A Royal Mess

The alarm in Tweety and Aaooga's room went off at 6:00. They turned off the alarm and went to get the clothes for the royal wedding.

"Putting this on reminds me of our wedding." Aaooga said as she put on the dress that she wore to her wedding.

"Especially since that was only a few days ago." Tweety added.

"But this time it's for a royal wedding." Aaooga said.

"And to think that we wouldn't be invited." Tweety added. They both started laughing.

"How wrong I was." Aaooga said.

"Did you have that dream last night?" Tweety asked.

"No I didn't." Aaooga replied. They put on their uniforms and admired themselves in the mirror.

"You look as beautiful as you did on our wedding night." Tweety said.

"Thank you, and you look just as handsome." Aaooga replied.

"Thank you." Tweety said.


Daffy and Melissa also woke up at 6:00. They went to the wardrobe where they had stored the clothes they were going to wear.

"Here we are." Melissa said as she took out her dress.

"I'm looking forward to this." Daffy said as he took out his suit.

"It'll be like our wedding." Melissa added as she put on her underclothes.

"I'll dig out the tape of our wedding when this trip is over." Daffy said while he put on the blue suit he'd bought.

"I hope Tweety and Aaooga were able to get the tape of their wedding from Porky." Melissa said as she put on her dress.

"Wow, you look even more beautiful than normal when you're wearing that." Daffy said.

"Why thank you, and you look handsome in that suit." Melissa replied.


Bugs and Lola also awoke at 6:00. Bugs' dress was hanging on the front door while Lola's was hanging on the door to the En-suit Bathroom.

"Well, today's the day." Bugs said as he took his suit from the door.

"It's going to be on big party." Lola added as she took her dress.

"Do you think we'll be able to record the event?" Bugs asked as he put on his Tux.

"I doubt it, besides taking it might be dangerous." Lola replied.

"I see your point." Bugs said sadly.

"Hey, at least we have something to do today." Lola said.

"And we'll be on the TV as well." Bugs added. Lola nodded.

"We haven't been on TV together since they decided to televise our wedding." Lola said. She was now fully dressed in her dress. Bugs had also finished putting his suit on.

"I feel like we're doing our wedding again." Bugs said as he looked at himself in the mirror.

"I know the feeling." Lola replied. She looked at herself in the mirror.

"You look beautiful Lola." Bugs said dreamily.

"So do you, I think a little too beautiful though." Lola replied.

"Yeah, I'll have to beat any admirers away with a plastic carrot." Bugs joked. Lola laughed.

"Hope we don't have to do that." Lola replied sarcastically.


The group met up in the restaurant of the hotel for breakfast. They sat at the same table as they had the previous night.

"Well, I must say that everyone looks real great." Bugs said to everyone.

"It's good to look our best for a royal wedding." Daffy added.

"That reminds me, we don't know where the wedding is or how we're going to get there." Tweety said. As he said this, a waiter came up to the table.

"I come with details about the royal wedding." The waiter said.

"How did you know we were going?" Lola asked.

"The manager received a phone call from Stephen Fry last night." The waiter replied.

"He's the person that gave us the passes." Melissa said.

"Anyway, a limo will come to pick you all up in 1 hour." The waiter added.

"How did he know that we were staying here?" Aaooga asked.

"He saw you entering here last night." The waiter replied.

"Probably when we were returning from The Georgina von Etzdor." Bugs said quietly.

"And the limo will take us to where the wedding will take place?" Lola asked.

"Exactly, a special breakfast is on its way here for you." The waiter replied.

"What's on the menu?" Daffy asked.

"A mixture of cereals, toast, baguettes, tea, coffee and juice. Enough for all of you." The waiter replied.

"Is there any meat?" Melissa asked.

"We are all vegetarians." Tweety added.

"Absolutely none whatsoever." The waiter replied. The food soon arrived on a silver-serving tray.

"Looks delicious." Aaooga said as she looked at the food. There was Kellogg's Corn flakes, Kellogg's Frosties, Kellogg's Rice Krispies, 20 slices of toast, Jam Marmalade, Orange Marmalade, Blackberry Marmalade, Salad baguettes, Carrot baguettes, Tetley's Tea, Nescafe Coffee, Orange juice, Apple juice and Carrot juice. (A/N: If you don't recognise a brand, it's probably because it's an English brand.)

"Thanks doc." Bugs said as he looked at the food.

"Enjoy your breakfast." The waiter replied and he walked off.

