New chapter! And guess what! It's a songfic! I don't know all the words to this song (and I couldn't find them on the net), so I'll write what I know... Which is basically the chorus 12 times in a row...


Taking care of business, every day,

Taking care of business, every way,

Taking care of business, and working overtime!

Okay, here's the game plan: I collect the scissors and shower head, Katie grabs the lavender water and soda, and Zoe takes care of the hatchets. The scissors I had no problem with, I just pulled a couple of pairs of scissors apart.

But the shower head was another story...

You can't really find one lying around on the ground, can you? I ran into the bathroom and stood on the toilet.

"Great. It's never the easy way out, is it?" I said while pulling on the shower head.

Taking care of business, every day,

Taking care of business and working overtime!

Katie:

Jeez, I got the easiest task of all! All I had to do was go to the fridge and grab the soda (Which we truly don't need), then run down to the cellar and open up the emergency supply of lavender water. We have that in case unholy creatures rise from the dead and attack us to drain out our souls and feed them to the minions of Hades!

After collecting them, I heard this noise upstairs and saw the sink being pulled in. That can only mean...

"PSYCHO! THE RUNESCAPE NEWBS ARE COMING FOR ME! NYYYYOOOOOOO!" I screamed while running upstairs to the bathroom. I shut and locked the door. I know the newbies are coming for me, 'cause when I was playing once, I saw something rising from the sink. Psycho said it was just a glitch, but when it came out of the sink, it said: "w00t! I 4m t3h n00b of t3h s1nk! Ph33r m3h!"

I haven't been the same ever since...

"Glad you showed up! Help me get this thing out!" I turned to see Psycho pulling on the shower head with a crowbar.

"What're you doing?" I asked. Last time Psycho did this, she was trying to obtain a scepter to rule the world. That didn't end too well.

"Getting the shower head! Help me!" she yelled. I nodded and help pull.

Taking care of business, every day,

Taking care of business every way,

Zoe:

Man, where the heck am I going to find two hatchets? Psycho's dad has a hammer, a chainsaw, and axe, and a leafblower, but no hatchets! Why do they need a hammer anyway? Nevermind, I'm too afraid to ask...

I walked out to Katie's garden shed and walked in. The shack was pretty big. It also served as a hideout from possessed kudos, or at least that's what Psycho and Katie say. It has a small, unmade bed, a curtain in the back that covered a corner, and a desk with books piled on top of it. I turned my attention to the wall, seeing ten hatchets sticking out. Kudos mst be very powerful if they need all these! I heard a laugh echo through the room. Sorta like the Joker (batman) with bronchitis. Out from behing the curtain stepped a man covered in body paint and tatoos. I tilted my head to the side curiously.

"Wait, this isn't London, is it?" he asked. I shook my head.

"Crap. I knew I was supposed to take a left at Hungary!" he growled.

"(sweatdrop) Erm, London's that way," I said while pointing west. He smiled and left.

"Well that was awkward," I muttered before grabbing the hatchets and looking for Psycho and Katie.

(That appearance was for Alice Redqueen! The only Chopper fangirl that I know of!)

Psycho:

"Pull harder!" Katie yelled. We had two crowbars, five chimpanzees, and for some reason Menchi from Excel Saga pulling on the shower head and it still wouldn't come loose!

"Face it! It's not coming loose!" Katie yelled while hitting the toilet out of frustration. I glared and continued to pull with the monkies.

"Of course it will! We just have to pull harder!" I barked. Menchi barked too.

"Will you get out of here?" I growled.

"Wait! Let Menchi sing his song!" one of the monkies cried. Menchi sang the Menchi song and I slumped against the wall thinking about how to unhook the shower head and roast canine sushi.

Takin care of care of care of care of- BOOM!

We ran downstairs to see the CD player hd exploded.

"Nooooo! Quick Psycho! Get the medical gear!" Katie yelled while trying to put it back together. I came back holding a third-aid kit (you have to see the Fairly oddparents to get this joke).

"Quick! We're loosing him!" Zoe walked in with a wtf look on her face. I rubbed the little things that go fwoosh together and they crackled with electricity.

"CLEAR!" I yelled and shocked the boombox. The monitor showed nothing. If I were you, I would imagine this on the set of ER, just to make it more amusing.

"Nothing!" Katie yelled.

"CLEAR!" BBBBBUUUUZZZZ... Bleep... Bleep...

"Is it supposed to have a heartbeat?" Zoe asked while taking a few steps back. Katie shrugged and kicked it.

Kingdom Hearts Awakening plays

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I am cursed!" Katie yelled. Katie is cursed with CD's, 'cause whenever she listens to something, the Awakening music pops up. It came up on a Kelly Clarkson CD for Pete's sake!

"You're doing it wrong!" I growled. I kicked it and hit it with a hammer.

Taking care of business,

And working overtime!

"Yay! It works!" Katie and I yelled. Zoe sighed and looked at us.

"Did you get the shower head?" she asked.

"No, but I found Menchi-san! Squee!" I said while hloding up the emergency food ration. Zoe made an annoyed noise at us and walked up to the batroom.

"What's she gonna do?" Katie whispered. I shrugged and we followed her. Zoe pulled on the shwer head and pushed a button. It popped right off!

"Hey! How'd you do that?" I asked. Zoe shrugged and made her way towards Katie's bed. We followed and went under. Maybe now we can have a break...


It's not quite over yet! One more chapter! Will it be the end? Will it have an alternate ending? A sequel? An alternate ending with a sequel? An alternate ending with a sequel that rivals the comedy of Monty Python?