PIMPLES - CHAPTER 3
Disclaimer- I DO NOT OWN THE ANIME NARUTO (groan- do I need to repeat these on every chapter...?)
Last time…
"Never mind…" Naruto sighed in defeat.
He forced himself to walk over to the river. 'Please forgive me, Neji.'
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Now…
Naruto slowly reached to the river, and pause. He quickly stole a glance at Tenten, who was waiting impatiently next to a nervous Sakura. He sighed. There's not a chance to warn Neji. Plus, any suspicious movement will cause Tenten to notice. Neji's DOOMED.
Down at the bottom of the river-
Neji felt something bad is about to happen. He sat there, trying to hold his fart, and then he noticed it. The clean and clear blue water was now turning into a strange unnatural green. He cocked his head and stared blankly at the greenish hue. Suddenly, Neji's pale eyes widened. 'Oh- MY- GOD!' Neji thought frantically, trying to close his eyes. It must have been worse than getting beat up by Tenten. No, HELL WITH IT! HE AIAN'T GOING TO SIT THERE AND LET SOMEONE'S URINE WASH ALL OVER HIM!… Neji felt his mouth hang open, and forgotten the fact that he's sitting under water… he screamed. Or, at least tried to.
Gurgle….
Neji started to struggle for breath as he noticed that he is no longer breathing on the bamboo stick. His wild movement had caused lots of air bubbles floating up to the surface. 'Need…. AIR!' He thought frantically and swam towards to the surface, not caring for the existence of Tenten…
On the shore-
Tenten noticed some air bubbles appearing on the surface of the water. She narrowed her eyes. Something or someone must be at the bottom of the water… not caring if her theory is right, Tenten rushed to the lake and look down at the clear water just in time to see a figure jumping out from the lake.
SPLASH!
meanwhile-
Uuchiha Itachi opened his mouth wide and yawned. He slowly stood up from the grass and stretched. He looked around for his blue skinned comrade, but cannot find him. Itachi walked towards to the river and look down at his reflection. Something is wrong. He scratched his head and looked around.
Itachi looked left and right.
Nothing.
He looked up.
Nothing.
He looked down and… DISCOVERED HIS MOST BELOVED AKATSUKI CLOAK WAS MISSING!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He howled.
Meanwhile-
Kisame woke up from his afternoon nap with a start when he heard a certain howl. He ran out from his little shelter and found Itachi kneeling down in front by the lake.
"…Itachi..sama?" Itachi heard someone calling his name and whipped his head around just to find Kisame standing behind. In a quick flash, Itachi reached forward and grabbed the poor sharkman.
"WHERE IS IT!" He cried
"W-where's what?" Kisame asked, confused.
"MY AKATSUKI CLOAK! IT'S GONE!"
Kisame just stood there, sweat dropped. "Umm… Itachi- sama? You DO know that our leader will give you a new cloak-"
"BUT I DON'T WANT A NEW CLOAK! AFTER ALL THE TIME I'VE BEEN THROUGH WEARING THAT CLOAK! I CAN'T FIND A NEW ONE TO REPLACE KEIKO!"
"…You named your cloak…warmth!"
"Hey, don't say that! You'll hurt her feeling!"
"….Your cloak is a female!"
"YUB!" Itachi said proudly.
Kisame twitched slightly.
"Cloaks do not have feelings." He said carefully.
"OF COURSE THEY DO!" Itachi cried out.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO."
"YES! AND NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!" Itachi yelled, eyes glowing red.
Kisame immediately moved away from his partner. 'Oh, God, not now…I'm too young to lose my sane…'
Itachi just huffed and ran toward to the nearest place- I mean, Village- which was also Konoha Village.
"KEIKO! Oh KEIKO! WHERE ARE YOU?" Itachi cried while running towards to Konoha village, leaving a clueless Kisame behind.
"ITACHI- SAMA! WAIT FOR ME!" Kisame wailed, chasing after Itachi.
Unknown to the two brainless Akatsuki members, a black cloak with red clouds was hanging on a tree nearby.
Inside of Konoha-
"ARGHHH!" Tenten yelled.
"MY FACE!" Neji wailed.
"I'M SO SORRY! NEJI! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!" Naruto screamed.
Sakura just stood there, watching the whole scene. Neji was on the ground spitting and gagging out water, Tenten was yelling at Neji for scaring her, and Naruto was apologizing to Neji like there's no tomorrow. A sudden groan got her attention. Sakura turned her head around and found Sasuke sitting up, rubbing his eyes.
"….Naruto, Neji- san, Tenten- san…?" Sakura said slowly, gesturing toward to Sasuke.
Naruto, Neji, and Tenten stopped arguing and turned their attention to Sasuke, who's looking around with a confused look.
'Orochimaru…' they all thought viciously, closing in on Sasuke.
"Eh?"
Somewhere in the Sound village-
Orochimaru sneezed. "I think someone is thinking an ill thought of me…" he mumbled.
Konoha-
"Uh… Hey… guys?" Sasuke laughed nervously.