"Well, shall we dig in?" Daffy asked.

"Just don't ruin your suit." Melissa said with a smile.


After the group had finished eating, they were waiting outside the hotel for their limo.

"Do we know what the limo will look like?" Daffy asked.

"All limo's look the same." Bugs replied.

"It'll probably stop outside the entrance for us to get in." Lola added. A few minutes later, a white Limo pulled up outside the hotel.

"Bugs Bunny and friends?" The limo driver said.

"That's us." Bugs replied.

"Ok, ready to go to the wedding?" The limo driver asked.

"We're ready." Lola replied. Everyone got into the limo.

"Now let's head off to Windsor castle." The limo driver said.

"Is that where the wedding's going to take place?" Melissa asked.

"Yep." The limo driver replied.

"Let's keep out of the west wing then." Bugs said jokingly.

"I don't get that." Daffy said.

"Windsor castle caught fire in the west wing several years ago." Lola replied.

"I see, I get it now." Daffy said.

"The fire damage has already been repaired." The limo driver said.

"But knowing Daffy, he'll burn it down again." Tweety joked. Everyone started laughing, including Daffy.


At Windsor castle the guests were already arriving. Arrangements had been made so that the Looney Tunes would be the last Limo to arrive. Everyone else had only been informed that some special guests were coming, but no one expected who was coming. The limo arrived and everyone grew tense. The press were ready to pounce on whoever came out.

"We are now watching the last limo arrive and we shall finally see the mysterious special guests that Stephen Fry, the Queen and Prince Charles were talking about." The reporter said to the camera. The whole thing was live. Everyone looked anxiously at the limo. The limo driver got out of the limo and opened the door so the Looney Tunes could step out. Bugs Bunny was the first to step out. As soon as he did, everyone gasped in amazement. Bugs then helped Lola out of the Limo and they started to walk towards the castle. As they were they were stopped by the reporter.

"And the special guests turned out to be cartoon mega star Bugs bunny and his wife Lola Bunny." The reporter said.

"Not just us doc." Bugs replied pointing to the limo. They looked towards the Limo to see Daffy Duck stepping out of the limo and helping Melissa.

"Daffy Duck and his wife Melissa Duck have also come along to the wedding." The reporter corrected herself.

"Two more people left." Lola said. Daffy and Melissa came up to the reporter and then everyone look towards the limo. They saw Tweety get out of the limo, who then helped Aaooga come out as well.

"The newly wed couple of the Looney Tunes Sir Tweety and Aaooga have also come along." The reporter said.

"That's everyone." Daffy replied.

"Tell us, how does it feel to be invited to such an event?" The reporter asked.

"It's an great honour to be here." Bugs replied.

"We've kept an eye on the royal family ever since the Queen knighted Tweety." Lola added.

"Are there any messages to the newly wed couple that we will see today?" The reporter asked.

"Well, we wish them all the best for the future to start with." Daffy replied.

"And we wish them the best of luck for being the monarchs when Queen Elizabeth passes on." Melissa added.

"Although she could rule for another 30 years." Bugs said.

"Thank you for your time, oh and Sir Tweety, Aaooga, congratulations on your recent marriage." The reporter said.

"Why thank you." Tweety replied.

"It has been a pleasure to talk to you." Aaooga added.

"Same here." The reporter replied. The group then went into the castle.


When they entered the castle they were directed to where they were to sit.

"I'm guessing we get the only empty places then." Bugs said as they handed their passes to the guard.

"There should be some seats left in the centre." The guard replied.

"Thanks." Lola said as they went to find their seats. As the guard thought, the seats were in the centre row.

"That was a nice guard back there." Daffy said as he sat down.

"He certainly was friendlier than the ones at Warner brothers." Melissa replied.

"I agree, those guys are so strict it's annoying." Bugs added.

"Do you know what those guards are called?" Aaooga asked.

"I read that they were called beefeaters." Lola replied.

"Why are they called that?" Daffy asked.

"No one knows for certain." Tweety replied.

"Perhaps they used to eat a lot of beef." Bugs joked. Everyone giggled.

"Possibly." Lola replied.

"Guys, the ceremony is starting." Melissa whispered. Everyone went quiet as they saw Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Charles walking down the isle.


The ceremony went on for about 2 hours. After the ceremony, everyone went into the main room of Windsor castle for some entertainment. Bugs and Lola were talking to Stephen Fry.

