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Chapter Two
"Undercover? Batman, did the Justice League do something to your head? We've got a half robot, an alien, and a guy who was bitten by a green monkey, who; by the way, is Green! And then there's…umm… me and Raven." Robin said noticing Raven's glare as he generalized the team. 'Man that was bad grammar.' He thought.
"Robin, I'm the richest man in the world, I've got it covered." Batman responded. Robin hated the way he still talked to him, like he was still the little ten-year old who idolized him.
"So who are we?" Beast Boy asked.
"You will be stereotypical teenagers." Batman explained to them.
Then, almost as if on cue, Alfred walked in pulling a clothes cart behind him.
"Sir, where would you want to put this? Oh, it's good to see you again Robin." Alfred said.
"You too, Alfred." Robin said quietly. It was weird for Robin seeing him again. With Batman, he knew how to block out the past. This wasn't a personal mission. He couldn't do that with Alfred, though.
"That's fine right there Alfred." Batman directed. "Cyborg – I'm assuming you still have that ring Robin mentioned to me—you're an average jock. You'll be the quarterback."
Alfred handed him a red and black football uniform.
"Yes! I'm back, baby!" Cyborg trumpeted. Before Cyborg joined the team he played football at his old school.
"Who is this baby of you are glad to be returned to?" Starfire wondered.
"It's just an expression, Star." Robin explained to her.
"Starfire, you will be a cheerleader." Batman informed her.
Alfred handed her a red and black outfit.
Starfire giggled.
"Raven…"
"If it's stupid, I'll kill you."
"…You're a Goth." Batman told, her threat not even fazing him.
Alfred handed her dark clothes and a black wig that had red ends and bangs that looked like they would cover her chakra.
"Okay, but only if I get to keep the wig." Raven told Batman, she was obviously relieved.
There was only one outfit left on the cart.
Robin turned to Beast Boy. " Sorry, BB. Hey, maybe there are some clothes in my old room you could" Robin got out before Batman interrupted.
"Beast Boy, you'll be one of the popular kids." Batman told him.
Alfred handed him the clothes.
"Sweet!" Beast Boy explained.
"What about me? Am I like a 'super cool kid' or something?" Robin asked, rather pre-assured.
"That, Robin, proves you really are a nerd. That's why you're going to be a member of the school band." Batman countered with a flick of his cape.
"A band geek?" Robin asked, shocked.
"You're a nerd?" Beast Boy asked me.
"I never quit calling him a nerd." Cyborg added.
Robin looked at Star who was laughing, along with everyone else.
"Guys…" Robin whined, embarrassed.
