Dear journal,
I haven't written in this for a while so sue me. Well talking about my past experiences, I was born in the middle of space from some dark cloud. Some mysterious figure appeared and took me to some refinery to study me. They thought I would make a great bounty hunter when I grow; they were right. Later on I found out that the people who studied me were people from Hell, and that I was raised on Hell. I was once called to a meeting when I was 13. By the way I'm 9-13, 9 lifetimes, thirteen years. So in years, I'm about 823 years old. On Hell, we don't count years of our lives, and we don't age till after our last lifetime. Well during the meeting, they gave me an "assignment" or a planet to conquer in each dimension. I was chosen to take over nine dimensions of earth. Don't ask how that's possible cause I don't know either. So now I have this planet to conquer, or so that's what they think. Well I'm not going to take over this planet. In the 8th lifetime, I met Raven, some dark and pretty girl, from Azarath. Well somehow when I was meditating to calm my mind from some rage, my mind and Ravens minds met. Well we were both confused about one another. I introduced myself to her and tried to explain what happened. I then told her that I think the console of Hell will give me the next assignment to go to the planet she's on, after I explained about where I came from, to destroy the planet. But I decided not to blow up the planet, cause of Raven's attractive looks; not trying to be perverted P. I said that I would try to contact her some other time, and to tell her friends that I would be on my way. After I conquered that planet, I was sent to Hell for my last assignment, which is to kill the Teen Titans and destroy that planet, which I'm not going to do. Well today, I'm going to show my friends Half-Life 1 and 2, and the modifications. I also revived Terra so Beast Boy doesn't interrupt me when I'm in the middle of something. Well he hasn't yet, but I know he's going to. Well I'm still setting my room up, still got to add the shooting range and a lot of other crap. For whatever amount of money you steal and get away with in each lifetime, the console triples the amount of money, so you will be prepared for your next lifetime. I manufacture my own arms and ammo, so I don't have to waste my money on that. So I must have like about 20 x's more than whatever that geek Bill Gates made for the creation of the internet. Well I'm going to show the TT that half-life 2 now.