Bird: Groaaaannn… I am so groggy… PEEPS! THANKS FOR REVIEWING! Ummm… you still forgot if you said you wanted yukiru or kyoru… cry cry. I GOT REVIEWS:Does the happy dance: I'm sorry I haven't updated. I have an annual test. ANNUAL! So you know how hard the parents work you on big tests… sorry.
Yuki solemnly wondered if they spoke their language. Wearily, he tried to respond, but his tongue failed him. Instead, Kyo gruffly shouted, "Who the heck are you!"

"Oh, hahaha, very funny, but who the heck are YOU, wandering the courtyard this hour in the freaking middle of the night!" a charcoal-black-haired girl retorted.

"We got every right to be here!" Kyo shot a dirty glance like she was Queen Poopsie. Although inside, he knew the three of them weren't supposed to be there at all.

"Well, gee, Obnoxious, could we at least get our poor Mina back?" The girl in said.

"Mina… yes, here, we're very sorry," Yuki mumbled, setting Mina on a bench peacefully. As Yuki fidgeted, a different girl, this one a bit taller than the rest, came up boldly and whispered,

"Thank you for saving Mina… We really 'preciate it." She looked ashamed to interrupt the argument.

"Oh, yes, Jane, of course! Where were my manners? Oh, right, they kinda got whisked away when Carrot Top decided to be rude," the black-haired girl smirked. And pointed accusingly to Kyo while keeping her other hand on her hip impatiently. Jane, as the three discovered this girl's name, gently lifted Mina and started the way back, beckoning her friends to follow. Urgently, she trotted with Mina in her hands with her fuzzy slippers, a bit dirty from the dry-packed dirt. Yuki reached his hand out to get their attention and with every vein in his body wanted to yell,

"Ho—ly! Are we in a mess! We need HELP, I say, HELP!" But Yuki controlled himself. After gulping down what must've been a liter of saliva down his dry, hurting throat, he croaked,

"Umm… we, we could use some help getting used to this area. C-could you help us?" This unexpected question made the girls stop dead in their tracks, mid-step, and looked at Yuki like he had five heads.

"Y-y-y-es! Please! We would be willing to pay for rent and everything!" Tohru piped.

"Ooookay, well, we could use a name from the three of you, at least, if we're going to help you," one replied suspiciously. She had black hair, but what really stood out, even in the inky black night, were her fierce blue eyes.

"I'm Tohru! That's Yuki, and that's Kyo!" Tohru answered happily. She thought that they were gaining help from the girls. So sad, since all they really were was in denial that these people really existed, but figures of their imagination. The three girls huddled. Jane, the blue eyed person, and the other girl with a calm, shy feel whispered, arguing and contemplating.

"They saved Mina! We could at least show some gratitude,"

"But what if they're serial killers?"

"Hello! Does that stupid-looking Tohru girl look like a serial killer? Huh?"

"We're just going to help them out a little, okay? We owe it to the Yuki dude."

"Fine, but when we're in the ninth layer of hell 60 years too early, then we'll blame it on you!"

The shy girl nudged her friend.

"It was your idea! You go," she whispered. The hot-head shot back a glance and responded the three,

"Hurry up and follow us, we might have space." The three eagerly followed them up and up to the second floor to room 2-H. One of them murmured, "This is it, I might as well start getting ready to say hi to Satan!" Yuki, Tohru, and Kyo looked at the room. It was white, like an angel's wings' glow. There were two sets of bunk beds.

"Have we introduced ourselves? Oh, dear! We haven't! Well, I'm Jane, that shy girl's Kailin, and Ms. Rude here is Valerie."

"Yeah, call me Ms. Rude, Ms. Rude," Valerie shot back.

"So how will this work? We'll have an unconscious Mina on one bed. Can I share a bed with you, Jane? And is it alright if Valerie and Tohru sleep in one? Unfortunately, the two guys will hafta share on bed," Kailin rambled. The Sohma cousins looked at each other in absolute disgust. Then, there was more delayed horrification when they realized with agony that they had thought the same thing.

"I DO NOT WANNA SLEEP WITH THAT RETARD, DEMENTED RAT!" Kyo yelled, throwing his arms about madly.

"I… cannot sleep with someone who has so many Moron diseases…" growled Yuki, his eyes glowering and flashing.

"Oooh, so you guys are enemies, well, that is too bad for you! Unless one of you would sleep with Tohru and another girl," scoffed Valerie. Both were about to say, "Why not? Anything's better than that retard!" but stopped themselves right before they were about to talk. They realized a split second before how perverted and lascivious that was. And they realized how an innocent Tohru might jump right into bed with them if they asked, not knowing how wrong that was. They would've felt so guilty. They decided to do it for Tohru.

"O-o-kay…" the two cursed members grunted.


End! I'll update my other ongoing fan fic soon, I promise! Besides, I'm more dedicated to writing a chapter if I had promised.