"ATTACK!" Tenten yelled, while Neji and Naruto were making some weird screech that sounded like war cries. Sakura disappeared for a few seconds but only reappeared with 4 chainsaws, 4 baseball bats, 4 metal bars, 4 boxes of throwing stars, 4 boxes of bombs, and a mirror.
"Wha-" Sasuke began, but Sakura shoved the mirror into his face and his eyes widened immediately.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY FACE! WHY MUST THE FATE BE SO CRUEL TO ME?" Sasuke wailed as he noticed that there's more pimples scattered across his face.
"SHUT UP! OROCHIMARU! GIVE US BACK OUR SASUKE!" Naruto yelled, and kicked Sasuke right into his groin.
"GUH!" Sasuke gurgled, eyes bulging.
"EAT THIS! YOU SASUKE WANNNABE!" Tenten yelled, stuffing some wolf dung, which she had dug out from her pocket, down Sasuke's mouth.
"GURGH ARGH!" Sasuke choked, trying to spit out the wolf dung.
"I'M NEXT!" Sakura yelled, taking five kunai, and threw them at Sasuke.
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The kunai had pinned Sasuke to the tree behind him, two on the his cloth (A/N- shoulder's area… argh .. u know the stuff..) and two on the edge of his pants. The fifth one is merely 0.5 millimeter away from his… part… (Cough)
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME?" Sasuke yelled at Sakura.
"Torture you, then kill you." She replied.
"BUT AT LEAST TRIED TO AIM AT MY HEAD THAN AIMING AT MY DICK!" Sasuke yelled, face red.
"Hn, I'm next." A calmed voice said. Sasuke snapped his attention to the talker, Neji. THE Neji Hyuuga. Sasuke gulped and started to sweat.
"BWUAHAHAHAHAHA…!" Sakura, Naruto, and Tenten all laughed with an evil smile on their face as Neji hold up a…
Chainsaw.
"Oi, Itachi, are you sure that your cloak is in … there?" Kisame said, eye twitching.
They're standing right in front of the KONOHA: WOMAN'S PUBLIC RESTROOM.
"Yes! Of course! Keikomight went topotty, so she must be in the restroom." Itachi said, not looking at the sign.
"But... but…"
"YOSH!" Itachi yelled, pointing his index finger in the air, doing a nice guy's pose. "NOW LET'S GO IN AND FIND MY BELOVED KEIKO!" and he ran in.
Some people were staring at them with HUGE eyes. Kisame just whistle a tune, while kicking a rock nearby. "I do not know that man, no I don't…" Kisame told a random old lady who happened to walked past him, and got whacked by her purse.
"PERVERT!"
"EEK! I'm INNONCENT! I SWEAR!" Kisame wailed.
"THEN STOP STANDING IN THE FRONT OF THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH! ITACHI- SAMA! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Kisame shrieked.
Inside the women's restroom-
"Keiko, where are you?"
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sasuke squints his eyes shut when Neji brought down the chainsaw.
SQUEAK.
Naruto and the other blinked. Neji sweat dropped. He raised the chainsaw up once again and brought it down, but the result was still the same.
SQUEAK.
"ARGHH!" Naruto and Tenten cried, while Sakura looked completely shocked.
Neji just stared.
SQUEAK
SQUEAK
SQUEAK
SQUEAK
He was hitting Sasuke with the chainsaw, but no harm, no blood, no nothing, nothing but a squeak.
"SOMEONE HAD TRAIDED MY REAL CHAINSAW INTO A TOY CHAINSAW!" Neji yelled, eyes narrowed.
"Not me." Naruto, Sakura, and Tenten said, backing away.
"ARGHHH!" Neji cried out, chasing after the other.
Sasuke watched Neji chasing the other three ninjas out from the training field, and sighed with relieve. He roughly tugged at the kunai that's holding up his cloth.
He smirked, the kunai had came loose.
"Keiko!" Itachi cried out, peeking under the sink in the restroom… WOMEN'S RESTROOM.
He kneeled down in front of the last door. "Keiko? Are you in there?"
"What? Who's that?"a voice asked from behind the door
"OH MY GOD! KEIKO! SPEAK TO ME! ARE YOU IN THERE?"
BAM!
The door swing open and hit Itachi right in the face. "What? Huh? Who called my name." a young woman looked around, and shrugged. She walked past Itachi without noticing him and washed her hand.
outside-
"ITACHI-SAMA!" Kisame yelled into the restroom.
Sand Siblings-
"So, now what?" Temari asked Gaara, who just shrugged.
"Let's go visit Naruto." He said heedlessly.
"Sure! I'm going to find Shikmaru." Temari said, running off. "KANKAROU! BE GOOD TO GAARA!"
Kankarou stared at his sister's back while she ran off. 'NOOOOOOO! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH MY LITTLE PSYCO BROTHER!' Kankarou cried mentally, glanced at Gaara's direction.
'I'm not going to watch him, I'm not going to watch him, I'm not going to watch him, I'm not going- "
"Kankarou."
"GARRRRRRRRRRHHHH!" Kankarou yelled.
"You are dismissed." Gaara said, walking away.
"But..," 'THANK YOU GOD! HALAILUHAH (sp?)!' Inner Kankaruo cheered.
