1Disclaimer: For the (I don't know how many times I've said it) time, I don't own Naruto
Yay! This fic is getting somewhat popular! And now to answer (and re-answer) reviews!
KittyMissy- Sorry! I forgot to mention that since you requested it, Itachi will appear in later chapters! As soon as I get to reading the part with him in the manga! Which, currently I am at chapter 104 so it could take awhile...its when Neji fights Naruto in the final stage of the Chunnin exams. Kick his ass Naruto!
nejithecagedbird- Well I'm sorry if I offended you or something by torturing Lee but he was the one I wanted to torture because he looks weird and acts weird and he is really funny...why don't you tell me who you would like to see get tortured because I am going to torture someone to take the jokes and stuff...
d4rkhunternin- Uh...its kinda supposed to be random...and not ramdon...
Now I shall move onto the story!
Chapter 4
The first night and the morning after
Team 1 had been mindlessly wandering through the tropical forest while all the others partied on the beach shore.
"I can smell food..." Chouji said and then Kiba yelled "So use your nose to find our way back!"
"Why don't you use your nose?" Chouji said and then collapsed out of dehydration and starvation.
"All in favor of leaving him there and forgetting about him say I" Kiba said and they all raised their hands.
"Dammit! You guys are frikin' idiots! Do you even listen to me when I say 'say I'?" Kiba yelled and then collapsed as well. Akamaru then bit him and he shot back up.
"OW! Uh...thanks boy...good dog..." Kiba said and then struggled to keep up with his team.
While back on the beach!
"WOOT! This rules!" Naruto yelled as he ran around the beach with nothing but his underwear on.
"Take that!" Ino yelled as she splashed Hinata with water.
"YOSH!" Lee yelled and ran around the beach 5 times without taking a breather. And then ran into a tree...
"Hard to believe that he can be as strong as he is huh?" Neji said to Tenten.
"Yeah, I wonder why Gai likes him so much..."
"Because the like Bleep ing twins." Neji said and then stood there as if he were confused "What the hell was that?"
"Toldja you'd get bleeped." She said and then smirked.
"So! We got coconuts because of Hinata right?" Naruto said and then smiled at Hinata.
"No...we got coconuts because they were just here...we got LOST because of Hinata!" Sakura said and then splashed her with more water. (Ino, Hinata and Sakura are swimming in the nearby ocean.)
Hinata looked down and cried for a bit...
"I kinda feel like that something is missing...hmmm..." Shino said and then everyone thought.
"Rrgghh...and you call yourself a Sasuke worshiper Ino!" Sakura yelled and hit Ino in the face. "Of course its obvious that Sasuke's team isn't back yet!"
"OW..." Ino said and sank into the water and bled there for a bit.
Meanwhile again we go back to Team 1!
"Well looks like we're stuck out here in the forest on the first night we got here."Sasuke said and then cleared out an area for them to sleep in while Kiba had Akamaru search for food or the others.
"OK, boy, you know your mission! This is a class B mission so take it seriously!" Kiba was making sure that Akamaru knew exactly what to do. Akamaru just stared at him with his head tilted.
"I saw the monkey!" Jimmy was once again hopping up and down and pointing every which way.
"This damn bug is annoying..." Sasuke said and then flicked it. It then fell over unconcious.
"I...think...I'm...gonna...die..." Chouji said when he finally caught back up to them.
"The fatty is back..." Kiba said and laughed at him until Chouji turned into a giant ball of meat and crushed him.
"So...much...fat...bleeding...hurting...scared..." Kiba whispered random things to himself as Akamaru ran off to search for who knows what...
"Chouji, I think you have mentally scarred Kiba for the rest of his life..." Sasuke said and then stared at him awkwardly.
"No one calls me fat..."
The next morning with all the others!
Naruto slowly awoke after a long night of partying, raping, partying, bleeding, partying, molesting, partying, more bleeding, and yes, more partying...only to see Lee staring at him with big fuzzy eyebrows...
"Lee?" Naruto said but Lee just kept staring.
