Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, and I also do not own this idea. The story is original, just not the concept.
I am sorry to anyone else who has already written a fic like this one, but I just really wanted to write it because I have some really good ideas!
Chapter 1
Stranded!
Naruto was on his way to a big party that he got invited to. But little did he, or everyone else in Konoha that got invited, know, that it was actually an evil plot to get them all trapped on a deserted island! (insert maniacal laughter here)
"This is the place!" Naruto was staring up at a giant dome that was said to be the place that the party was going to be held.
"Naruto? What're you doing here?" Naruto turned around to see Sasuke and Sakura standing at the entrance of the dome as well.
"You guys get invited too?"
"Uh-huh" Sakura said and ran up to the slidey doors that was the entrance to the pitch black dome (I like slidey doors…)
"So I guess everyone else was invited too" Sasuke casually walked past Naruto and entered the really, really big dome. Naruto followed.
LATER
By this time, everyone in Konoha has arrived at the dome. So they will soon be cast out to sea, and then crash on an island, and then have to live with each other for a very long time! Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun!
Now I will describe to you what everyone is doing while they wait for their mysterious host!
Naruto is eating ramen.
Sasuke is leaning on a wall with his arms crossed.
Sakura is having a catfight with Ino over who looks better.
Ino is having a catfight with Sakura and oh you know the rest…
Chouji is eating everything he can see. (On the food court. He is not a cannibal)
Shikamaru is sleeping under a table.
Kiba is playing fetch with Akamaru. (With what you ask? I really don't know…)
Hinata is sitting quietly beside Naruto.
Shino is gambling with Lee and Neji.
Tenten is practicing karate.
And Gaara (yes Gaara) is hiding from everyone.
Does that cover everyone? Yes, I think it does…well, lets continue then!
"Go get it boy!" Kiba threw his watcha-ma-callit across the inside of the dome (which by the way is completely dark except for three lights) and hit Shino in the head.
"Ow…that's it! Iim gonna give Akamaru fleas for all eternity!" Shino lifted up his hands and a few bugs started to crawl out from his sleeves.
"Nooooooo!" Kiba jumped in the way of the bugs, thus getting fleas stuck in his Eskimo –like jacket thing. He is now scratching himself like crazy.
"Gyagh! Have mercy Shino! Have mercy!" Kiba was on the verge of tears.
"Oh fine! Come back to me my babies…" As he said this all the fleas crawled off the Eskimo-like jacket and up Shino's sleeve.
"Hey by the way, where do all the bugs go when they crawl up your sleeve?" Lee asked as he lost all his money to Neji.
"You…don't wanna know…"
"Ew…" Neji said quietly.
And after hours of doing random crap, the mysterious host shows up!
"Do you know why I have brought you all here today? I didn't think so, now as you may have not known, we are currently 183 miles out in the Pacific Ocean." Jaws dropped at this.
"How the heck did you get this big dome thingy out to sea so far?"
"That, Naruto, is something I do not know, and never will"
Everyone was a bit shocked that the mysterious host had almost no idea what the heck he was talking about.
"Annnyway! We will soon be at our destination!" The mysterious host gave each of them a pair of goggles.
"Um… why do we need these?" Ino asked trying to get them to fit her.
"Oh, you will see!" The mysterious host went back up to his hiding place and was out of sight once more.
"All in favor of kicking his butt when he comes back out say I!" Kiba exclaimed, and everyone in the dome thingy raised their hand.
"I said say 'I' you morons!"
"How dare you call me a moron!" Gaara said and trapped Akamaru in a cage of sand.
"What is this, abusive animal treatment day?" Kiba said as he tried, frantically, to pull away the bars of the sandy prison.
Just then, the dome thing keeled over on its side causing everyone and everything in it to slide over.
"What the?" Shikamaru yelled as he woke up from his rather long nap.
"I can't swim!" Gaara said as he tried to pull himself up onto the top of the dome.
"Quick everyone! Get on my stomach!" Chouji said and everyone climbed on.
"Baika no Jutsu!" he yelled and got bloated to where he was a human raft. Yay! Chouji gets the resourceful fat guy award!
"Phew that was close" said Hinata and shyly shifted over to Naruto.
"I say we pat Chouji on the…well…stomach?" Ino said with a half-disgusted look on her face.
They all looked down and said "Nah…" and then thought to themselves Isn't it bad enough that we have to sit on this guy till we reach that island over there? Wait a minnit…island? And then they all stared at their only hope of survival.
"YOSH!" Lee yelled and then everyone stared at him.
"Never again Lee…" Sasuke said and then proceeded to stare at the island some more.
"But if I'm not annoying, then you guys'll never give me any attention!"
"Actually we just choose to not give you attention…" Shino said coldly.
"Aw…" Lee said and then crawled off to be by himself.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Yusuke: This sucks
Kenshin: Its not bad that it isn't
Niwatori: I hope no one's mad at me cause all my muses are anime characters…
Yugi: I am
Yoh: I'm not!
Yusuke: We don't care Yoh
Yoh: Yes you do! You just don't know how to show it!
Niwatori: No…we really don't care
Yoh: Oh…Celestial Slash!
(Yugi gets sliced in half)
Yugi: You will pay for this!
Yoh: No I won't!
All (except Niwatori and Yugi): Please review!
Niawtori: But no flaming!
Yugi: Flamers answer to me!
Niwatori: You realize you're in two halves right?
Yugi: Does it look like I care?
Niwatori: No…it looks like your bleeding
Kenshin: True you are bleeding that you are
Niwatori: Kenshin shut up
Kenshin: Why O mighty creator?
Niwatori: Because I just don't like the way you talk…
Yusuke: Everyone shut up!
All (except Yusuke): OK!
Yusuke: But seriously, please review!