"Bye, Gaara," Kankarou said, running off, "I'm going to eat something…"
Gaara's all alone… again…. He walked down the street of Konoha, looking around.
"GAAARRAA!"
He suddenly heard someone calling his name. He turned around and spotted Naruto, Tenten, and Sakura was chased by a VERY mad Neji.
"….!" Gaara stared.
"HELP US! NEJI HAD GONE MAD!" Naruto cried as he dodged a blow from the toy chainsaw.
"DIEEE!" NEji yelled, waving his toy chainsaw madly.
"SEE!"
"…"
"HELP!" Naruto, Sakura, and Tenten shrieked.
Gaara sighed and walked to the front of the mob.
"THAT'S NOT HELPING! GAARA! HELLLPPPP!" Sakura screamed, waving her arms like mad.
Gaara hold up his hand and everybody froze. 'DAMN! DESERT COFFEN!' Naruto, Sakura, Tenten, and Neji thought as they screeched to a stop. Gaara smirked.
Kisame-
"WAHHHH!" Kisame cried as an angry mob of women beating the daylights out of him.
"PERVERT!" one of them yelled.
"NO, I'M NOT!" Kisame screamed like a little girl.
"LIAR!" some echoed.
"NO, I'M NOT!"
"DIE!"
"NO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
But the angry mob just ignores the poor Kisame and charged at him with full speed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU! ITACHI!" Kisame screamed, as one of the women hit him with her purse.
Naruto, Neji, Sakura, and Tenten were dying…
From their own nervous self, of course.
Gaara sighed, lowered his hand.
"About time for you people to stop chasing each other…" Gaara said while the other stared at him.
"What are you doing here?" Naruto asked.
"I'm having a meeting with the Hokage."
"Oh…"
Silence.
"So…" Gaara began.
"OMG! GAARA STARTED A CONVERSATION!" Naruto screamed.
"Shut up, I'm asking a question here."
"Oh… sorry."
"Why is Neji chasing you people with a… toy chainsaw?"
"Well, you see…" Tenten began.
30 minutes later-
"…And that's why Neji was chasing us."
"…Interesting." Gaara mused.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked, sitting up.
"Genius is akin to madness." Gaara stated.
"What?"
"Well, Neji is a genius, right?" Everybody nodded.
"I learned this from a book about Edgar Allan Poe," Everybody nodded
"Well, that quote is quoted by him, Edgar Allan Poe, he's a mad man, but very smart."
SILENCE…
"Whoa…." Sakura stared.
"Cool…" Naruto whistled.
"What a coincident…" Tenten said.
"….does that mean I'm a mad man?"the chainsawwielderasked.
"Yes and no, you're still sane, but I have a feeling that you're going insane."
"…."
Tenten sighed, but sat up suddenly.
"OH MY GOD! WE FORGOT ABOUT THAT OROCHIMARU!" Tenten screamed, running back to the field.
Gaara stared.
"Did I heard her say… Orochimaru?"
Naruto and Sakura nodded.
"I'M GOING WITH YOU PEOPLE!" Gaara screamed, flame burning in the background.
"Eep. He's scary when he's mad." Naruto whispered to Sakura.
"BECAUSE HE STOLED MY FAVORITE TEDDY BEAR AND NEVER RETURNS IT!" Everybody sweatdropped.
(A/N- Yub, that's too OOC)
with Sasuke-
Sasuke staggered onto the street of Konoha, and fell face down landed onto something.
'Hmm… this tasted familiar…" he thought and opened his eyes.
"HOLY SHIT!" Sasuke screamed, jumping up and down. He just landed his face into a freshly made…. Dog shit…
Nearby, Akamaru ran back to his owner, Kiba.
"You done with your business? Eh? Akamaru?" Kiba said, bending down and petted his dog.
"ARF!"
"I HATE DOGS!" Sasuke screamed, wiping his face with the tissue paper lying on the ground, not noticing the wetness of the tissue paper.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sasuke screamed, horrified. "DAMN DOG! IT EVEN PEED ON THE EFFEN TISSUE PAPER!"
Kiba gasped when he heard somewhere in the distance, someone screamed "I HATE DOGS!"
"Did I heard someone insulting dogs!"
"ARF!"
Kiba was about to shrugged the insult off, when a screamed rang through the street. "DAMN DOG! IT EVEN PEED ON THE EFFEN TISSUE PAPER!"
"THAT'S IT! LET'S GO GIVE THAT BASTER A PIECE OF OUR MIND!"
Gaara was leading the other ninjas, running through the whole street.
"I think the Kazekage had finally lost it…" Sakura sighed.
"Does that mean Gaara's a genius?" Naruto asked, trying to catch up.
"…I don't know."
In the back of the group, Neji was running with the rest of the ninjas, but he's also toying with his toy chainsaw. 'Not bad… not bad at all…'
SQUEAK!
Neji giggled madly. 'This is FUN!'
End CHAPTER
A/N- OMG! NEJ IS MAD!... but hey! Genius is akin to madness! (snicker) TAKE THAT! MS. LONG (my Language Art teacher)!
Sorry for the slow update, but I'm running low with ideas…. Review and give me some advice! PLEEEAAASSEEE?
