A/N: I don't own any characters or creative ideas associated with Rent or X-Men Evolution. I did not write the song "La Vie Boheme" However I highly recommend it to anyone who is unfamiliar with it (Caution: original lyrics have mature rating) Original lyrics can be found by searching "Rent" "La Vie Boheme" "lyrics" on Google. The line of asterisks indicate where I removed the end of "La Vie Boheme" and tacked on the end of "La Vie Boheme Reprise" 'cause I liked it better.
La Vie Mutant
ALL
La vie mutant
La vie mutant
La vie mutant
La vie mutant
Professor X
I had an inspiration
Filling the mansion, recruiting kids with mutations
They need more training
To control themselves,
Their going against the grain,
I'm going insane
Going mad
The X-Men
To getting detention, no pension
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention, hating pretension
Not to mention of course,
Hating dear old mom and dad
To training, our time,
Each day in the danger room
To doom, to no elbow room
To powers - to choice
To a "normal" life
To mutant ball
To being an us, for once, instead of a them
ALL
La vie mutant
La vie mutant
Kurt
Is the X-jet ready to go?
Rogue
It is, Kurt
Kurt
I'd better check it just in case
Don't give me that face
(Kurt smacks Rogue's ass as she exits. Logan reacts)
Logan
Ahhemm
Kurt
Hey Mister - she's my sister
Scott
So that's five multiples, four explosive children
Three people who are blue, two telepathists
And one clone with Logan's claws
Kitty
Ugh!
Rogue
Way too many
Kitty
In, like, one big house
Professor X
That's nineteen mutants in all
Is that it here?
ALL
We're all clear!
The new mutants
To causing destruction where ever we may go
To outside, to inside, to blasting through the walls
To fire, to lasers, to killing Storm's flowers
To destroying the mansion using our powers
Tabitha and Bobby
Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
Creation, vacation
Ray
Mucho demolition
Kitty and Amara
Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new
Ororo
To control
Sam
To explosions
Bobby, Roberto, Sam, and Tabitha
To anything taboo
Jean and Scott
Jubilee, Bobby, Roberto and Ray
Kitty
To the mall
Mr. McCoy
To Shakespeare
Logan
To the rage
Ororo
To Bayville
Mr. McCoy
To Cerebro
Evan
To the danger room, too
ALL
Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
To blow off Auntie Em
La vie mutant
Jean
And wash the uniforms before you pack
Scott
Yes, Jean
Jean
Well - hurry back
(Jean and Scott kiss)
Logan
Watch it bub!
Jean
We're close
(Lance jumps on top of Kitty, who's on the table. They kiss)
Lance and Kitty
We're closer!
The X-men
Brotherhood, Acolytes, homo sapiens,
Morlocks,our high school classmates,Principle Kelly
Quicksilver, Avalanche, Scarlet Witch
Mystique "Mrs. Darkholm",Sabertooth,Apocalypse
Not to mention, Magneto
ALL
To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, to extreme
To sentinels – We took one out, On T.V.,
To no shame - never playing the Fame Game
Scott
To yellow spandex!
ALL
My genes should be,
Between God and me
To Weapon X
Professor X
Oh no... Oh no...Oh no
ALL
Anarchy
Evan and Rayne
Revolution, justice, screaming for solutions,
Forcing changes, risk, and danger
Making noise and making pleas
ALL
To monsters, muties, freaks, non-
humans too
Roberto
To me!
Jamie
To me!
Jubilee and Amara
To me!
ALL
To you, and you and you, you and you
To people living with, living with,
Living with not hiding from our genes
Let he among us without sin
Be the first to condemn
La vie mutant
La vie mutant
La vie mutant
Viva la vie mutant!
