Hello! Will someone -anyone- read and review my AmA/KH crossover? I feel soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unloved!


"Eeep!"

Okay! You ever had a bad day where things keep getting worse and worse? If you haven't I sooooo envy you.Recap of event: Psychotic killer in house, psycho friends trying to help fellow psycho (but things not going so well), friend has pet heartless, we randomly travel to Starbucks,and now this.

Katie kicked us under her bed and you won't believe where we ended up!

"Halloween Town? How can Halloween Town fit uner your bed?" Zoe screamed. I wanted to ask the same question myself...

"I don't know. Ask him!" Katie held up Jimmy, who held up a picture of Dr. Finklestine.

"How did DF get this joint under your bed?" I asked. Katie shrugged and held out some dresspheres (reference: FFX-2).

"How'd you get these?" I asked, taking one and inspecting it carefully. Katie shrugged and cracked hers open. (Note: I don't know how you would activate dresspheres in real life. I apologize to YRP if I did it wrong!)

"You know YRP doesn't exist, don't you?" Sledgehammer muttered. GGRRRAAAHHH!

"STOP READING THE FREAKING TYPING YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR ASTAROPH! YOU DON'T EXIST EITHER IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE!"

Everyone: 00

I took a couple of deep breaths to try and calm myself down. Zoe cautiously walked up to me.

"You okay Psycho-chan?" she asked. I nodded.

"I would feel a lot better if a certain sexy maniac (points to Sledgie) would stop reading what I type," I sniffed. Katie got a sweatdrop on her head and we noticed her wardrobe change. She had on a grey shirt with black stripes, a cap with yellow heartless eyes and kitty ears, black jeans, and a tail.

"Nice duds," Zoe said before cracking hers. I cracked mine and couldn't wait to see what I got.

Zoe had bat wings, a black shirt with grey streaks, a long black skirt, and a witch hat. Mine... well...

"Guys look! A bouncywild!" Katie yelled. I was one of those monkey heartless with pigtails! At least my clothes were black and grey as well. Jimmy ended up with what was MY sphere! He had large dragon wings, an all grey shirt, black jeans, and red eyes.

"What do I get?"Sledgehammer asked.

"Squeak squeek squeker, squeekity squeak squeke squeekin', squeak, squeakato!" I yelled. Holy Knights of Ni! I can speak Heartless!

"Psycho says: No offense Sledgie, but you're scary enough, cute, but scary!" Katie translated.

"Well, this is awkward." We turned to take a look at Jimmy again, and he was HOT!

"Hello!" Katie said, her eyebrows moving up and down. My yellow eyes turned into pink hearts.

"Squeaky! Squeak Squeak Skawwwweeeeeeeekkkkk!" I drooled. He had short, black hair, that hung down in the front like Sephiroth's (I'm guessing those were his antenae...), and bright yellow eyes with large pupils. He was musculat like Riku, but had a childish look to him, like Sora.

Katie didn't bother to stop and translate, we already glomped him.

"Mistress? Could you please get off me?" he asked. Katie shook her head and hugged him tighter. I stayed attached to his leg and began squeaking.

"Squee! Sqqqqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaakkkkk!" Katie glared at me.

"He will most certainly not marry you! I am his master, he must obey moi!" she yelled as she kicked me off. I growled. How dare she seperate me from my other honeypie!

"I don't want to be a part of this anymore..." Sledgehammer sighed as he walked away. Zoe nodded and followed.

Meanwhile, Guillontine Gate was becoming the arena for the world's biggest catfight. I was clawing at Katie's face, and she whacked at me with a large stick she found. I can only remember a few snippets of the conversation that took place during it (we both had our heads hit with Sledgie's hammer at the same time afterwards), so I'll type what I can remember:

Katie: You filthy pixie stick eating, pigtail wearing, banana peel chucking primate! Face my wrath!

Me: Squeek Squeke Squeekin'!

Katie: Leave my mother out of this! Die Jimmy stealer!

Me: SQQQQQUUUUUEEEEEKKKK!

Katie: Ack! When could heartless cast Thundaga?

Me: Squeek Squeak.

Katie: I understand that, but you aren't a Yellow Opera! You're a bouncy wild!

Me: Squeekity!

Katie: It was not my fault! You probably switched the dresspheres on purpose!

Me: Squeeek?

Katie: I don't know! Maybe you thought it would get me in trouble!

Me: 00 SQQQQUUUUEEEAAAAKKK!

Katie: Look out? For what?

THWACK!

Zoe's POV:

Ack! Oh my God! Are they dead? Sledgehammer just thwacked Katie and Psycho over the head with his oversized mallet!

"OMG! You killed Katie (and Psycho)! You b-d!" I yelled. Psycho sat up and held a sign that said:

SOUTH PARK ROOLZ! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Sledgehammer and I got sweatdrops on the back of our heads. Katie sat up and looked at her surroundings.

"Where am I?" she asked.

"You're in Halloween Town, Mistress," Jimmy said. Psycho attached herself to his head, and Katie tried to pry her off, but in the end, it began another fight. Ooo! That was not pretty!

THE FOLLOWING SCENE HAS BEEN CUT FOR THE CONVIENCE OF THE AUDIENCE AND TO KEEP THE RATING PG... OR AS IT IS NOW PRINTED: K!

The program may now continue.

Okay... What was the point of that?

"When was this a program?" Sledgehammer asked me. I shrugged.

"I have no idea. Can we get back to the plot line?"

"What's a plot line?" Psycho and Katie asked. Actually, Psycho just squeaked some more.