"Well, that went well." Stephen said.

"Thanks for those passes doc." Bugs said.

"No problem, how's your trip been so far?" Stephen asked.

"We haven't done much as we're don't know what there is to do." Lola replied.

"We're planning on going to London Zoo tomorrow." Bugs added.

"That's a good place to go, but there's so much to do in London that it's only worth seeing the best places." Stephen said.

"What do you recommend?" Lola asked.

"I'd recommend a website called It has information on the best places in London to visit." Stephen replied.

"There are PC's in the hotel, we could go have a look tonight." Lola said.

"It depends on what time we get back." Bugs replied.

"Thanks Stephen." Lola said.

"My pleasure." Stephen replied.


Daffy and Melissa were talking to Prince Harry.

"Enjoy the wedding Harry?" Daffy asked.

"It was nice to see Charles getting married again." Harry replied.

"Yeah, such a shame about Diana." Melissa said sadly.

"I know." Harry replied.

"The funeral was broadcast over in the USA so we were able to watch it." Daffy said.

"We were big fans of her." Melissa added.

"Well, water under the bridge." Harry replied.

"Yeah." Daffy said.

"I'd like to go to her grave." Melissa said.

"That grave can only be approached by certain people who knew Diana well." Harry replied.

"Damm." Daffy said under his breath.

"Let's just enjoy this party." Melissa said to Daffy.


Tweety and Aaooga were talking to Tara Palmer Tomkinson.

"Enjoying the party?" Tweety asked.

"I am indeed Sir Tweety." Tara replied.

"I still can't get used to the fact that I've been knighted." Tweety said.

"Probably because you're only referred to as Sir when we're in England." Aaooga suggested.

"That's true." Tweety replied.

"Congratulations on your recent wedding." Tara said.

"Thanks." Aaooga replied.

"How long has it been since you two first met?" Tara asked.

"About a year and a half." Tweety replied.

"I hope the rest of your life goes well." Tara said.

"Why thank you." Tweety and Aaooga replied simultaneously.

"Ok everyone, the wedding meal is on the table." An announcer said.

"Well, let's go and eat." Tweety said. Everyone walked into the Castle's dining room.


Everyone had been allocated seats for the meal. The Looney Tunes were sitting on the same table. The cooks had been informed about the looney tunes and had prepared special meals for them. When the food arrived they admired what was on their plate.

"This looks delicious." Lola said in awe. They had carrot soup.

"This is only the starter, wonder what the main course will be." Bugs replied. They began to have their soup.

"What do you think Melissa?" Daffy asked. They'd been given a small tuna salad.

"Looks mouth watering." Melissa replied. They had one to share between them.

"Looks delicious don't you think Aaooga?" Tweety asked. They had a berry salad.

"These berries come from Tibet, I recognise them." Aaooga replied.

"How do they taste then?" Tweety asked.

"They sweet and very tender." Aaooga replied. Tweety tried one.

"I see what you mean, it's lovely." Tweety said. Soon everyone had finished their starter.

"That was delicious." Bugs said putting his spoon down and wiping his mouth.

"Couldn't agree more." Lola replied.

"These chef's know how to cook." Daffy said.

"Well, they are probably the best in the country." Melissa replied.

"Wouldn't surprise me if Ainsley Harriot is here." Tweety said.

"You mean that English chef from Ready Steady Cook?" Aaooga asked.

"Yep." Tweety replied. Soon the main course arrived.

"Wow, carrot soufflé." Lola said in awe.

"That's our personal favourite." Bugs added.

"Roast Trout à là crèche, looks delicious." Daffy said.

"Trout's my favourite fish." Melissa added.

"We've got another salad, Potato salad this time." Tweety said.

"I love pretty much all salads," Aaooga added.

"Except any meat." Tweety joked. Aaooga laughed as well. Eventually they'd finished the main course.

"The food here is better than at the hotel." Lola said.

"I agree with you." Bugs replied.


"Everyone, it's time for the newlyweds to cut the cake." An announcement came. Prince Charles and Camilla went up to the table and cut the cake perfectly.

"I remember trying to cut our cake." Daffy said to Melissa when he received his slice of cake.

"Oh yeah, when the knife broke." Melissa replied.

"I remember that too." Bugs said. Daffy looked at the type of cake.

"I can't eat this cake." Daffy said.

"Why not?" Tweety asked.

"It's got Grapes in it." Daffy replied.

"What's wrong with grapes?" Aaooga asked.

