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Hey everybody, I'm back with another chapter! And I promise it'll be a good one! Sorry it took me so long to update but I can only work on fics on certain days...otherwise I'm downloading music or Naruto chapters to read...plus I went on a class trip to Chicago! WOOT! It was awesome...well, time now for the hit kids TV series called "Replies to Reviews" (not really if that offends someone some how...)

KittyMissy- Since you were the first to review, you get the honor of having me reply to you first...which really isn't that big of a deal...oh well, Itachi is going to appear in this chapter because I got to where he shows up in Konoha, and when he shows up again at the hotel that Jiraiya and Naruto stayed at while Naruto waited to learn the Rasengan and Jiraiya collected information about the whereabouts of Tsunade. I like long, detailed, explanations of where I am in the Naruto series...well currently I...wait...resisting...temptation...twitch...

I rule you- No, I rule you...but I'm glad you liked it anyway...

Nejithecagedbird- Uh...first of all...this is a COMEDY fic...not everything has to make sense if its for the sake of comedy...second of all...calm down...the thing with Sakura and Ino...if you remember, when it comes to Sasuke, those two are the worst of rivals!

Illklutazn- boy that's hard to spell o.0...anyway, you will have to read this chapter to find out if the dog was Akamaru or not!

This chapter is the best yet! BuyI regret to say that it is pathetically short...the next chappie will be much longer though!Less humorous this time around but still the best...so get ready for the most wonderful, bestest, awesomest, super...est, coolest, not-longerest,MM-MMMMPPPHHH! (Niwatori is gagged and dragged away by Uchiha Itachi...)

"That'll teach you to shutup so we can get on with the chapter with ME in it!"

Chapter 5

When monkeys attack and an unexpected visitor

Everyone rushed into the shrine after realizing that Akamaru could be inside. They ran down three hallways to the left, and then one to the right, and then as they entered the next room, they realized they were in...the room they started out at!

"What the hell?" Naruto yelled and then ran into someone. As the person he ran into stood up, Naruto could just make out a big fuzzy jacket and a fat person behind him. Along with a darker, kid in the back with a blue jacket on and spiky hair. It was team 1!

"Watch it Naruto!" Kiba yelled and then Shikamaru walked past Naruto and looked at Kiba.

"Why are you here?" Shikamaru said and then Kiba looked down.

"Those damn monkeys have Akamaru!" Kiba said and then punched a wall.

"Calm down...I gotta plan but we need everyone's cooperation to do it." Shikamaru said and then Kiba looked up.

"Right! Let's go save Akamaru!" Kiba yelled and then everyone huddled up...

To team 2 we go!

"What?" Sakura yelled as she turned around to look at Hinata.

"I-I s-saw s-someone m-move over t-there" Hinata said and then shakily pointed in the direction that she thought she saw someone move at.

"Look, we're out here to find Sasuke, not find other people...that was team 3's job" Ino said and then smacked another tree branch. It then fell, revealing a small dirt path...leading to a house?

Shikamaru's done explaining now!

"Squad B that way! Squad F that way! And the rest of squad A, come with me!" Shikamaru yelled and pointed in 3 different directions.

"You sure this plan of yours is gonna work Shikamaru?" Naruto said and then followed him down a path.

"Naruto, don't doubt Shikamaru's ability to plan ahead...its saved your ass before, and besides, he's the only Chuunin I see around here..." Chouji said and then smirked. Naruto just kind of growled at him slightly.

The two teams were now divided into three squads (here we go again) Squad A, consisted of Shikamaru, Sasuke, and Neji. They were in charge of taking out any traps that monkeys could possibly come up with. Squad B consisted of Naruto, Kiba, and Lee. They were to find and retrieve Akamaru. Squad F consisted of Chouji, Gaara, and Shino. They were to defeat any opposing threats that could appear...such as the man-eating monkeys with rabies charging straight for them...

"Whoa" Shino said and then slightly shifted to one side.

"Baika no jutsu!" Chouji yelled and then bloated up to the size of the monkey which was pretty damn big.

"SSUURRAAA!" The monkey yelled and sank its fangs into Chouji's giant stomach. (Ow...o.-)

"Ugh...Sabakukyuu" Gaara said and a bunch of sand wrapped around the monkey.

"SSSSUUUURRRRAAAAA!" It yelled and struggled to get free.

Gaara then closed his fists really fast and yelled "Sabakusousou!" and the sand crushed the monkey...continuing now...

They each had 1 of 3 hallways to explore. Gaara's squad searched one hallway while Naruto's squad searched another.

"Hey, shouldn't we have Neji on our team to help us find Akamaru?" Lee said and then Naruto said "That jerk? No way, we got Kiba anyways"

"Will you guys shutup? I'm tryin' to lock onto Akamaru's scent!" Kiba said while sniffing the air.

"Got 'im!" Kiba yelled and jumped off leaving Naruto and Lee behind.

"Well...what should we do now?" Lee said while Naruto sped off to catch up with Kiba.

"Oh...well, wait for me!" Lee yelled and ran as fast as he could to catch up...

Now we'll check up on how Shikamaru's squad is doing...

"And another over there...and there...and there..." Neji continuously said as Sasuke and Shikamaru frantically tried to keep up with getting rid of all the traps that Neji was spotting.

"Dammit! How can monkeys be this frikin' smart?" Sasuke yelled and quickly destroyed another trap.

"They can't be...something's wrong here..." Shikamaru said and then regretted having Neji on his squad...he was making him work to much...

"Alright...that's all for this part of the hallway..." Neji said and fell over because he exhausted his chakra...Shikamaru gave him a soldier pill quickly and had him activate his Byakugan again.

"Alright...this'll keep me going for another few hours" He got back up and continued through the hallway...

But little did any of them know that this was actually all a trap set by...well I can't tell you...so just keep reading...

Team 2 time!

They had found a house out in the middle of nowhere on an unknown tropical island in the middle of the pacific ocean...tch, yeah their gonna go in...

"Wow...creepy..." Sakura said as she entered the house.

The whole house was painted completely black besides some blood stains on the wall...

"This guy, and god do I hope it's a guy, must be really scary, or crazy or somethin' you know?" Ino said as she stared around the room.

There was only one another thing in the whole house besides darkness...a blood-stained knife lying in the middle of the floor...

"L-lets get out of h-here b-before the owner comes b-back to h-his h-house..." Hinata said and inched her way over to the door.

When she opened the door something scarier than Satan himself was standing in the doorway...Uchiha Itachi!

To be continued...

Itachi: wait a minnit...I only appear once? AND I DON'T EVEN GET TO TALK!

Yusuke: relax, you damn Uchiha killer, there's a part 2 to this story that I'm sure will be better and longer than this shitty one...

Kenshin: and the mighty author said it was going to be good...

Yugi: where the hell is he anyway?

Itachi: oh, I gagged him and stuffed him in a closet with little to no oxygen at the beginning of the story

DEAD SILENCE

Yugi: you...did...what...!

Itachi: uh...is that bad?

Yusuke: no, its not bad, we're just gonna all die because the author is dead and can't write, OF COURSE ITS BAD YOU PSYCOTIC MORON!

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOO (they're fading away) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!

Niwatori: pliff rfffw fft no fllminn (trasnslation: please review but no flaming)