Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Dragon Ball Z
Due to my very unsuccessful first fic, I have decided to make this one, the one I will update the most frequently. And now! Replies to reviews!
KittyMissy: I'm glad you think its funny! That's what I was going for!
Naruto'sbabygirl: I will keep writing this fic! I am also glad you think its funny too
nejithecagedbird: Well, if you must have a reason as to why Orochimaru's tongue was up (that was completely random to make the story funnier) here it is:
Orochimaru sat on his throne in his underground club and was watching the end of an episode of Dragon Ball Z when...his tongue started to move on its own!
Dammit! Not now! Not in public! Nooo! I knew buying this roll-out tongue would come back to haunt me! Orochimaru thought and his tongue slipped out of his mouth
While on his rather small television set Freiza and Goku were fighting to the death!
"Kamehameha!" Goku yelled and a big blue blast shot out of his hands and hit Frieza. But as the smoke cleared he stood there unharmed (when will Goku figure out that that blast never works?)
"Ha! Pathetic saiyain!" Frieza yelled (so true) and shot a bunch of tiny red blasts from the tips of his fingers that for some reason hurt a helluva lot more than a big blue one.
"Argh!" Goku yelled and then some random voice that almost sounds like he's introducing guys at a basketball game said "Will Goku be able to survive Frieza's barrage of tiny useless red blasts or will he perish under the almost non-existent pressure? Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of...Dragon Ball Z!" while Orochimaru's tongue was slowly poking up through the sand, he none the wiser that it would soon tough Lee's face...
Phew! That reason enough for you? And now...for the story!
Chapter 3
Split up!
After Shino regained consciousness, Neji proposed that they split up into two teams to look for monkeys and food and stuff.
They were split up into three teams, the first team consisted of Sasuke, Chouji, Lee, and Kiba. The second team consisted of Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata. The third team consisted of Naruto, Shikamaru, Neji, Shino, and Gaara. Team one was in charge of finding monkeys or any other civilazation. Team two was in charge of finding food. And team three was in charge of finding...well...stuff?
"Hey! How come you guys get five people and we only get four?" Sakura yelled pointing at Naruto.
"Um...here take this coconut" Naruto said and threw them a coconut.
"Alright! Our team is solid now! We got a coconut!" Sakura said excitedly and everyone on team two agreed (seriously, they were happy they got a coconut)
"Hey! What about us!" Lee yelled and jumped on Neji's head.
"I suggest you get off..." Neji said and thrust two fingers into Lee's face.
"Uh...how about you guys just take Jimmy?" Shino said and everyone stared at him with raised eyebrows. (Except Gaara. He has none! And Lee because his are too heavy)
"Jimmy?" Chouji said and then Shino lifted up his arms.
"Yes, Jimmy is my best friend." And then a bug came out of his sleeve and hugged Shino's middle finger.
They all looked at him with this expression
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"COOL! WE GET A BUG!" Lee yelled and shoved his arms into the air. Accidentally punching Neji in the face...
"That tears it!" Neji yelled and activated his Byakugan. He then hit Lee at 275 pressure points in about 2.8 seconds leaving Lee unconscious and bleeding on the beach.
"Great now we still only have four team members..." Sasuke said and everyone shrugged.
"Well...at least you gotta bug" Hinata said and then followed her team into the nearby forest.
"True...true..." Chouji said and then ran off to catch up with his team who had left him behind.
"Well! What kinda 'stuff' should we look for?" Gaara said and everyone agreed on the same thing.
"We need a computer!" They all said and then realized that there was basically no point in a computer and the fact that they had nowhere to plug it in or anything.
"Maybe we should just search around the island to learn what all is on it." Shino said and then everyone said it wasn't a bad idea, so they then strode off merrily across the island beach leaving Lee or anything else behind them.
Meanwhile with team 2!
"Augh! Don't even tell me we're already lost!" Ino said with her hands behind her head.
"Just a bit further" Hinata said, Byakugan engaged.
"Wait what did you see again?" Tenten asked as a small tree branch hit her in the face.
"I saw a bunch of coconuts over there!" Hinata said and pointed east.
Everyone sweat dropped.
"Uh...if the coconuts are east, why are we going north?" Sakura asked and Hinata stopped.
"Uh...would you believe me if I told you my Byakugan was broken?" Hinata said and then turned east.
"Is that even possible?" Ino asked and Tenten and Sakura answered "No"
"Um...how 'bout I'm an idiot?" Hinata said and looked back.
"That'll work!" They all said and continued through the tropical forest.
Meanwhile with team 3!
"I saw the monkey!" Jimmy yelled but no one could understand (or hear for that matter) him.
"The bug is jumping up and down again" Kiba said and then saw Akamaru trying to eat him.
"No! Akamaru! If you eat Shino's bestest friend then he's gonna give me fleas!" Kiba said and hit Akamaru on the nose.
"whine" Akamaru pouted and continued to follow the rest of team 3.
"Is anyone else as bored as I am?" Shikamaru said and everyone said "YES! For the nineteenth time dammit!"
"Point taken" Shikamaru said and then proceeded to follow the rest of his team.
Meanwhile back with team 1!
"How the hell did we get lost?" Naruto yelled and then everyone just stared at the ground.
"We all agreed that we would stay right on the shore and not go into the tropical forest and get lost right? So, how the HELL did we end up going into the damn forest and getting lost?"
No one said anything.
"This sucks..." Naruto said quietly and then tried to find a way back to shore.
Meanwhile again with team 2!
"Hinata..."
"Yes Ino?"
"This is where we started isn't it?"
"Y-yeah it is..."
Hinata had led them to the exact same place that they had started. But at least she found the coconuts. Where do you thinkNaruto found the first one anyway hmmm? Stay tuned for the next chapter because it is currently 11:24 p.m. and I am really tired because my dad forced me to go to a baseball game with him...otherwise this chapter would be longer...
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Sorry! No muses this time around because I'm just too damn tired currently...but R&R anyway. There are probably a few mistakes in this fic so let me know and I will fix em to the best of my ability...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz...sleeping...
