I don't own Taco Bell! Nor do I own Gamespot
I took off my roller blades and entered Taco Bell after having successfully hidden the hammer in the pond near my house. I can't believe I skated halfway across the town, just to have a taco! Oh well, should I get a grande, medium or small? Ack! Focus Psycho! Focus! You've got a serial killer in your house! I walked up to the counter. I had a feeling I was going to be here for a while, so I ordered the largest meal that came to mind.
"I would like three taco grandes and a large coke." The guy at the counter was staring at me like I was insane! Well, I kinda am, but that's not the point!I grabbed the grub and sat at a table in the back. I thought about that symbol. What did it mean? I only saw it once, and it was in that cutscene. But I never got to see what happened next. Fate would have it, God gave me a sign! Actually it was an ad on the side of the taco bag. I read it aloud. Come here for all your gaming needs! Walkthroughs, FAQ's and more!' Eurica!" I yelled and jumped up from the table. Everything went quiet in that restaraunt, but I didn't care. I ran out the door and put on my skates and raced home, I then remembered who was hidden in my attic. I got my 'I'm gonna glomp ya'' pose on and walked in. I cautiosly walked in, prepared to glomp anything that moves. Luck would have it, Sledgie jumped out holding my dad's hammer!
"Crap! I should've moved that too! Wait, why does Dad have a hammer?" I asked myself. I ridded myself of the thought and pounced on him. He flipped me over and tried to smash me. I rolled over and scrambled to my feet.I ran and pulled out a knife. Oh yeah, like THIS'll do me any good.
"Don't come any closer! I will hurt you!" He laughed and glared at me.
"I don't think so. It's your fault I'm here! And I'm never satisfied until one's debt is paid!" he growled.
"Okay, well here's twenty bucks! See ya'!" I handed him the wadded up bill and ran for my life.
"Hey! This is a five!" he called after me! I ran back to my haven (Taco bell), but I went to the one at the mall near my house. Why didn't I just go to this one earlier? I sighed and looked around. I sat down on a bench and nibbled my taco. I had to find a safe place to use the computer. I needed to find out about the symbol! Then it hit me like...like...
(A scene comes up where a random person is walkin' down the street and I crash into him sending us both flying into a garbage can that is dumped into a furnace.)
Like being thrown into a furnace with a random guy! I have friends! Friends have computers! Computers have internets! Internets have gamespot! I stuffed the taco in my mouthand ran toward the public phone. I dialed the number needed.
"Hey dude! Hey I need to use your computer. No, mine's uh, busted. NoI can't get it fixed! Just let me use yours pleeeeeeeaaaaassssseeeee? 'Kay thanx!" I yelled cheerily. I left the mall and ran for my friends house
"Waaaaassssssuuuuppp!" I called out my usual greeting. My friend smiled and opened up the door.
"Hey (Psycho's real name goes here). CPU's upstairs," she smiled and let me in. I said thanks and hurried upstairs. I logged on the 'net and went to gamespot. I searched for CT3. I found it.
"Here we go! 'Walkthrough/FAQ'! Booyah!" I yelled I scrolled down to info about the boss battle. Nothin' on the symbol. So I took time to look at the rest of the walkthrough. It seems the symbol was the symbol of a rooder. I forgot what it said about it, but after some more research, in other words, hunting down CT3 nerds in Books-A-Million, Babadges, and Gamespot (The store), I found out that: If an entity were to escape into the real world. They wouldn't leave until the game (or they)was beaten. To me, it sounded like they were on crack or somethin' but I gave it a shot.I took my disc and cartridge and tracked down someone with a PS2. I beat the Sledgehammer part and went home. M.C. Hammer was still there. I am so sueing the Clock Tower nerds. How'd they know about the Entity crap anyways?
He was sitting on my couch, eating a plate of hot wings and watching a football game.
"(sweatdrop) Uhh, shouldn't you be gone now?"I asked. He turned around and looked at me. He picked up the hammer.
"Wook. I juff wana go home. Fo can hou find a way fo me to get home?" He asked with his mouth full 'o chicken. He swallowed.
"If I don't kill Alyssa, I'll be in big trouble!" I didn't want to tell him I was supposed to kick his butt, so I decided to help 'im out.
"Uh, yeah. Sure," I smiled a nervous smile. He nodded and put on a threatening grin.
"And if you fail, it'll be the last thing you do!" He laughed and I gulped. I knew I had a lot of work ahead of me..
To be continued...
