Annnnnd, this is me and Lori-chan's fanfic! GO US! Tis a CRACKfic, as you may have noticed, and it is very...interesting and oh so Sisi-like! As said, read some of Lorien's other fanfics to find out who Sisi is.
Disclaimor: I do not own FMA...If I did, it wouldn't have ANY fans, therefore NO FANFICS! THE HORROR! But if you DO decide to sue me for no reason, I could give you a MUSHROOM. There. I did my best.
THE SISI FIC By LunaTabby and Lorien Moore
Firsssstttt…. The mushrooms took over the world. THEN Sisi DIED.
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Eh hem. clears throat THISH ISH TEH SISIFIC! WHERE EVERY BODY IN THE WHOOOOOLE WIIIIDE WORLD…turns into a mushroom. U,u
DESTROOOOOOOYYYYY –BoOm. Bada boom. BADA GIRL.- Lorien LIIIIVES. Doom. Da doom. Da doom doom doom.
But Roy does TOO. NOOO! SUFFER, SISI, SUFFER! THEN DIIIIIIIEEEEEE!
"torchic373: ROY MUST DIE!"
Sisi Queen of All Mushrooms and Roy-haters
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Hey! Look! It's a MUSHROOM FENCE! ROY must've built it…What happened to Amestrian pride? IT TURNED INTO MUSHROOMIAN PRIDE ONCE ROY BECAME FUHRER!
And, to put it mildly, Sisi was NOT happy…sooooooo.. What did she do! She ATTEMPTED to kill all the mushrooms in the world, ESPECIALLY the big, GIANT mushroom that is known as the core of the earth! But, of course, the made ROY unhappy, so he…uhhhhh…oh god, it's TOO HORRIFYING! HE MADE HER WEAR A MUSHROOM SUIT! SISI! …And he made the rest of Amestris wear mushroom-suits tooo…
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Hey! Look! There's ANOTHER mushroom fence! WE MUST TAKE IT DOWN. FOR IT IS THE EVIL WORK OF ROY.
Ahhh, so the world has finally learned. ROY, WE, KNEW YOU WOULD BE FOUND OUT SOMEDAY! So HA!
Right.
And that is how Roy the fuhrer got overthrown. Because he made his people wear mushroom suits. And ya know who started it all? SISI! ALL HAIL THE MUSHROOM HATING ERA!
YUSH. Doesn't it just ROCK SO HARD! Anyhoo, for the original copy, email me at L unaTabby yahoo, co m.cn (Remove spaces), or IM me. My AIM sn is LunaTabby and YIM sn is xTsukiNekox.It's much better and it gives a little explanation on the mushroom fences. Review, ja!
