Hello one and all! This is the result of eating too much sugar. I don't own PS2, Clock Tower 3, or anything related to that


Psycho's POV:

The moment I'd been waiting for had finally arrived! I opened the bag I was carrying with me and pulled out a brand new (actually it was slightly used) PS2 along with a copy of Clock Tower 3! I had wanted this game so badly! Only problems are: a)I'm four years too young to play it, and b) I didn't own a PS2 'til now. I suppose you're wandering who I am right now, and if not, you can go kill yourself. The name's Crazy-Psycho-Chic, but you can call me Psycho!

I had recently bought all this crap when I won 100 off one of those scratch card games, not too shabby. Plus, I had a buncha cash stuffed somewhere. I somehow managed to hook it up without killing myself by falling and being impaled by the gamecube. I flipped the switch and started playing. I always ignore the openeing scene and stuff, so I took this oppurtunity to take a nap! The opening cinema was over in a few minutes, and I played throughout the first level.

After awhile I got bored with exploring the lodge. I prayed silently to God that I would uncover a new area or something, and my wishes were granted! Thank you Holy Spirit in Heaven! I watched a neat little cutscene involving bombs and somehow found Alyssa's attempts to dodge them hilarious. Afterwards I walked around and found my first ghost (who reminded me slightly of Gollum).

"My ring...give me back...my ring..."

"Dude, even if I had your ring, I probably wouldn't give it to you," I muttered to the ghost whom I dubbed: Smeagol da 2nd! I entered the phone boothy thingy where a disgusting trail of blood came out and found the ring in there, thank God! Smeagol left and I continued to looke around. I found some dump called... I can't exactly remember what it's called, (I think 'Norton's Tailor" or something)but who cares.

"Oooh...more bludd!" I squealed happily. There was a blood stain on the wall up the stairs. After I did some examining and crapola, a cutscene took over.

A girl in a pink dress and wore annoying little pigtails was running away from a dude with a really big hammer. But, she got thes-t smacked outta her.Before I got this game, this guy was my favoritest Entity: Sledgehammer. I loved him so much I jumped off the couch and pounced on the screen.

"SLEDGEHAMMER! I LUUUUUUVVVVVV YYYYYOOOOUUUU!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Thankfully, no one was in the house to hear it. My parents were skiing in Colorado, my sister was in Florida with her friends, and my brother was with my grandparents. All of them gone for two weeks. There was I lightning storm outside, but I didn't pay any attention to it. I hugged the screen until the cutscene ended. I played through the game for awhile. Blablablah, hiding from Sledgehammer, dodging blahblablah, evade points, blah, and finally, to top it all off, the boss battle! I didn't want to kill him, but after I saw the prettiful bow I got to use, I thought: What the heck? I shot him a buncha times, then went for the holy attack.

As soon as it went into the sky though, something odd happened. More lightning flashed, but it got through the roof and hit the PS2! I jumped up and saw the TV shake and flash a bright blue light. I grabbed some popcorn and pretended it was a light show. The PS2 exploded. My mouth fell open. I had only had this for an hour, and it busted! Darn you national disasters! In its place was a black aura. I had the urge to poke it, but I resisted.

It glowed lighter- er, darker- and took shape into the last thing I would imagine. I stood there staring at, and the first words that left my mouth were:

"SLEDGEHAMMER! HUUUUUUGGGG MMMEEEE!" And I pounced on the serial killer.


Well, there ya' have it! Yes, sadly, I am the world's ONLY Sledgehammer fangirl.