PIMPLES

Disclaimer- I DO NOT OWN THE ANIME NARUTO.(thought I wish I did)

BY: Adarcel


Sasuke lazily opened his eyes, something was wrong. He slowly climbed out of his bed, and walked into the restroom. "Urgh, I need to brush my teeth…" Sasuke mumbled while reaching for his toothbrush when he froze. There, in the reflection of the mirror, was himself. But that's not all, on his oh- so- beautiful nose, was a single red dot. Sasuke's eyes grew wide while he reached his hand up to his nose and rubbed the red spot. It won't come off. Then it hit him. It was not a red spot. It was a pimple. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Somewhere in Konoha-

Neji and his other two teammates and his super insane, thick browed and retarded teacher were eating breakfast at the Ichiraku Ramen when they heard a high pitch girly shriek rang through the whole village. "I wondered who can scream like that…" Lee trailed off while chewing on the ramen thoughtfully, while Tenten nodded. Suddenly, an idea popped into the weapon master's head, an evil one that is. "Neji?" Tenten asked sweetly, "Can you use your Byakugan to scan around the whole village for the source of that high pitch… scream?" Neji just stared at her blankly. "Why?" Tenten looked at Neji dumbly, "'Cause… I'm your comrade?" she said hopefully.

"No."
….
"PLEASE?"

"No."

Tenten was about to give up when Lee whispered something in her ear, and an evil smile spread across her face.
Uh oh.

Back to Sasuke-
Sasuke was sulking. "My face… my beautiful face… IT'S RUINED!" He let out a wail. "Shut up!" someone yelled from below his apartment. Sasuke immediately shut his mouth up, but it wasn't making anything better. He peeked over his shoulder and looked into the mirror again. There it was, the big 'n ugly pimple on the tip of his nose. "Great, just great! Now my perfect face was ruined, and I need to meet the others in…" Sasuke looked at the clock and froze. "HOLY SHIT! I'm LATE!" He quickly dressed, and ran out of the house, but not before grabbing a paper bag to cover his head. Just when Sasuke was about to put the bag on, he noticed that there are no holes for his eyes. He used his knife and cut out two circles.

Meanwhile-

"WHERE IS HE?" Sakura shouted at Naruto, who just shrugged. "C'mon! We have got to go find him! Who knows? He might have gotten lost on the Road of Life like Kakashi always do or he might have been abducted by the aliens!" Naruto just gave her one of his infamous foxy grin. "Sakura- Chan, don't worry! He will come, because we just put on a bet for-"Naruto stopped when he heard a poof behind him. There stood Sasuke…. Or someone who looks likes Sasuke... "Sasuke- Kun..?" Sakura asked uncertainly. "Is that… you?"

Sasuke stood there with a paper bag covering his head; the only thing that's visible was his two beady eyes. Everything else looked normal. "What happened?" Naruto finally blur out. "COME ON! MAN! YOU CAN'T TRAIN WITH THAT STUPID PAPER BAG ON YOUR UGLY HEAD!" Sakura said nothing.

With Neji-

Neji's face was twisted in a disgusted expression. He, the GREAT Neji Hyuuga, was hiding in a trash dump (A/N- you know… those HUGE and REGTANGULAR kind of trashcan?) from a certain weapon master. "OH, NEJI! COME OUT COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE!" Gai's horrible voice rang through the street, and Neji winced slightly. He made a mental note to himself that he will murder Lee with his bare hands. Suddenly, Neji felt something breathing behind him. He slowly turned his head around, dreading what he might find.

"Hello, Neji." Tenten said sweetly. Neji gulped. Tenten reached forward and tried to throw a punch at Neji while his eyes widen when one of her deadly fists came flying at him. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Neji let out a thrill shriek and started to slap everything around him like a wimpy girl. "HELP! THERE'S A GIRL TRYING TO HARRASS ME!" Neji shrieked.

With team 7-

"I DEMAND YOU TO TAKE THAT MASK OFF!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke while Sakura and Kakashi just sat there and watched the show.

"No way, dobe." Sasuke said calmly. Naruto huffed and turned around.
"FINE!" Naruto yelled, walking away… or what it seems to be…

Sasuke felt the paper bag being lifted off his face and started to panic. He turned around and found Naruto snickering, holding his paper bag hostage.

"So what are you hiding? Sasuke- KUN?" Naruto mocked, while examining Sasuke's face… until he spotted IT.

"…" Naruto stared.

"…" Sasuke glared back.

Kakashi and Sakura noticed that the fighting had stopped, so they walked toward to Naruto and Sasuke. "About time –" Kakashi stopped, spotting Naruto staring at Sasuke's nose. Following the gaze, Kakashi and Sakura saw the pimple on Sasuke's nose.

"…" Everyone was silence. Suddenly, Naruto pointed his index finger at Sasuke and yelled. "THAT IS NOT SASUKE! THE SASUKE I KNEW DOESN'T HAVE A PIMPLE! I SWEAR!" Naruto's spits came flying out of his mouth and showered onto Sasuke.

"I agreed with Naruto!" Sakura said, while Kakashi nodding with agreement.

"Guys..?" Sasuke looked uncertain. His teammate and his teacher were starting at him… with the look of hunger to kill on their face.
"I BET IT'S OROCHIMARU!" Naruto shouted, and Sakura cracked her knuckles. Sasuke sweat dropped.

"Umm… Guys?" Sasuke looked around frantically, he had left his weapons at home, and he doesn't want to hurt his comrades, or he will gain more suspicions from more people. Too late.

"ATTACK!" Naruto cried.

"GET 'IM!" Saukra shouted.

"…" Kakashi sighed.

Neji-

Neji ran to the team 7 training ground and found Sasuke the number 1 rookie getting chased by Naruto and Sakura. 'How amusing…'


Well, tell me if you like it or not! FLAMES ARE WELCOME!

Adarcel-