Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah Boo Boo!

By: Raven

Special edition to UK. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!-

"Draco, I'm boooored!" Kori whined. Ok, sure. She might be Draco's cousin twice removed, but that still did not make her any less annoying. Hermione looked up from her book to Kori, and Harry glanced over from his game of Wizard's Chess. Ron was busy thinking about his next move, and Draco looked ready to bang his head against the wall.

So, maybe you're wondering why Draco is here. Kori is Draco's cousin twice removed, and one of her mom's friends was friends with Hermione's mom. So….Kori insisted Draco come, and Hermione brought along Harry and Ron.

"Kori," Hermione suggested carefully, "How about we go to a movie?"

Kori thought for a moment. "Ok! But only if I get to choose the movie and Draco pays for everything!"

This brought Draco out of his stupor. "WHAT!"

"Don't make me tell mommy and daddy!" Kori said, looking like she was ready to throw a temper tantrum. "And Lucius said you had to take care of me today, no matter what!" Kori said the last statement viciously, and Draco shuddered. Kori was…well, had a lot of influence over his family.

Kori stuck out her tongue, and went over to the computer (Note: They are in Arizona. We have computers. AND WE HAVE INDIANS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY UK!)

"OOOhhh…we can watch, 'The Incredibles', 'Dreamcatcher', 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' or… 'Christine'." Kori looked up from the screen. "Can we go see the 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'? Please? Please? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"

With no reply in sight, Kori started crying.

"Alright, alright!" Harry, Draco, and Ron said simultaneously.

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