Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and neither do you.
Replies to reviews:
Nejithecagedbird: Sorry the chapters are short, but I've been running out of ideas recently for all my fics...I'll update as soon as my writer's block gets better...anyway, I'm tryin' to go for the comedy route than the lengthy one.
Silver Sniper: You know I mentioned that some characters are OOC in my description of the story. I also read a bit of your fic too! But unlike in your fic, in mine they didn't know they were gonna get stranded on an island. And they're not really on Survivor...I just used that in the title.
Chapter 2
First day on the Island or Random crap day (I can't decide)
Our ninja heroes (and Gaara) had reached the island and were now cursing the mysterious host.
"Darn you, you frikin' shadowy, mysterious, mother–" Neji started and was then bashed on the head by Tenten's karate chop.
"There could be impressionable young viewers reading this fic, and plus, if you had tried to say that you would've got bleeped." Tenten said firmly.
"What's a fic?" Chouji asked and everyone except Shikamaru shrugged.
"It's stories that are made by people that hear about the website. We are in a fan fiction right now, even." Shikamaru said and then turned on his back.
"You frighten me sometimes Shikamaru" Tenten said and then kicked Lee in the shin.
"YOW! Why did you do that Tenten?" Lee yelled hopping on one foot.
"I dunno. It sounded like fun at the time." Tenten said and then shrugged.
"Yes! Lets all kick Lee in the shin!" Ino said and then proceeded to kick Lee in the shin. As did everyone else.
They did this for many hours until Lee's shin was bleeding.
"AUGH..." Lee buried his face into the ground and something wet touched his face...
"GYAH!" Lee yelled as he shot up and everyone asked what was wrong or if he was just being annoying again.
"There! Look at that!" Lee pointed at what looked like a little slimy, pink, tepee poking out of the sand.
They all stared at it for awhile until Naruto said "Poke it Lee"
"Ack! Why me?" Lee yelled and fell head first into the sand after tripping over a twig.
"Because if it does attack, its better you than any of us" He then pushed Lee toward the small pink thing.
"Uh..." Lee poked it slightly and it wiggled around a bit. It then came up out of the ground revealing its long slimy body. It was a...tongue?
"Who has touched my ridiculously long tongue?" Orochimaru pulled himself up out of the ground and looked around at everyone. They were all staring at him with really big eyes.
"More importantly...why the HELL were you hiding under there!" Gaara said with a surprised look on his face. "You have disgraced the sand for all eternity with your presence!"
"I have an underground club under here...and we were just finishing a cool episode of Dragon Ball Z" Orochimaru said and everyone laughed at him.
"Dragon Ball Z is gay! Its all talk and no action!" Hinata said and everyone stopped laughing and stared at her. "I think you guys have a problem with staring at people..." she said shyly.
"Yeah it is! And am I the only one who noticed that almost every single bad guy can transform or something into a more powerful and more ugly form of theirselves?" Lee said and everyone got in on the conversation.
"Hey guys! What'd I miss?" Shino appeared out of nowhere and no one really noticed...
"What're we talkin' about?" Shino was ignored again. That's it! I'm letting the bugs go... He thought to himself and then lifted up his arms.
"Rgghhh...Shut up! No one cares about Dragon Ball Z!" Gaara said and closed everyone's mouth with sand. (Note: Gaara is in his happy place because there is sand everywhere...yes even someone like Gaara has a happy place...this was a completely random statement so just make a mental note to forget it...except for the part about Gaara's happy place...which really is the whole statement so...ehehe...shutting up...)
"Well we do sand...demon...boy...thing...so no touching my tongue!" Orochimaru said and sank back into the ground.
"I wonder why his tongue was up out of the ground anyway..." Lee said and then felt something crawl up is leg. "KYAH!"
Everyone looked at him and then Chouji said "Lee, you realize you just screamed like a little girl right?"
"Is there anything actually wrong with you or are you being annoying again?" Sasuke said and then felt something crawl up his leg. "OMYGODTHERE'SSOMETHINGONMYLEG!"
and everyone stared at him.
"See? You guys do have a problem with staring at people!" Hinata said and then proceeded to stare at Sasuke.
And then everyone felt something crawl up their legs...dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun! (remember it was Shino's fault! They're in no real danger...or are they? Wait, oh, no...they're not. Never mind.)
"Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That'll teach you to ignore me..." Shino said and then commanded the bugs to come back to his sleeves.
"You asshole! I'll kill you!" Gaara yelled leaping at Shino, fists at the ready.
"Crap" Shino said, was hit in the face, and was thrown back 35 feet. He then was wrapped in a pod of sand, and as Gaara closed his fists he was crushed under the pressure and exploded into a bunch of body parts and blood...just kidding! He was just unconscious!
"That'll shut him up for about, oh, ten minutes." Gaara said triumphantly.
"Sweet" Neji said quietly.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Yusuke: I still say this sucks
Kenshin: You are much to negative, that you are
Niwatori: Aw come on! Its not that bad...
Yugi: Yes it is
Yoh: ZZZZZZzzzzzz
Yugi: What the hell is wrong with Yoh?
Niwatori: I think he's sleeping, no wait, he is sleeping
Kenshin: Shall I kick him?
Yusuke: I advise you to not do that
Yugi: Why you?
Niwatori: Yeah really...I thought you were just a bastard
Yusuke: Sometimes I wish I were
Kenshin: You are
Yusuke: Do you wish to die?
Kenshin: No, that I don't
Napolean Dynamite: Yeah right! Who's the only one here who knows the secret ninja moves from the government?
Niwatori: Where the hell did he come from?
Napolean: Where ever I feel like I wanna come from, gosh!
Yusuke: I'm going to kill him now...Mega spirit gun!
Napolean is blown away by a huge blue blast
Napolean: Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Niwatori: Well, that was completely random and pointless! Please review!
Yugi: Flame if you want!
Niwatori: Shut up Yugi! I'll kill you!
Niwatori tackles Yugi
Kenshin: Please review, that you must
Yusuke kicks Yoh
Yoh: OW!
Yusuke: Aw, suck it up!
All: REVIEW!
