Cyborg and Beast Boy started playing some racing game on the Game Station after the hostage rescue. Crow turned his room into a kitchen to fix some dinner while watching the Food Network. Robin and Starfire had permission to play another one of Crow's games, Ever Quest 2 (See for info on the game,) in their room where Crow set up their computers when he first got here, and thus Terra and Raven were getting along well in Crow's shooting range, though Crow thought they would fire at each other.
"Crap! I forgot to get the
eggs," Crow said, "Least I'm taping this episode." He went to
the other kitchen in the tower. He didn't find any eggs in the
fridge either.
"Beast Boy?" he called.
"Yes?" Beast
Boy replied.
"What did you do with the eggs?"
While Beast
Boy distracted, Cyborg pressed the controls to ram his car into Beast
Boys car to nock him off the edge.
"BOYAA!" He shouted.
Beast Boy gave an angry face at Cyborg.
"Well?" Crow
said, losing his patience. I know you threw them away, he thought as
he wanted to say aloud.
"Well…umm…there's an interesting
story about your eggs," he began, "well you see-
"I know
you threw them away," Crow said, "God forsaken vegetarian," he
then whispered to Cyborg. Never mind, I'll buy some more, if you
waste anymore meat products, I'm going to hunt you down like I did
to that hacker on my 6th lifetime." He flash-backed to
the hacking scene
Police cars surrounded a home. Crow
sneaked through the back door with an Uzi.
"Come out with your
hands up!" a police officer demanded talking through a speaker
phone.
"Go in." Crow herd a voice from his radio attached to
his waste. He knocked down the door and silently went in. It took him
about a minute to find the room the hacker was in.
"Freeze!"
he shouted, finding the criminal. The hacker went out the back window
where no other cops bother to guard, and Crow started to chase him.
After two blocks, he loaded his Uzi and shoots three bullets, taking
him down. Medics came to take the suspect in a stretcher.
"Serves
you right," Crow began, "I think that will be about five-million
dollars in damage of other peoples computers." The medics took the
injured suspect in the truck and took off.
"Good work," one
of the officers said. The police men circled Crow, congratulating him
on his success.
He then walked to Walgreens to get the
eggs, for his recipe. He paid $10.00 for two dozen eggs and walked
out. Great deal, he thought. He then walked out of the store and
noticed a girl's purse being robbed.
"Hey!" she shouted.
Crow put the eggs down by the wall of the store and started to chase
the thief.
"A classic purse theft, how original," he said to
himself.
The burglar turned a corner and so did Crow. He
materialized a silent USP and stopped running. He took a glance
through the top of the gun, aiming at the robber, and pulled the
trigger. The bullet penetrated the thief's back, causing him to
fall face-forward. He walked thirty feet towards the guy and noticed
static coming out of the back and gears.
"A robot?" he asked
to himself, "Pfft."
"Wow, your such a retard."
Surprisingly, Gizmo's voice was herd through a radio connected to
the robot. Then suddenly, the robot got up and attempted to shoot
Crow with a 12-gauge shotgun, but Crow jumped in the air avoiding the
sneak attack. Camouflaged in the air, he saw the woman, that whose
purse was stolen, took off the extra clothing and saw Jinx standing a
few yards away. He then turned to an alley and saw Mammoth standing
in the shadows. Then he noticed Gizmo on top of a building. They then
gathered together to fight Crow
"Where did he go?" Jinx
asked.
Crow then slammed down on the ground, destroying part of
the concrete, and tore Gizmo's electric backpack off then threw it
in the streets.
"Heh, we finally meet." Crow said, "I must
warn you, I'm Godlike compared to you three."
"What do you
know," Gizmo began, "Another member of the Pee-Titans." He
immaturely joked, noticing a TT communicator.
"Pathetic, can't
you make a more mature joke? It's not really mandatory for me to
fight noobies." Crow insulted, referring back to his online-gaming
experience.
Just like that, Gizmo's team charged at him like
wild bulls, seeing the color red. Mammoth started punching at Crow,
but Crow punched back, having a little game of "Bloody Knuckles."
Mammoth's hands started to bleed. He started to rub his hands in a
bit of pain. Crow then created a couple of daggers and pinned Mammoth
to a wall, making him bleed to unconsciousness.
"It's called
'Spiked Carapace'," Crow said, "One of the Souls of Hell's
basic skills." He then licked Mammoths blood off of his knuckles.
"Rabies?" Crow
insulted.
"Well it's going to take more than skill to defeat
me!" Gizmo retorted. He lunged with a back-up backpack with
spider-like legs. Crow produced two shogun-pistols. Gizmo stabbed
Crow through the arm, but Crow didn't ached. He took his pistols
and shot four shotgun shells at the spider-like legs, making them
crumble to the ground.
"AH!" Gizmo screamed, in shock of the
easy destruction of his technology. Crow then threw him hard into the
wall, knocking him out.
"Done well so far," Jinx began, "But
your luck has run out!" She then shot purple beams at him, thus
bringing part of a building crashing down on Crow.
"Thought
so," Jinx said. She then started to walk away, but then she herd
Crow's voice.
"On the contrary, I'm not superstitious."
He then slashed through the crumbled building with two swords in his
hands. He then flew towards Jinx, swinging his swords at her like a
blender on full power. The blades slashed through her skin, leaving
severed cuts all over. Then after the quick slashing maneuver, she
then collapsed.
Crow then walked off with his eggs, leaving
Gizmo and his allies unconscious and waiting for the authorities to
get them.
"Jeez, what assholes? I come to get two dozen eggs
and then suddenly, I was attacked by these three jerks. Ugh," Crow
said to himself. After he got back to the tower, he finally finished
his recipes for dinner. He then came to the dining room with a huge
feast of steak, ribs, French fries, fresh fruit and vegetables, and
Beast Boy's lousy tofu.
"Diner!" Crow shouted, and just
like that, the Teen Titans appeared within seconds.
"It seems
like you guys are hungry." Crow said.
"Well of course!"
Beast Boy started.
"We skipped lunch!" Everyone except Crow
shouted.
"Next time, make yourselves something to eat." Crow
said, getting pretty aggravated, "now everyone S.T.F.U. and eat!"
