A/n: This is just a pointless humor drabble I wrote during English. If you're one of the people who usually read my drabbles, don't worry, more RoyAi will come soon.


Sparkles by RW Grimm

The sparkles hurt my eyes, that's why they're always closed.

Don't get me wrong, I love the sparkles, they are a phenomenal trait that has been passed down through the Armstrong family for generations.

But they still hurt if you stare at them for too long.

When I was a young lad I'd run around the fields trying to catch them.

The other children didn't seem to understand my great joy in the tiny lights. The said I was weird.

When I tried to explain it was a phenomenal trait that has been passed down through the Armstrong family for generation, they just said I was even weirder.

And they just stared whenever my shirt inexplicably came off…I don't know why.

Even now, when I'm in the military, people stare. It's a little rude.

They shouldn't just stare at people because there are sparkles around their head and their shirt keeps flying off.

It's just not proper.

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