Summary: A couple of men aren't happy with themselves and would like tohave a go at being someone else.Let's let Gandalf and all the others try another life. Do you think Gandalf will do a good job being Legolas? Mix in a Stone door with a tragic past, a forgetful Balrog and soldiers on strike. The result is a Lord of The Rings Cake!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story. Well, except for a couple of the Ents, and the Stone door and… This is my first fanfiction.
And last but not least: a bunch of roses to XNemesis for beta reading this for me
It seems that not everyone understands how this role-switching thing goes. I will try to explain this now. This role-switching thing is like a role-play. Legolas plays Gandalf and Aragorn plays Gollum. They have not, I repeat not switched bodies. They are just playing a game.
Aragorn...Gollum
Boromir...Pippin
Merry...Gimli
Pippin...Elrond
Sam...Gandalf
Frodo...Boromir
Legolas...Aragorn
Gimli...Sam
Gandalf...Legolas
Gollum...Frodo
Elrond...Merry
"Look at me! I can walk on snow!" Gandalf shouts happily and tiptoes over the white layer on the ground. The rest of the Fellowship looks at Gandalfas he dances.
Boromir scratches his head, "Uhum. Gandalf… The snow isn't even one inch thick…"
"Party spoiler…" Gandalf growls.
When the Fellowship is higher up on the mountain, Gollum surprisingly disappears.
Gimli looks around confused, "Has anyone seen Gollum?"
"Oh, you mean that froggy-like-thing, who is obsessed with the ring,which can destroy Middle-Earth... Andthe froggyismeant to play the ringbearer? The creature that is likely to run away from us as soon as he gets his chance to take the ring for his own? No I haven't. Were we supposed to watch him?" Boromir asks.
Meanwhile…
"It's mine, my own, my precious…" Gollum hisses and plays with the One ring.
Suddenly Aragorn comes into view, "Stup-p-pid mo-o-unt-t-tain. So d-d-damn f-f-fre-e-ez-z-zing. Oh, h-h-hey t-t-there G-g-gollum. What a-are you d-d-doing-g he-ere?"
"Why do you ask?" Gollum asks suspiciously and pats the ring.
"W-w-well, you-u're the r-ringb-bearer. You s-s-shouldn't b-be a-a-alone. M-m-may-ybe I shoul-l-ldt-t-tak-ke you t-to the o-others…" Aragorn replies.
When Gollum hears what Aragorn says he throws himself forward and grabs hold of the little clothing Aragorn has, "No! We begss you, nice human. Pretty human. Tasty human. Nice sssmelling human"
Aragorn shakes Gollum's hands of him, "I-I-I th-think the c-c-cold h-has b-b-been a-a-affecting your m-mind. M-me? Nice sme-l-lling? C-come with m-me."
"NO! You wantsss the preciousss for yourselfs. Leave us alone. The precious doesn´t go with you´re haircolour! You needsss silver! Our precious goes with our hair." Aragorn looks sceptically on Gollum's ten hairs
The human shakes his head, "I-I d-d-don't w-want the s-s-stupid r-r-ring!"
Gollum glares at Aragorn, "Nassty human insultss the precious! Now he'ss going to pay!" He jumps on Aragorn.
The rest of the Fellowship arrives just in time to see Aragorn lying on top of Gollum stuffing snow inGollum's ears
"Look at them! Aragorn is trying to take the ring from Gollum! Someone stop him!" Merry pleads.
"My pleasure," Legolas smiles evilly.
Gandalf jumps up and down putting his hand up, "I'll do it! I'll do it!" Legolas and Gandalf change glares and on the same time they start to sprint towards the rolling figures in the snow.
"I will win! I'm an elf! I can walk on snow!" Gandalf shouts happily.
Legolas lifts an eyebrow, "Oh yeah? Well, so can I."
Gandalf makes a sour face, "No you can't! You're a human!"
"Well watch me!"
Gandalf watches Legolas run on top of the snow, while he stands in the waist deep snow. With one move Legolas, takes his sword and puts itat Aragorn's throat.
"This is for not washing your clothes before giving them to me…" Legolas hisses in Aragorn's ear, but then Legolas is interrupted by an arrow, which hits his bag.
Gandalf laughs, "Haha! I hit you! You're dead!" Legolas opens his bag and looks if something has been damaged. And something is damaged.
Legolas widens his eyes, "You hit my mirror! Die bastard! Die!"
"FOOLS! DON'T YOU SEE! THIS IS WHAT SAURON WANTS! FOR US TO FIGHT AGAINST EACH OTHER! THIS MOUNTAIN IS CURSED! WE GO THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN! FULL STEAM AHEAD FOR MORIA!" Sam says in scary Gandalf voice.
The Fellowship stops and looks at Sam in his too big pointy hat and too big grey dress. Then they look at each other, and starts to walk down the mountain.
But the mountain isn't cursed. Sam has another reason. A much more terrifying reason… He looks back up on the mountain and thinks about the pub that is there. The pub, which doesn't serve ale. He shivers and follows the others.
When the Fellowship is near the Gates of Moria, a voice is heard on the air in Caradhras.
"Neia Cane Woissey! Ternae Mointye Salament!" ...… Helloo! Gandalf! It's you're turn! Gandalf! Gandalf! You're line! Don't tell me you have forgotten it! You're such a…"
Meanwhile near the Gates of Moria.
Gandalf scratches his beard, "I have this strange feeling I have forgotten something…"
I made this up
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