This is going to be a remake of Mulan with Harry Potter characters! WHOOT WHOOT!

Disclaimer: I don't own HARRY POTTER or MULAN

"GINNY!" Hermione screamed to her young best friend, "I need help! Can you give me a makeover when we get to Hogsmeade?"

"Well, sure Hermione, but why?"

"I… well… I need to… impress Harry."

"What? I can't understand you."

"I need to impress Harry"

"WHA—"

Hermione slapped her hand over her friend's mouth to stop her from screaming.

"Shh! Yes. I really, REALLY want him to ask me to the dance, but I want to make sure he will."

"Okay. I personally don't think you need one, but if you insist."

"This is what you give me to work with,

Well honey, I've seen worse.

We're going to turn this sows ear

Into a silk purse."

"Why is she singing?" thought Hermione as Ginny washed her hair in that little tub thing at the hairdressers.

"We'll have you washed and dried

Primped and polished till you glow with pride

Trust my recipie for instant bride

You'll bring honor to us all."

"BRIDE!"

"Oops! I meant girlfriend!" Ginny explained as she started styling her friends hair.

"Wait and see when we're through

Boys will gladly go to war for you

With good fortune

And a great hairdo

You'll bring honor to us all

Girls can bring honor to themselves

Only in one way

By striking a good match

And this could be the day!

Men want girls with good taste

Calm, obedient, who work fast paced

With good breeding and a tiny waist

You'll bring honor to us all!"

"Who is us?"

"No one. When I'm through, you can't fail

Like a lotus blossom soft and pale

No sane man could ever say

No Sale

You'll bring honor to us all! There, your ready. No, one more thing. An apple for serenity, a pendant for balance… beads of jade for beauty

You must proudly show it

Now add a charm

Just for luck

And even you can't blow it"

Now Hermione took over the singing.

"Okay self

Hear my plea

Help me not to make a fool of me

And to not uproot our friendship tree

And keep Harry standing tall"

"Scarier than the undertaker

I'm playing 'Miones's matchmaker

Destiny

Guard this girl

And her future as it fast unfurls

She's a perfect porclean doll

Please bring honor to us

Please bring honor to us

Please bring honor to us all!"

"Well, how do I look?"

She spun around, and she looked amazing. Her hair was now only to the middle of her neck, but so curly that it looked like it was only to her jawbone. She wore a tighter, more form fitting robe, with JUST enough makeup to notice.

"Hermione, you're ready."

Well, how was that? I will add on if I get ONE REVIEW.

BYE!