya know? Anyway, I decided to write a little more romance! I just watched Chasing Liberty with Mandy Moore and I fell in love completely! I had this idea stuck with me for a while from watching Princess Diaries 2 but my mom and I recently watched Chasing Liberty minutes ago.. so… I'm pumped up! Hahahahaha! Anyway, I'm also EXTRA happy because I'm listening to Full Metal Alchemist's "Ready Steady Go!" on midi that I downloaded a couple of hours ago. And Ive been seaching EVERYWHERE for a download! Promise Ill put it on my site fer u guyz ta hear! Anyway, ciao!

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Not a Fairy Tale

Chappy 1: Welcome to you're New Home

The young spiky-haired blonde waited in the courtyard for his 'tour guide' to arrive. He had to admit, he thought it would be impossible to get through the front gates. The guards tried to do whatever they could to make him look bad. Maybe they were prejudice. Anyway, he was just grateful he made it through.

The spiky blonde man turned to the Front Gate Security guards watching him like a dog. He just smiled and gave a friendly wave. The Front Gate security just glared.

Oo-kaay… so much for being friendly… He thought to himself.

"Cloud Strife?" called out a tedious voice behind him.

Cloud turned to see a young man about his age with a scar across his face and brown hair that went to his shoulders.

"Yeah, and who are you?" Cloud said in a cocky manner.

"You're the new security guard, right?" Said the tedious young man.

"Well, yeah," Cloud said obviously.

The young man heaved a sigh. "My name is, Leon, vice-leader of the Security group. This, of course, is the Gainsborough Castle. It has been passed down to generations of royalty through hundreds of years…"

"Uh huh…" Cloud said understanding what Leon was saying. Geez, can this guy get any boringer? Cloud thought to himself.

"Alright… did you get all that I said? Now, let's move on to the grand tour…" Leon said in a dull tone.

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It's been hours, since Leon has been showing Cloud around the gargantuan castle.

Leon and Cloud came about to a large area covered with grass and sport equipment. "This is where the queen and all the other royals play sports such as crocket, golf, tennis, pong.."

Geez… it's been hours and this guy hasn't even showed me inside the palace! And we've been walking since FOREVER and my feet hurt! I'd rather look at the grass then to listen to this guy… Cloud mentally said to himself.

"Yo, Leon!"

The two young men turned around to see a big large Black guy coming towards them. "Yo, 'sup!" He greeted in a deep tone.

"Whatever…" Leon muttered.

"Hi.." Cloud said quietly.

The large Black guy with his hair braided back down the back his head paused and looked at Cloud. "Do I know you?"

"I'm new…" Cloud answered.

"Oh yeah! The newbie!" The Black guy said aloud. "I'm Barret, leader of the Security guard group! This is your new home da palace, dawg!" Barrett wrapped his big thick arm around Leon's soldier. "And I'm sure you met my apprentice, Leon. Hope he's not boring you to death, bro!" Barrett gave Leon a noogie. "Ain't dat' right, dawg?" Leon tried to squirm out of Barrett's grip. "Yeah, yeah, just get away from me…" Leon said coldly.

Barrett frowned. "Boy, what's the matter with you? Ain't no way we's gonna have anymore team mates with you going 'Mr. Grinch' on everyone!"

"Well, I'm sorry for doing my job.." Leon retorted.

While the two were arguing, Cloud drifted away to a nearby statue. He scanned it from the top, to the bottom. "It's so…." Cloud cringed at the 'bareness' of the sculpture. "… revealing.."

"I know, isn't it?" A young brunette peeked out from behind the statue and strolled next to Cloud. "That's the statue of David, made my Michelangelo…"

"Really?" Cloud continued to look at it.

"Yeah.." said the young brunette looking at it as well. "You could tell that he studied deeply about anatomy…"

"Well, I think he has a perverted mind…" Cloud suggested.

The brunette giggled. "Really? You think so?"

"Well, of course! I mean – look at him! He's thinking…. Naked! I mean, can't he think with some pants on?"

The brunette started to laugh. "Hahaha! You have a point there!"

There was a long silence.

"What do you think he's thinking about?" the brunette asked.

"I think…" Cloud said. ".. he's trying to find a better pose to attract some women…"

The brunette and Cloud laughed.

Suddenly, the brunette looked down at her watch. "Oh man, I have to go…" She said.

The brunette turned to Cloud with her bright green eyes looking straight into Cloud's blue eyes. "Well.." She said shyly sticking her hand out. "I guess this is goodbye.."

Cloud smiled and shook her hand lightly. "Until we meet again…" The young brunette slipped away from his firm grip and ran off.

"Yo, Cloud!"

She was… different… Cloud gazed at the mysterious brunette running off into the distance.

"CLOOUUD!" Barrett threw a rock at Cloud's head.

"OW!"

"Come on, man, I'm going to give you da tour guide!" Barrett waved his hand. "Come on!"

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Hee hee hee. That was cool, huh? It gets better in the next chapter…

Oh ya, I put in the KH Leon in there cause he's soooooo keewwwwwwwwwlll! LOL

Anwyay, please R&R! I'd gladly appreciate it!