Katie continued to bounce off the walls and call Sledgie Wedgie David Hasslehoff. What's in that stuff anyway? I now understand why it was banned down here...

"PsychoiwannatakeDavyWavyhomeforawhilewecangethimbackinthePS2laterokay!" (Psycho I wanna take Davy Wavy home for awhile we can get him back in the PS2 later okay!) You all are lucky I'm here to translate for you! Sledgehammer pried her off his leg and walked over to me.

"Is your friend going to be okay?" he asked.

"Yeah. Just as long as she's only had one bottle, we'll be fine!" I chirped. Katie once again clung to Sledgehammer's leg.

"IluvyouDavy!" (I luv you Davy!) Katie screamed. I shook my head and walked over to the hyperactive teen.

"Katie, I need you to stuff Sledgehammer-"

"DavidHasselhoff!"

"Fine! I need you to stuff 'David Hasselhoff' in the PS2 for me." Katie stared at me for a second.

"Why?"

"He needs to go home." Katie pouted and hugged Sledgehammer.

"David'snewhomeiswithmenow! CanIkeep'im?" she asked. (David's new home is with me now! Can I keep 'im?) Doesn't that sound familiar? I got one of those big anime sweatdrops on my head and looked at Sledgehammer.

"Sledgie, stand in front of the PS2 again," I ordered.

"No way! I'm not standing in front of anymore game consoles!" he shouted. Katie began twitching rapidly. I think now is when I should be worryingabout her like a good friend would.

"Katie, you okay?" I asked. She continued to twitch and I looked over at where the 12 pack of Surge was.

"Oh no..." I moaned. She drank all TWELVE bottles! She was quiet for awhile. Oh, those of you with weak stomachs may want to leave the room...

"I'M SO FREAKING HYPER!" DUCK AND COVER! Sledgehammer looked at the typing curiosly.

"Um, just a second ago, you mushed all her words together. If she's eleven times more hyper, why are her words seperate?" he asked. I shrugged.

"The more hyper she gets, the better she talks. It's an odd genetic disorder or something," I explained.

"Oh. Wait, how am I reading what's being typed?"

"You tell me smart guy," I muttered. How was he reading the typing? Anyway, Katie attached herself to Sledgehammer's head and was saying something about marrying her, but I don't think that's important.

"Katie, please put Sledgie in the PS2 for me?" I begged. Katie cocked her head and looked at me.

"But Davie and I are gettting married in a spring garden in the land of the tigers!" she squealed. Sledgehammer got a big anime sweat drop on his head and turned to me for help. I thought a bit and my brain hatched an idea.

"Katie-chan, if youput him in it, I'll... let you visit him whenever you want," I suggested. Hey, when your brain is corrupted by sugar, you normally say the first thing that comes to mind. She thought it over (OrI think she did...) and nodded. She spit on her hands and rubbed them together. Those with weak stomachs who didn't leave, RUN NOW! I stood there in shock for what seemed like forever. Katie opened the PS2, and stuffed him in, hammer and all! You may vomit in the nearest trashcan because it was NOT a pretty sight.

"OMG! HTF DID YOU DO THAT?" I asked. She shrugged and began to jump around the house singing the "Llama llama duck song". I picked up the remote and turned on the TV. Too bad I forgot to change the channel. When I turned it on, I saw the entire cast of Spongebob with their heads smashed in! I looked around and saw Sledgie standing above Squidward laughing maniaclly. My turn for the sweatdrop! I was about to ask what was going on, when Katie flipped the channel.

"I hate this show!" she growled. When she did, the South Park theme came on.

"CHANGE IT!" I yelled. South Park doesn't deserve to die!(click)we now return to The Ring (click) (Jaws theme) (click) Teletubbies, Teletubbies...

"Ooh! Keep it here!" I yelled. Katie stared at me for awhile.

"If you wanted to watch this, you could have just told me."

"No! You saw what Sledgie did to Spongebob, right?" Katie nodded. This was gonna be good...

2 minutes later...

"Aaaaaahhhh! Not fun! Not fu-" Bye bye Tinkie Winkie.

"Waaah! Waaah!" So long Dipstick.

"Eeeeee!" Adios Lala.

"Big hug!" Later Po. Well, after successfully assassinating the teletubbies, Sledgehammer turned to us.

"Get me outta here!" he growled. I shook Katie and told her to:

'Turn it to Barney! Turn it to Barney!" She did that and on came the playground scene. I know the areas 'cuz my brother used to watch it ALL the time. It drives you nutters, ya' know?