"Squeak squeak squeaking skweik?" Psycho asked Katie. She nodded and handed Psycho another dressphere. Psycho cracked it and looked just like Jimyy.

Psycho's POV:

Finally! I'm human again!

"Soooo... What is the point of us being here?" Sledgehammer asked.

"Oh yeah! We need to find Dr. Finklestein," Katie said.

"Why?"

"Because he may know how to get David Hasselhoff back into the PS2. Plus, we're gonna be in a lot of trouble ifDavy's not gone by the time our parents get back." We all mumbled in agreement.

"Alright! Let the journey of the Fellowship begin!" Katie yelled.

"Wrong movie Katie," I said.

12.37 hours of running around in confusion later...

"Are we there yet?" I asked. How hard is it just to find a lab? It's not underground or anything! It's the biggest building in the town!

"No! must you ask every two seconds?" Sledgehammer yelled. I smiled and nodded. Jimmy sniffed around the area and howled.

"0o; Katie, something's wrong with your heartless," Zoe said, pointing to Jimmy.

"He's got a scent! C'mon!" We ran after Katie and Jimmy, who were somehow going seventy miles per hour.

At the lab...

DING DONG!

"What? Who is it?" an annoyed voice called through the door.

"Dr. Finklestine! It's me! Katie! I brought Jimmy too!" Katie yelled hloding Jimmy by the arm. Dr. Finklestine opened the door.

"Oh, hello Kimmy. How are you?" he asked.

"It's Katie, and I'm fine. We need your help doctor-"

"I can tell! This girl's outfit is horrible! I've never seen such poor designery (is that a word?)!" he yelled.

"Hey! You don't look any better!" I yelled, threatening him with a large rock. he scooted back a little and looked at Sledgehammer.

"Well, I think I can see the problem," Finklestine said. He handed Sledgie a copy of "The South Beach Diet".

"Hey! I'm not fat!" Sledgehammer yelled. He quickly turned around and nibbled a carrot stick.

Everyone: 0o;

"No... See, here's what happened: Psycho bought a PS2 and a copy of CT3 a few days ago. It exploded in a lightning storm and Sledgehammer came out. We've been trying to get him back in, but..."

"We suck at our job!" I yelled happily. I take pride in knowing that I have the ability to screw evrything up and make it look funny!

"Exactly! We were wondering if you could help us," Katie said. The doctor rubbed his chin and thought to himself.

"Alright. All of you under the age of thirty, leave. The fat one stays!" he ordered.

"I'm not fat!" Sledgehammer yelled.

Later...

"Ugh, I'm bored..." I moaned as I kicked at a rock. We had been sitting outside the lab for an hour, waiting for DF's answer. Zoe was lying down on a rock, and Katie was teaching Jimmy how to take her on a date.

"Well, what do you want to do?" Zoe asked. Katie raised her hand.

"I know! Let's all do the Numa Numa dance!" she yelled.

"YAAAAAAYYY!" I yelled.

Maia hii Maia huu Maia hoo Maia haha

Maia hii Maia huu Maia hoo Maia haha!

Maia-

"SHUT THE HECK UP!" someone yelled before hitting us in the head with tomatoes. Hmph! Some people don't appreciate quality music!

"WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP!" Katie yelled, throwing a rock at the tomatoe launcher.

"Katie! You just killed that man... er zombie!" I yelled. Katie smiled.

"Now where were we?" she asked.

"Please don't sing that song!" Zoe moaned.

"Yeah, you chicks ain't exactly Utada Hikarus."

We turned around to see a teenage boy with spiky brown hair, a pumpkin on the side of his head, blue eyes with slits, and a black and grey wardrobe similar to ours. That could only mean...

"SORA! DONALD! GOOFY!" Katie and I yelled before glomping them. They screamed and tried to get out of our grasps. Zoe slapped her forehead and pulled us off. We shoved Zoe off of us and began to fight over who got to glomp Sora next. We were stopped by the sound of the lab door opening. We rushed over and saw Sledgehammer in a large pod.

"I cannot get him back in," he said sadly. Our jaws dropped. Sledgehammer pounded on the glass and I'm not going to print what he said due to the use of... "colorful vocabularyisness".

"That's not a real word," Dr. Finklestine said. Okay, if someone else reads the tyiping, they will suffer a horrible, painful, fire loaded, unpleasant, filled with pointy things, totall-

"GET ON WITH IT!" everyone in Halloween Town yelled at once.

"Sorry!" toally non harmless death.

"What I meant to say was, I can't send him back, unless you get some things for me," Dr. finklestine said while adjusting his glasses.

"What do we look like? Maids?" Katie asked sarcastically.

"They're to help get him back in! I need you to get..." I grabbed a notebook and pencil.

"One shower head, two hatchets, four individual parts of scissors, a heart of a rooder, and a soda. I'm parched!"

"Does anyone else find it odd that all of these have to do with CT3?" I asked, looking them over.

"I think we can get everything except the heart. I don't know any rooders. I don't even know what a rooder is!" Zoe yelled.

"Well, a bottle of lavender water will do just fine."

"Why are we getting stuff related to the game?" I asked, putting away the notebook.

"I need things from his memories. I can merge them together to open a portal to his world."

"Alright. But no soda for you!" Katie yelled before running out the door.

TO BE CONTINUED...


I officially now own Clock Tower 3! Kids, this goes to show you, if you bug your parents for three weeks, they will give in eventually! I beat the game in six hours though. That crap was short! Ah well. TO CLEAR MODE!