They stared at each other for awhile until Naruto got up and poked Lee. Lee then proceeded to fall over face first into the sand and Naruto sweat dropped...
Naruto sat there for awhile waiting for something to happen when Lee got up an yelled "YOSH!" at the top of his lungs and Naruto fell over in the sand this time...
Lee stared at Naruto some more until Hinata got up and pushed Lee aside to stare at Naruto.
After everyone woke up, they decided to look for team 1.
Team 2 was to find team 1 and team 3 was to find any other civilization on the island.
"Alright! I say that us girls on team 2 look for the guys on team 1 and team 3 look for any other people" Sakura yelled and Ino said "Shouldn't they come with us to find team 1?"
"Tch, do you really think that they will be any help?" Sakura said and Ino just looked down.
"Alright, move out!" Sakura yelled and marched off. Her team followed.
"What the hell are we supposed to do?" Naruto said and Neji bashed him on the head.
"You didn't hear anything she just said?" Neji yelled and walked off to start their search for civilization.
"No..." Naruto said and followed Neji. Shino, Lee, and Shikamaru followed.
The last time we're going back to team 1!
Chouji woke up with a large yawn and stood up. He woke Kiba, Sasuke, and Jimmy up. Akamaru was still gone when they woke up but Kiba knew he was alive because he could faintly smell his scent.
"Ugh...jeez...my back hurts...I'm not sleepin' on the ground again" Kiba said and took out a couple of doggie treats and ate them. He offered a couple of them to Sasuke and Chouji. Chouji ate his without hesitation but Sasuke refused. He thought he was to cool to be eating something that some eskimo-like kid's dog eats...
"Well that's the only food we have for what could be a long while" Kiba said eating just a bit more.
"Pft...I'll manage..." Sasuke said and continued through the forest.
To team 2 we go!
"Sasuke! Where are you?" Sakura and Ino were frantically searching while Hinata and Ten-ten struggled to keep up with them.
"W-wait for u-us!" Hinata yelled and tripped, almost falling face first into the sand.
It goes on like this for many boring hours...so lets just continue to something more important...
Now for the much more interesting team 3!
"What the hell?" Shikamaru yelled. He stared up at a gigantic shrine with two statues of huge monkeys.
"Um...this is really weird...but...at least we found other civilization..." Naruto said and searched for an entrance.
"I have a feeling that there is a great amount of monkeys in there...and that they worship some kinda crazy monkey god that, like, gives them bananas to answer their prayers or something..." Shino said and was stared at by Neji with his scary pale white eyes...
"Could you...stop staring at me?"
"Uh...yeah..." he kept staring.
"Ok...so...stop..."
"Hey! Neji! Use your byakugan to find an entrance!" Lee said suddenly as he kicked the stone wall to break it and finally enter.
"Oh, right!" Neji said and activated the byakugan "I...see...alotta monkeys...and a dog...and an entrance at the top of the shrine!" everyone followed him to the top of the shrine.
"Whaddaya mean you saw a dog in there?" Shikamaru said and then Neji peered down again.
"You don't think..." Naruto said and then everyone's eyes went big...
"AKAMARU!"
To be Continued...
Yoh: Whoa! I wonder what happened to Akamaru...
Niwatori: That is something that I'm gonna have to ponder because of writer's block
Yugi: Shutup! You don't have writer's block!
Niwatori: Aw, shut up, what do you know? Oh, I know what you know because I'm the author! And now I'm gonna make you say something
Yugi: Ack! Uh...n-no...Niwatori does not have writers block...whoa...what the hell was that?
Niwatori: That was me forcing you to say something...and it was kinda hard to read
Yoh: Hey, where are Kenshin and Yusuke?
Niwatori: Oh I gave them a vacation
Yugi: Why didn't you give us a vacation?
Niwatori: Well Yoh doesn't do crap and you're an ass hole...that's why
Yugi: Ah screw this!
(Yugi runs off and jumps off a cliff)
Niwatori: Well, that was weird and now I will tell you to review but not flame! So do it...