"Well lookie here!" the purple retard said, "We have us a new friend! What's you're name?" Sledgehammer began to twitch. Katie and I looked at each other. Now where's that video camera...

I guess you know what happens next folks. Sledgie Wedgie (try saying that 10 times fast!)swung his hammer at Barney, and I'll be the Queen of Hearts here.

"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" I yelled. Katie jumped up and down and clapped while singing:

"Ding dong the retards dead!" I then realized: we need to get him out of there.

"Katie, can you get him out for me?" I asked. She pushed the eject button and a disc that looked like Sledgehammer all scrunched up popped out. She shook it a couple of times. You know how in cartoons like Bugs Bunny or something when a character gets flattened, another charater shakes him and he returns back to normal? That's how this was.

She shook him a few times, and pop goes the maniac! I just had to do that...

"Well, that didn't work. We need some help," I stated.

"Who are we gonna ask?" Katie asked while hugging Sledgehammer tightly.

"We need someone smart, someone with a longer attention span than... I never noticed how pretty the lights are..." Sledgehammer smacked his forehead and looked at me. Hey, it's not my fault I have a short... Ooooohh... Shiny nickel...

"Argh! Stay focused please!" the attractive hammer wielding maniac yelled. I snapped out of my trance and looked around.

"What was I talking about? Oh yeah! Someone who has food! Someone like..."

"Ooh! Ooh! I know!" Katie yelled while jumping up and down.Yay! Her sugar indosed head was finally working right!

"Who?"

"We need Zoe!" Of course our intelligent friend who actually knows what's happening in the world surrounding us! Why didn't I think of that?

"Because you were to busy staring at lights and a nickel," Sledgehammer said. How was he still reading the typing?

"I'm not sure, but stop calling me Sledgie!" Dangit! He did it again!

"Let's go guys," I sighed. Katie bounced out the door, followed by me.Wait, where does Zoe live?

"Uh guys, where does Zoe live?" I asked. Sledgie- (death glare from Sledgehammer) I mean... Sledgehammer stared at me in shock and annoyance.

"You don't even know?" he asked. I laughed nervously and shook my head. He glared at me and was squeezing his hammer. Katie began to think again. I could tell because she was bouncing up and down singing the smurf theme song. That normally means she's thinking.

"I know guys!" she chirped happily. Finally! We're getting somewhere!

"Alrighty! Lead the way Katie-chan!" I yelled.

20 minutes later...

"H-h-h-h-how did w-w-w-w-we g-get in Ant-t-t-tarctic-c-ca?" I asked. This was NOT Zoe's house!

"Whoops! Wrong turn!" Katie said. Sledgehammer growled.

200 seconds later...

"CHINA? HTF DID WE GET IN CHINA IN UNDER2 MINUTES?" I yelled.

"My question is, how are we defying the laws of physics and jumping from continent to continent?" Sledgehammer mumbled. Katie stared at the sky and sang the smurf song again.

"Oh yeah! Zoe lives in Canada!" Canada? She does not live in Canada! She lives in the same sate- the same COUNTRY for that matter- as we do! How could she get (my state) and Canada confused?

2,000,000,000,000,000,000 milliseconds later...

"We're in Canada!" Katie yelled.

"Um, Katie. This is your backyard," I told her.

"Nuh uh! The sign says 'Can-a-da! Canada!' she said angrily.

"No. That says: 'Beware our teen has rabies'," I said trying not to laugh. Where did her parents get that sign? I could use one of those for when my sister turns 13.

"Hey guys! Who's the exocutioner?" We turned around to see Zoe looking over the fence. Yay! Someone who can help! Katie glomped Zoe and scramed;

"HI ZOE! HOW'S LIFE IN CANADA? (gasp) Psycho! We need to sing Canada'a national anthem!" she said. I shrugged. It can't hurt anything. Plus, I'm bored.

"Oh beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of gray,

For purple mountains do the polka,

And everyon'es insane!

America and Canada!

God shed his grace on thee!

And crown thy good with garden gnomes,

From hood to shining hood!"

Katie and I clapped and wiped the tears out of our eyes.

"Hooray for the two greatest countries on Earth!" I sobbed. (sniff) That song really gets to ya'! We hugged each other and cried saying:

"It's so beautiful!" Zoe and Sledgehammer got sweatdrops on the back of their heads.

"Houston, we have a problem..."

TBC...