"I'm allergic to them." Daffy replied. He absent-mindedly threw the slice of cake over his head. Their came a scream from behind him. Everyone turned around and saw that the cake had hit Tara Palmer Tomkinson.

"Uh oh." Bugs said.

"We'd better leave before there's any trouble." Lola whispered into Bugs' ear.

"Good idea." Bugs replied. He and Lola left the room.

"We'd better leave too." Tweety said to Aaooga. They flew out of the room.

"Who threw this cake at me?" Tara asked. Someone pointed to Daffy.

"Stool Pigeon." Daffy muttered under his breath. He was about to apologise when Tara threw her slice of cake but it missed Daffy and hit Melissa.

"What was that for!" Melissa shouted. She threw her slice of cake and it hit Stephen Fry. Stephen threw his cake but hit Daffy.

"FOOD FIGHT!" Tara shouted. Soon cake was flying everywhere. Bugs and the others were watching from outside.

"I was worried something like this would happen." Aaooga said sadly.

"Thank you for wrecking our reputation Daffy." Bugs added.

"I actually think it's Tara to blame." Tweety said.

"Why?" Lola asked.

"Because she didn't Daffy enough time to apologise." Tweety replied.

"She did chuck that cake quickly didn't she." Aaooga replied. Daffy and Melissa soon came out, covered in cake.

"What were you thinking?" Bugs asked when they came out.

"You could ruin our reputation!" Lola added.

"It was an accident." Daffy protested.

"It's Tara to blame." Melissa added.

"When everything is cleaned up, some apologising needs to be done." Tweety said.

"What do you mean?" Daffy asked.

"You need to apologise to Tara, Tara needs to apologise to Melissa, Melissa needs to apologise to Stephen and Stephen needs to apologise to Daffy." Aaooga replied.

"That should clear everything up." Bugs said in relied.

"We'll wait for them to come out." Lola said.

"I hope they'll forgive us." Daffy said under his breath.

Tara and Stephen came walking out of the room. As soon as they came out they glared at Daffy and Melissa. Daffy looked nervous while Melissa glared at Tara.


"Guys, can we not have a glaring contest right now." Bugs said.

"You guys have some apologising to do." Lola added. Everyone looked at each other.

"What exactly do you mean?" Tara asked.

"For one thing, Daffy needs to apologise to you for throwing cake at you." Tweety replied. Tara looked at Daffy, who began to sweat.

"Er hem, s-sorry for throwing cake at you Miss." Daffy said nervously.

"Apology accepted, but I would like to know why you did it in the first place." Tara replied.

"I found some grapes in the cake and absent mindedly threw it over my head." Daffy replied.

"I see. So it was unfortunate that it landed on my head." Tara said.

"I guess." Daffy replied.

"I'm glad that's cleared up." Bugs said in relief.

"Not quite, Tara needs to apologise to Melissa." Aaooga replied. Tara gave an awkward look.

"I was aiming for Daffy, sorry about hitting you." Tara said quickly.

"Apology accepted, but even if your aim was right, I would've blocked it anyway." Melissa replied.

"I see." Tara said.

"I think you need to apologise to Stephen now Melissa." Tweety said. Melissa looked very nervous.

"Um, (GULP) s-sorry for hitting you with the cake. I missed my target." Melissa said nervously. Stephen smiled.

"I figured that soon after. Apology accepted." Stephen replied. He turned to Daffy. "And sorry for hitting you Daffy."

"Don't worry about it, it happens all the time back at Warner Brothers." Daffy replied.

"You made a good peace maker Sir Tweety." Tara said.

"Thanks, but I learned most of that from Aaooga" Tweety replied.

"I see, you both did a brilliant job." Tara said.

"Thank you." Tweety and Aaooga replied.

"We're going to wash up now." Stephen said.

"If anyone asks, I accept responsibility for what happened, it was my fault after all." Tara added.

"Wow, thanks." Daffy said. Stephen and Tara went off to wash up.

"I think we'd better wash up too." Melissa said to Daffy.

"Yeah, that fight really messed us up." Daffy replied.

"In more ways than one." Bugs muttered. Daffy and Melissa went off to clean up.


There were no more incidents at the party, much to everyone's relief. Tara received a heavy fine for starting the food fight. At about 6:00 the party ended and the tunes were driven back to the hotel in the limo.

"That was some party." Bugs said in relief.

"Two weddings within one week, that has to be a record for us." Lola added.

