Dear journal,
I
haven't written in this for a while so sue me. Well talking about
my past experiences, I was born in the middle of space from some dark
cloud. Some mysterious figure appeared and took me to some refinery
to study me. They thought I would make a great bounty hunter when I
grow; they were right. Later on I found out that the people who
studied me were people from Hell, and that I was raised on Hell. I
was once called to a meeting when I was 13. By the way I'm 9-13, 9
lifetimes, thirteen years. So in years, I'm about 823 years old. On
Hell, we don't count years of our lives, and we don't age till
after our last lifetime. Well during the meeting, they gave me an
"assignment" or a planet to conquer in each dimension. I was
chosen to take over nine dimensions of earth. Don't ask how that's
possible cause I don't know either. So now I have this planet to
conquer, or so that's what they think. Well I'm not going to take
over this planet. In the 8th lifetime, I met Raven, some
dark and pretty girl, from Azarath. Well somehow when I was
meditating to calm my mind from some rage, my mind and Ravens minds
met. Well we were both confused about one another. I introduced
myself to her and tried to explain what happened. I then told her
that I think the console of Hell will give me the next assignment to
go to the planet she's on, after I explained about where I came
from, to destroy the planet. But I decided not to blow up the planet,
cause of Raven's attractive looks; not trying to be perverted P. I
said that I would try to contact her some other time, and to tell her
friends that I would be on my way. After I conquered that planet, I
was sent to Hell for my last assignment, which is to kill the Teen
Titans and destroy that planet, which I'm not going to do. Well
today, I'm going to show my friends Half-Life 1 and 2, and the
modifications. I also revived Terra so Beast Boy doesn't interrupt
me when I'm in the middle of something. Well he hasn't yet, but I
know he's going to. Well I'm still setting my room up, still got to
add the shooting range and a lot of other crap. For whatever amount
of money you steal and get away with in each lifetime, the console
triples the amount of money, so you will be prepared for your next
lifetime. I manufacture my own arms and ammo, so I don't have to
waste my money on that. So I must have like about 20 x's more than
whatever that geek Bill Gates made for the creation of the internet.
Well I'm going to show the TT that half-life 2 now.
