Harry picked up his copy of A Compilation of the Dark Arts and Theories Behind Them by Jaren Wolheart and began reading.
"Although
the Dark Arts are considered evil primarily by ignorant wizards who
know nothing of their true nature, there have been many instances where
wizards have used them to help people. The Imperious curse,
for instance, has been used, in the past, to help subdue mentally ill
patients and provide them with moments of bliss, subsequently removing
them from the harsh reality of their life. This usage has been outlawed
in 1873. Many hexes, jinxes, charms, etc. that are used for offense
purposes in the wizarding world are considered dark because of the way
that they are used. If one was to use a standard levitating charm on a
person to throw them over a cliff, would it be considered dark? Most of
the wizarding are hypocrites when it comes down to the subtleties of
how certain spells are used. What they fail to understand is that most
spells, hexes, jinxes, etc. that are used by a wizard/witch is what
classifies a spell as being Light or Dark. It is, of course, all up to
the wizard performing the spell."
Harry thought that this theory was correct. After all, the Imperio curse did provide the recipient with a type of bliss. If certain curses were used in different ways then...
"BOY, GET DOWN HERE AND EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF THIS!!!" Harry's thoughts were interrupted by the pompous voice of his Uncle. Harry reluctantly went downstairs to see what the ruckus was all about. What Harry saw amazed him: The living room was full of owls, Daily Prophets, letters, and things of that sort.
"I don't know Uncle Vernon, I was not informed that all of this was going to happen." Harry said. His uncle was on the verge of a very large, involuntary, bowel movement.
"SORT OUT THIS MESS YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY MORE OF THIS...THIS...FREAKISNESS!!" Uncle Vernon exploded. He left the room in a rush, purple in the face. Perhaps he is going to the bath room, Harry thought. Harry picked up a Daily Prophet and read the front page; There was a picture of a very angry Harry, face consorted in rage and fury tears in his eyes. The Savior of the Wizarding World is an Unstable Time Bomb: Theories state that this is an early look of what is to come, and that Mr. Potter (currently a student in Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry) is perhaps unstable enough to become the next Dark Lord, if He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is destroyed.
"Harry Potter, long time student of Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and
Wizardry has been an Avada Kedarva waiting to happen. Interviews with
long time friends shed an new light into the life of our "hero".
Ronald Weasley, of the Burrow, and long time friend and friend of Harry Potter:
"Harry has changed a lot recently, and his temper seems to flare up easily now. Harry is a parseltounge and has been very interested with the Dark Arts. He enjoys the spotlight and will do anything to stay in it. I am ashamed to have called myself his friend, and I speak for the whole Weasley family here."
Hermione Granger, of 1537 Hapsburg Lane, London, and long time friend of Harry Potter:
"Harry has been known to keep secrets from us, and has been known to
have quite a temper. Has my boyfriend Ron said, he is a parseltounge
and has been known to study the Dark Arts."
There you have it folk,
friends, or former friends of Harry Potter have said it, and you have
read it. Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived, is... to put it lightly... a
psycho. The sooner we get rid of Potter the sooner the wizarding world
can focus on the matter at hand, getting rid of the Dark Lord.
Harry set down the paper with tears in his eyes. How could they do this? Friends since 1st year, and they do this to him! How dare they. Telling the world he was a parseltounge! ARGH! If they didn't want his friendship, then he didn't need it. He ran up to his room and closed the door, and proceeded to destroy everything else in his room with uncontrolled magic. His Aura bursting forth, with green and black sparks of magic. Harry knew this was not over, however. He still had letters to read.
#$#$#$#$#$A/N: ha, finally updated. Don't know how good the chapter was, so leave your feedback. I will take any help I can get right now lols.