"Considering I didn't think we'd be invited." Aaooga said. Everyone laughed.

"I'm just glad the food fight was resolved peacefully." Tweety said.

"So we're going to London Zoo tomorrow?" Daffy asked, changing the subject.

"Yep." Bugs replied.

"What else shall we do?" Melissa asked.

"Stephen gave me a website for us to visit at some point for ideas." Lola replied.

"Then we should check tonight." Tweety said.

"Then head to bed, I'm tired." Aaooga added.

"I agree, it's been a long day." Lola replied.


When the limo arrived at the hotel the group went to the Hotel's computer room to look at the website Stephen had suggested.

"Right, after tomorrow, we'll have 5 days before we have to check out so we'll choose 4 different places to see." Bugs said when the web page was loaded.

"Perhaps we should check under top attractions." Lola suggested. Bugs went to the top attractions page.

"I say the London Eye is a must." Tweety suggested.

"What about the Natural History museum?" Melissa asked.

"And the tower of London." Daffy added.

"Right that's three so we need one more." Bugs said.

"Isn't Chessington world of Adventures nearby?" Lola asked.

"Yeah it is." Tweety replied.

"So we have our 4 attractions for the week." Bugs said.

"London zoo, London Eye, Natural History Museum, Tower of London and Chessington world of Adventures." Lola added.

"That should take us the week." Daffy said.

"Well, we know what we're doing here now." Melissa replied.

"We'll leave for the zoo tomorrow at about 11 in the morning." Bugs said.

"That gives us a chance for a lie in." Lola added.

"I think we should head to bed now." Tweety suggested.

"Yeah, we have had a long day." Bugs replied.

"Goodnight everyone." Aaooga said. Everyone returned to their rooms.


Tweety and Aaooga were putting their clothes in their suitcase.

"We'll have to wait until we're back in the RV before we can wash them." Tweety said.

"It's not as if we'll need them again though is it?" Aaooga asked.

"Not really." Tweety replied. He then went to the bed. Aaooga followed.

"I'm surprised Colonel Rimfire wasn't at the party." Aaooga said.

"It's was probably a good thing that he wasn't." Tweety replied.

"I see what you mean." Aaooga said. She moved closer to Tweety.

"Hope we don't meet him." Tweety said. He put his arm around Aaooga.

"Neither do I." Aaooga replied. She put her wing around Tweety. Tweety looked at her.

"Let's not think about him eh." Tweety said. Aaooga smiled and they kissed.

"Let's just think about now." Aaooga replied seductively. She hugged Tweety and started to rub his back. Tweety started to rub hers.

"The best times of my life are the times with you." Tweety said softly.

"I feel exactly the same." Aaooga replied. They continued to caress each other's bodies.


Daffy and Melissa took off their clothes and put them on top of the suitcase.

"We'll put them in the wash tomorrow." Daffy said as he climbed into bed.

"At least we don't have to get up early." Melissa said. She climbed into bed and got close to Daffy.

"I'll never chuck food over my shoulder again." Daffy said with a sigh. Melissa laughed.

"Let's just look forward to the rest of the trip." Melissa suggested. She climbed on top of Daffy.

"And especially to our times alone." Daffy added seductively. Melissa smiled.

"Especially those times." Melissa replied sensually. The two then embraced.

"I sometimes wish we could do this for eternity." Daffy said softly. He was caressing Melissa chest and tail.

"So do I daffy." Melissa replied. The two then started to rub each other's groins and moaning with pleasure.


Bugs and Lola were settling down for bed. They were looking at a London map.

"We can get to London Zoo from the Mornington Crescent underground station." Bugs said.

"How long a walk is it?" Lola asked.

"About 9 minutes to the south east." Bugs replied.

"I wonder what kind of animals we'll see there." Lola said.

"I'm not sure, it'll be a surprise won't it." Bugs replied.

"But what's coming next won't be." Lola said seductively. She grabbed Bugs round the waist and pulled him closer.

"Nope, fully expected." Bugs replied seductively. He put his arms around Lola and they began to kiss. Bugs started to caress Lola's tail and Breast

"I never have more fun than when we do this." Lola said softly.

"Couldn't agree with you more." Bugs replied. He started to rub Lola's groin, making her moan.

(A/N: Hope everyone's enjoying this. I need your advice on a particular aspect of the story. Should Tweety and Aaooga have children? I could go either way personally; I just want to see what you lot think.)