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Silence is Golden by Villains' Bad Girl
After a lifetime of forced silence, a young woman will learn what fun and true love is from our two favorite stoners Silent Bob/OC
Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,543 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 1/28
All I Wanna Do by Saturday People
Despite everything he went through, Dante Hicks is still stuck at his miserable dead-end job. He's still dealing with awful customers in between philosophical debates with Randal about nothing. The only thing worse is that he doesn't have Veronica's shoulder to cry on. Could a Canuck with a tendency to overshare change things? Not really, but, a new friend is always appreciated.
Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,947 - Published: 5/11/2021
I Melt With You by Saturday People
[Mallrats. Gil/OC. PWP. COMPLETE ONESHOT. ] After the mess that was "Truth or Date", Gil was planning on sulking for a bit then heading back to New Brunswick. However, plans were changed when he was invited to hang out with a girl for the rest of the evening. Things escalate to say the least.
Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,663 - Published: 9/25/2017 - Complete
Jay and Silent Bob Do Vegas Big Time by ZSteenbergen reviews
Following the release of The Bluntman and Chronic movie Jay and Silent Bob struggle with finding something to occupy their time.
Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2014
Fifteen Pairings by Ichireiro reviews
Fifteen different pairings from various Kevin Smith films. Slash. Ratings vary.
Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010
With This Ring by cinnamonblood reviews
There's a reason Dante Hicks wears two rings. Dante/Randal.
Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
The Great Escape by I Am The Prince of Wales reviews
Dante comes up with a new plan pull his life together. Obviously Randal and Jay don't interfere in any way whatsoever.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010
Nothing Short of an Atomic Bomb by Mistress Ivy reviews
Silent Bob faces a challenge. Thank god nothing wakes Jay up.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Inebriated Inevitability by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Set after Clerks. Dante's drunk out of his mind, and Randal is there to listen to it all, among other things. DanteRandal, slash, oneshot
Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Clerkin' Around by weapon13WhiteFang reviews
Moving can be hard. Especially when you're moving to a new state and don't have a fuckin' clue who anyone is and where everythings at. Luckly, the good 'Ol Quick Stop Clerks are willing ta help ya out. OC Sory
Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2009
Curiosity by YoSafBridge reviews
Randal shouldn't have asked. No good ever comes from asking about Elias's personal life.
Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Cheer Up, Silent Bob by Swamp Thing reviews
Sing to the tune of "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Smell This by Naked Sasquatch reviews
Randal comes out to Dante in a way only Randal could.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Welcome back by Amber-Artist reviews
Justice gets out of jail and goes to see Jay and Silent Bob again. Jay/Justice. One-shot.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
RST Valentine’s Day by LoveDance reviews
one shot for now if i get at least three or more people interested i will continue it. Randal gets a one night stand at RST. i suck at summing things up please read!
Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Quick Stop Romance by LoveDance reviews
Jay falls for Jade, a rebellious girl that just moved to town.
Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/30/2008
I MISS YOU by unexpectedhero reviews
During Christmas break, Dante and Randal realize what they hate the most is what they truly need. A christmas special; a slash.
Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
The Life Of Jesus Christ as told bySmitty by bungusmalone reviews
Short random fan fic based on the kevin smith Q&A session from Evening Harder when he talsk about religion. Don't read if you haven't seen this clip. Strong language
Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
How Much to You Want to be Super Human? by I Am The Prince of Wales reviews
Brodie and T.S. debate some more philosophy.
Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
The Final Rest of Dante Hicks by HalloweenJack138 reviews
Dante decides to commit suicide with presumably hilarious consequences. Based largely on the cartoon.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Jay and Sobbing Bob by G.L. Hart reviews
It is a typical day in Jersey when Silent Bob shows off his emotions for his Ex girlfriend that may shock Jay forever. My first Oneshot.
Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
I'll Be Waiting For You Where the Sun Sleeps by Spike'sSavior reviews
Dante leaves for Florida without so much as a goodbye. Randal is devestated at the loss of his friend and secret love. Slowly after a year with the help of Becky he pulls himself together, but Dante shows up and Randal can't help but fall for him again
Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007
Aisle 37 by Vile234
Banky and Holden's precomic book creator days when they worked at the Food City grocery store. might seem a little more like clerks than amy at times. My first fic although I've written tons of other original stuff enjoy!
Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007
The Implications of Sand by sharky-chan reviews
[Clerks.] After the release of Episode 2, Randal has some questions. Rated for language and sexual themes. Some RandalDante.
Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Haikus for 'Clerks' by Yellowfur reviews
Just like the title. A small collection of short, pointless haikus for Clerks and maybe Clerks 2.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007
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